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After one idiot here on nairaland that doesn't know how to urinate properly will come and be telling me to loan my heart out to a woman all in the name of love, I resemble loan app abi

Nonsense and ingredient

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Make I no talk wetin dey my mind, today has been a busy day

Classickj:
Argentina no fit stand face to face with mexico

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In what aspect?

Mind you this canelo v Messi

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Let me sit here and watch this Nollywood drama that's about to unfold

This is the part that gives me chills

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I like them young and old, infact older women seem to be more attracted to me than younger ones, I love to fire in all cylinders, gun's blazing

Older and mature women are sweet in bed

Op, just make sure you drill them long and hard no fall hands o

I'm routing for you

VeryWickedGoat:
Nothing. Rituals don't need any savings. All you need is a promising family member, the closer the more lucrative.

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Hahaha this manchi sef

Swanzi:
This one pain you wella

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Lol, in your nightmares

udofia234:
hahahah!!! guy I no fit laf!!! baddest!!!

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You suppose know wetin time dey talk na

tarantino1:
The disrespect!! Chai!

Canelo made 85 million dollars this year. Put some respect on his name.

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Lol and how much is Messi's networth? Don't answer that

Now who's pose to respect who? Don't answer that too

udofia234:
Ladies that will play game and you go hink say na love buy na scammer dey be

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Hahaha comrade and they end up playing their self, he dey like you no Sabi who you dey follow talk sef

I no dey give a woman more than what she deserves abi na your lust for breast and yansh dey blind you from seeing the truth.

Only when you allowed yourself to be played that's when you get played my nigga, if only some men go dey activate their brain cells they won't be getting played by bitches/leeches claiming love upandan.

My spiritual lewu lewu no dey ever fail me, no be today I begin dey play this game my man infact we don tire sef

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If I be priest I go train my nuns on hand to hand combat, weapon specialty, sword mastery, cross magic and Kung Fu, I go substitute the white for black on black rope.

We've to protect the church from all forms of evil

As for the bishop I have nothing to say except he should enjoy life

OhBritannia:
The types of bodyguards that guards people like Messi ain't ordinary bodyguards.
These are ex warlords trained in combat and some of them have fought wars in Afghanistan and the Middle east.
Bro Messi's security will bury this boxer alive in less than 10 minutes.

These security guards have signed their lives away to Messi, just like the army.
Do you want to fight who isn't afraid of death?

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Leave am, he think say na only to go gym go work out come dey feel fly like vulture wey wan chop dead body, those Nigga's wey dey guide top personalities no be small men o, most na ex-military, trained war assassins etc

If that canelo goes even an inch close to where Messi is chilling, them go put am for him body wotowoto, no questions asked, las las it will be tagged as self defense

By that time the idiot go don die throw way

He just dey like one idiot or drunkard to wake up one morning and decide say he wan go kill president of north Korea or Russia them go use him dead body as art for museum make travellers come dey look as part of tourism

Joebayo217:
a whole boxer selling coke

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Naxo na, look into the life of most athletes, especially the ones who don't have cash out much or have a backup plan after their various careers, they end up venturing into illegal hustle/crime or go extremely broke, so I no go dey surprise say this one go follow, being a Mexican, he fit be say him been don high sef before him post that shit....


Drugs na their surname

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Betweenn Africa and the western world I no Sabi where rapture is go first take place, I'm still forecasting

udofia234:
Bad guy!!! I hear u baba!!! U never meet those kind of ladies nah

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Which kind of ladies are those?

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Empty threats like say you go even see Messi, the idiot just dey cry online cuz the heartbreak was massive

Mumu canelo, he better Concentrate on selling coke if he wants to eat

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South Korea go impregnate Ghana today

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Omo nairaland sweet today o

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Op, give me that microphone now

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Thank God for me I know what I want, I don't play games at all and I don't follow trend, you try to play games with me, you end up playing with yourself, I no send your papa.

I stick to my root

As for the game of chess most men and women play with themselves, make una continue cuz before the next world cup there will be nothing like marriage again

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Been part of the brand for God knows when

Big up's to Infinix

iykofias:
looking like hired assassins

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Hahaha

GodofEnergy:
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Got it

iykofias:
Cameroon thinks football is all about muscle

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With their gym jersey

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Omo Serbia dey ball

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This is one the most laziest nairalanders have ever come across here but I like her/his way sha, one of the things to laugh about on nairaland

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If she said nothing then it's nothing na

Totilopussylick:
Incase you eventually be in any.

Nurture her to be the kind woman you wished to spend the rest of your life with .

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The nuturer

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Exceptional

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You're not ready