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if it also earns u d crown, . . fine. . . youll be the one whose head I sever

oga, dont count your chickens b4 they hatched,. . . better focus on beating Ibime first so u can rightfully have a claim to at least a batttle record

Alrite Ofoka, I take up your challenge on one condition: this is not a formal battle, we just sparring okay?

Also, abeg as the king you suppose take am easy on me

I will record somfn this weekend hopefully . . . . not a song, a phuking attack!!!!

DBR:
Nor mind am . .wayo boy! Street thinks he can fool us and suck us in.
Go to FFR and prove urself u still got it. .make una nor turn dis plave to FFR lounge.
Plus erase the tot u stil got the crown. .u wey dem don impeach due to your inactivity!

Haha. . . I know I havent got the crown any longer, If I still did, NL would be very disappointing cuz I havent been regular here in about 8 months.
All I have is my unbeaten record,
and also the fact that word on the Street, is that the best with words is Streetz, word!!!
The fact is when Im ready, Ill snatch the crown from Ibime (with his head still attached to it(Bis)) haha. . . . a second time. . lol, or from you if you defeat him.

As of now, I might even decide to rip ofoka at this audio battle thing he's been shouting about . . .

Streettz gunplay'll sway ya temper/
u look hard but a gun to ya head . . and face change. . . like Nepa!!

Fella my reigns 4 eva/ whose ways r better/
U aint hot. . . its just time 4 u to change your sweater/

he's brittle and gaffe/ two rounds is enuff to remove the chaff/
theyll say "Streetz won over two" . . .  when I split u  in half/

no one can see me/ who bhave like a bytchh be
cuz U give the signal your in your period. . . so how can D C!!!!

gettin less rusty by the sec. . .  
abouta make a comeback byitchessss!!!!

lol yeh we cool man

Quik freestyle. . . off da head

I let fire on ya team/ they perspire as they scream/
You couldnt exerceise power. . . If ya empire was a gym

Ur a highflyer . . . in ya dream/ u jus dey rant and babble/
If its about playing with words. . . u would be a champ. . . at scrabble!!!

This aint a yab or battle/ Im just speakin my mind/
Peeps that hide they feelings aint that hard to find/

If its audio, prep the beat/ ull hear defeat/
Ull have a very long journey. . . If u step 2 street/

dont test the beast/ just leave it and run
If you take it any farther. . . I'll be dickin ya mum/


rusty. . .

DBR:
1st all, u need to work on your grammar. .lol.
Now, u need to seperate criticism from mere verbal mischief. Street has one of the longest criticism at d openin, but attackin sm1 who voted, by countering and smwhat seein no reason y d person voted me aint criticism, nobody countered U or him when u voted Ibis, so get it right.Plus his issue that I don't rhyme is just so erroneous.
This na play, even Ibis and I hav mutual respect for each other. .criticize but pls make sense.

oNe

As I said b4, if youve voted at other battles, u would know that its alrite for people to analyze each others votes and argue amongst themselves about these votes. In fact the only people not allowed to butt in at all are the people actually battling, I don't get y ur chuckin ur head in the voting process self. U say wat I did was verbal mischief? exaggeration not? ohhh where is Sauron when u need him. . . thsat guy would show u wat real verbal mischief is.

FYI, I like your style, crazy metaphors and wordplay are the only way to beat Ibime, but allow me reiterate, as for this battle verse. .  poor rhyme structure. Anyways I'll stop sayin it if thats wat u want. . . but it doesn't change the fact. Either learn from it or move on. .

04kaa:
and lastly he said u dont rhyme, did he lie??your forcing  wordplays that u forgot that rhyming is essential in a battle like his, thats why i said yall should do audio, am sure u would be worse off in rhyming than u are now   if this was an audio battle

yeeeee, o4kaa is on my side for once. . . the moon must be blue. ,

Ibime:
WARNING SHOTZ 2: THE PRELUDE

Make nobody run. . .hehehehe


This game got rules, and he broke at least two of em/
No credible HipHop site would give him votes. .if they true to him/
Even Fatfish could spit ill lines without no rhyme structure/
so ya verse don't get the "green light". . for not respecting "time juncture"/
My mind 'puncture'/ so ya 'tyred' lines get slayed in the booth/
I aint bitter. .truth is bitter. . I'm just saying the truth/
They couldn't follow his flow, and I had more humour/
so by any measure, I set him straight. . like a fat long ruler/
He spat nothing to denote/ cos I smothered him with flow/
anyone who's Streetwise would concede it wasn't close/
Spitting Adam like A-Damn/ and forcing lucks to sound like dreadlocks?/
If wordplay is forced. . Just re-'verse'. . like a gearbox/
Don't give me cause to erupt/ cos my thoughts are corrupt/
You'll get piston (pi$$ed on) by the force I conduct/ cos I torque (talk) with a thrust!/
Ya whole verse was a collation of horrible dust/
Streetwize told you the truth, now you causing a fuss/ like you wanna combust/
When it comes to battling me, Street 'paved the way' for you anonymous phucks/
cos Street paint vivid pictures that sound harder to us/
so if  Street cross ya path. . .you'll get tarred with a brush!/


Hehehehehe. . .no hate, just collate ya bars. Round 2 will seperate the men from boys like puberty!

cheii. .  . one day we just have to randomly celebrate Ibime. . .

and dawhizkid. . . but dat my tactic good nah. . . . . nor be so

LMAO. . . . . SAURON ohhhhhhh. . . .where u dey?. . . . guys dey miss you ohhhh!!!!!

yeeeee, see as slimshay end Ibimes career

slimshay:
Neck in noose, wooden spoon, puss in boots this is battle quit quotin enid blyton books/

Finish!!!

loooool dawhizkid u dey crase,
men na just when battle come wey I dey batttle.
I dont write punchlines randomly or anything
fyi, if I get into a battle now , Ill hav to start on a clean slate and would be at a disadvantage cuz Im like 5 months rusty. . .

