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This thing dey give Women joy but they keep acting like it don't concern them

Congratulations to her though

VeryWickedGoat:
Simps will learn by fire by force.

Only a simp gives up his healthy life and devote it to feeding an ingrate for the rest of her life in exchange for "responsible man" tag.

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This nigga you no go kill me one day,

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This time is currently occupied by money

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They ones wey dey succeed marry this days dey happy like say Dem win lottery

Their greatest award on earth, if you think I'm lying ask Amaka at Shiloh

Rayban25:
You forgot to add your wotoporously speaking...na so the thing pain you reach

Lol, it's been modified

She just dey cap careless

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You tell us you love us, did you mean it?
Or did you only say 'cause it's convenient for you
You don't get to question us if we all in
Good or the bad you all know we're all in for y'all
We don't ask about your niggas in the past
'Cause they all in the past
You could leave them where they at
I wonder, do you think about how we feel?
We got feelings for y'all, we cannot deny
Scared to love 'cause we've been heartbroken too many times
We've been let down by the ones who say they love us plenty times
We was hoping y'all could save us
'Cause you let us down lately,

We took the pain so we could all live
Ain't gotta question us you know what it is
Ain't think of us but we did it all for you guys
You see the scars we had to pay our dues
We gave our all and y'all still switched on us
Stabbed us in our backs and then y'all watched us bleed
Y'all not to be trusted

Y'all know we God sent

We're the monsters you made, Deal with it and stop crying

Tinubuwins2023e:
No be the same guy wey them wan burn him papa house just because he scored against Cameroon?

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No be am, that one dey play for Switzerland

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Thank God for who I am and the family I got because this rubbish would not even happen in the first place.

My momma know wetin she give birth to

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Lol

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Fraud v hypocrisy.....who's winning?

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Haha, blood bath loading

Jeon:
You don't know what's in store But you know what you're here for Close your eyes, lay yourself beside me Hold tight for this ride We don't need no protection Come alone, we don't need attention.



Open your hand, take a glass Don't be scared, I'm right here Even though, you don't roll Trust me boy, you wanna be high for this.

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Which song are you listening to?

Bunkbars:
If you just came back from abroad, bro you have made it for igbo women, they don't use their eyes to see guys that are hustling abroad.

Even if it's dubai , if you like treat her like a mess, she would endure and still stay with you. With the hope you will marry her, and take her out of Nigeria, so she can brag to her umu ada commitee, how she isn't in their level.

That was how, one guy that came from abroad, snatched my guy babe , and this my guy really loved this girl, and did alot for her. It was my first time seeing a man cry bitterly over a woman in real life.

But my guy is doing very well now sha. All he did for her didn't matter anymore, but the abroad guy married her though.

There is this song that goes like this "Never in my life, them go use my head" that's his current ring tone.

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Oh my Comrade

Hahahahaha

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All my girls dey reply my messages instanta, some na people girlfriends sef

You better stop forming and start acting accordingly

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NDLEA and eye service sha

Na lyrics una dey catch now but for street una dey collect revenue for drugs matters, so much for cleaning the society iffa hear

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Abeg cut small soap give our nairaland slayqueens, hard core feminist and more

You did well

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Country wey Sabi

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Lol, una no fit discharge them una selves

Something wey una go pack street mafias come camp for una crib for like 2-3days, no be person go tell them wetin time dey talk

NobleSeed:
I have placed a bet on Kim to score for South Korea..

The problem is i don't know which of the Kims.. But whichever Kim scores, i will tell them that's the Kim i chose..

They think they are smart

By the way, there are about 5 Kims on the Starting Lineup including the Goal keeper.. And maybe more Kims are on the bench too.. My chances are high

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Betting platforms in Nigeria never shock you before, imagine any of the Kim scores and you think you've won, when you wan go collect money na that time you go know say some people Sabi explain something well well

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I pity pidgin, Hausa and Igbo commentators

Person tongue go cut today

mariahAngel:
Abeg make we hear!

If man cook , una go say "for a man, you try".
If man come manage sabi cook (manage O!), na "man sabi cook pass woman" we go dey read.
Make una stay one place abeg!

If to say na woman cook that soup, come dare post am for nairaland, comment wey we no go read no exist!

I don talk am before; woman "I dey try shaa" for cooking na man "I too sabi cook"
We no be una mate for cooking!

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Lol, for man to cook him try na

Cooking no be man thing from day one, even the devil knows it so therefore I dey correct for wetin I talk

Na women get PHD for cooking so I agree

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Wetin Musa no go see for gate

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Oga this your okro soup OMG

What you're missing is steps on how to bring it out the way it should be presented, you might know some ingredients but you lack intellectual for procedures on how to go about it

The end result looks like.... but sha for a man you try

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This guy sef

I don't even know what to tell you cuz your story sounds like fiction

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Half man half woman don drop quote

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My kind of women

Imagine my girl to dey carry kala

Me sef I be kala republic

Everywhere go solid

Naija women don't know how to protect their men, only thing they know is how to feel entitled on someone else's shit, loud mouthed and scared

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If that party is to ever hold Shit will go wrong in many ways for a lot of nairalanders, personally for me I'll not attend, not because I'm not solid but I don't trust myself cuz of what I might do, so to avoid getting into it with anybody I'll rather stay in my house and smoke weed

Truth be told, Nairalanders with different personalities will come there for different purposes so it's gonna be more of a blood bath than a party at all

The hatred, unsolved mysteries/cases here is enough to cancel this type of plans

HarlequinLekex:
Some Nlders at the party go dey form say dey carry but shishi dem no get.

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Hahaha, comrade this nail wey you use na how many inches abeg