Im not piking a fight with DBR, he's just bhavin like sauron of the old days. . . when u criticse his shit, he starts cursin and shoutin around that he's the shyt, and ur silly to criticise him
There's nufn more irksome than un-sportsman-like bhaviour, just saying

and FYI, definitely don't wanna get in a fight with DBR, especially not in my current situation, cuzz we all kno wat coulda happend if he got the flow and rhymin rite
I stil dey hug my unbeaten run for NL

huh oga make sense jor

lolz nor mind me jor. . . na exaggeration

@DBR chief I wasnt talking to you man. . . If you cant accept criticism bout your shyt, then you don't deserve to be a rapper. . . take it in and either try to be better or dont take the advice. .  simple!!
Yes, I have voted, but I still hav the right to analyze other people's votes like they analyzed mine bruv.
Dont be myopic, this battle Isn't the end, advice'll help you in your nex battle's and shyt . . . .  so sit still and watch as voters deliberate. . . and yeh, puke if you wanna

   

\dbr had nice punches but it doesnt phakin rhyme, Its like a story of punchlines bruv . . I prefer rap

DAMN!!!!! . . . . .  You two are tooo crazy. . . DAMN!!

Anyways my take:

DBR had crazy metaphors and wordplay I could literally quote DBR's whole verse. .

eldee:
DBR's Verse

or u finna bathe in HIV blood with an open sore/
cos last bars got u[i] wounded[/i]. .next will just throw in salt /
Getit? throw insult?. .send beef ma way . .i  splash it with tomatoe sauce/
Braiding skill. . the way i Weave prose. . he Dreads those words/



cos u old in the game like Larry~ now u think u a King?/
u'z a Joke. .break u down like food. .u Die Jesting/
spitzophrenic. . .spit yo zenit . .still no merit. . im'a slit throat bandit/
rabbit! call me a skillful  Muslim Wrestler how i slam this pig /
its the Eve of your doom so why shud i give A-Damn. .b!tch!

ma fierce 16 punctures your ego. . im a bad vulcanizer/
wanna see how i eat Beef send your chic i phuck and knife her!/

turn u to a Sprinting Balding Rasta . .u Run out of Lucks!/

oh how I luv that throw Insult line. . . Genius

eldee:
IBIME'S Verse

Soon as I step in the booth/ he's destined to lose/ cos I wreck and abuse/
leave his ancestors skeletons bruised/. . . cos every punch I land will 'connect with his roots'!/


but he persisted in grieving/ this lyrical deacon/ so I'ma get rid of his demon/
like a Celestial church. . and give him spiritual healing. . . through a physical beating!!!/


Im smarter than a NASA surveyor/ cos I spit sick doom/
His chick lick/ big stick/ in my picnic room/. . which I twitflix to em. . . when my pic click zoom!/


They exhuming this mans corpse/ with one more dig/ of this dumb LovePeddler pig/
after I adjust your 'wig'/. . by sinking drills in ya 'waves'. . . like an offshore rig!/

I use gasoline to attack your motor/ flip ya Range and leave its back turned over/
Now he switched a black Toyota/. . cos if I saw where e wood park. . . you know this Black Burn Rovers!/      (he would park)


I snatch his nuclear fam infact/ His two kids and his wack bee-atch/ tie em between two cadillacs/
drive in opposite directions. . . then give his extended family back!!!/


I dont mean to bad/ Was always gonna eat him, but first I had to 'season his @ss'/
thats why I let him shine in the cypher. . . just to 'ginger his swag'!!/

Ibime as usual brought his ingenious mix of flow, multies, metas and wordplay ohhhh and was it funny
i was raving maddd with laughter while reading this shyt!! WTF

The multi's were unstoppable, the ingenuity breathtaking and the most important thing, the lead-ups to each punchline. . . haaa

my vote: IBIME
He was more lucid, understandable, had less generic punches. . .
DBR had phucking crazy metaphors and wordplay but that's all it was. . . no flow and even little rhyme. .  it felt like reading a book of punchlines, plus many of them where stuff Ive heard somfn a teeny bit like,  . . Dope/ crack. .  . pierce to heart/ cupid. . . . I feel some of his earlier verses on flow for rank could have rivalled Ibime's




season his a$$/ ginger his swag . . . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . his chick lick/ big stick. . . muahahahahahahahaha,  . . oh boy na cry I dey cry here
Ibime u dey crase!!

No worry u go be bald rasta . . . u go soon run out of Lucks!!. . . ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . DBR oh!!( wipes tears from eyes and goes to sleep)

Hey God, eldee dey torture us ohhh

ohhh . . . I dey wait oh, eldeee!!!

christt wats been goin on in this place, i thot it was dead!!! . . .Bleep. . .

Ibime and DBR, haha. . . Im waiting for the winner

una dey crase oh,

anyways check out some of streetwise collabos prior to my new mixtape


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYUgksUv5Ec

http://www.plunder.com/Wayray-download-2d0b75228b.htm

plus I wanna get down on some nairaland collabos asap , . . . Especially you IBIME!!!!! . . . nor run . . .

Check out these tracks just testing the waters. . . . Yo Ibime, Krayola, Eldee, DBR, HJ, Lala, Sauron and yallz needed 4 hawt collabos and mad Ideas yeh?

http://www.plunder.com/Wayray-download-2d0b75228b.htm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYUgksUv5Ec

serious critique please yall. . . .

mehn I don miss nairaland oh, o4kaa u be d man abeg,