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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 11:42pm On Nov 20, 2014
Reminiscing people. This place is still so ill.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 8:02pm On Apr 09, 2013
Ema prince: nice story streetwize....but u have to know that the young shall grow..the fact that ibime was around is the reason why most cats in here are developing well..remember u guys ran out of steam and ran away but Bis have been consistently consistent..whenever I leave here for long,i always come back to check out what Bis have been dropping.
I think that is supposed to mean mikuz...u might as well fight for it with same guy
I agree. Never hidden the fact I think Ibime's the best NL rapper.

GLACIERZ!:
i just read streetwize in d booth . . . .all i kept sayin was Jizoz! Jizoz!
LOL. Thank you jor.

Ibime: I told Streets. . . .go to FFR and drop us a feature/
Show these niggas that you hotter than ether/ when you rocking the speaker/
but instead of following the proper procedure/
he saw it as an opportunity for mocking the teacher/
This ignorant peasant/ shouldna been skipping his sessions/
cos his wack audios show. . . he didn't finish his lessons/
but I'm proud of my students' progress/ cos they exuding dopeness/
while your skills fall off. . . your verse was truly hopeless/
Mathematical radical, cannibal with mechanical mandible/
Stop imitating Canibus. . . and spit something tangible!/
I got a masters in Maths and Algorithm Engineering/
So ya pseudo-scientific bullshít aint appealing/
Qualified Management accountant. . . money long to the ceiling/
but I still eat emcees with ease when I get the feeling/
And I'm proud of my proteges/ cos they know the ways/
I sick Mik or Thunder on your áss. . . if you don't behave!/
Ya raps falling off just like the older days/
I'm consistent cos I do this leisurely. . . homie, no be race/
Now time for some throwaways. . .

I treat my students like family/ and they drop bars that's eye candy/
but reading Streets latest verse. . . will lead you up a blind alley!!/
I know this nigga pretend/ but if he want beef, he better signal intent/
cos a cold blooded murder. . . will bring him to a spine shivering end!/
This shameful liar/ may retire/ when I aim and fire/
My name. . . Messiah!!/ cos dude beat me twice. . . but still they rate me higher!/
cos my level is better/ He aint testing me. . . never!/
My money cause friction. . . but he couldn't rub two pennies together!/
This dude wanna cause brouhaha/ by claiming that he balling harder/ when he hawking gala/
so next time you eat sausage batter. . . the thought of this poorly bagger. . .
. . should lead to an uproar of portly laughter!/
You best protect ya head like you tryna board okada/
I bring the house down when I torch the rafters/
I'm always greeted with applause and rapture/ cos I'm the boss and gaffer/
I'm no 1. . .so this boring rapper/
can only 'Second E'. . .like cities on the shores of Ghana!!/
Test me? I'll ensure your chapter/
won't have a 'romantic' ending. . .cos any attempt to 'flirt' with death. . .will only 'court' disaster!/
cry cry Hahaha. Allow me ohh... Hawking Gala tho?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 10:24pm On Apr 08, 2013
Ibime: Saturday night freestyle. . . .



I'm a reckless loon/ Any nigga test me, met his doom/
so back up and gimme extra room/ before my techs go boom/
The last nigga didn't shoot back. . . he fled and zoomed/
so any attempt to prove. . .he 'let the metal fly'. . . will only go down like a lead balloon!/
This militant infest lagoons/ with Niger Delta goons/
who kidnap whites. . . and 'seize Aryans'. . . like we 'dissecting wombs'!!/


There's 'concrete evidence'. . . that I break hard bricks/
and carry out deadly undertakings. . . on the graveyard shift/
Niggas claim y'all rich. . . but I make more chips/
What you wanna compare?. . . lets take our pick. . .
for example. . .we could rate our cribs. . .
but if you talking 'duplex'. . . .Man shun!. . . we can't be judged by the same 'yard'stick!!/


The great czar Bis/ own villas in the South of Rome/
with renaissance-art sculpted into mounds of stone/
If a nigga try to mount my throne/ I pound his dome/
Shoot his family dead like Alcapone. . .
cos 'I'll bring beef to his house'. . . even if he beg till the cows come home!!!/


I'm very clever/ so each word is like a buried treasure/
My mission to enlighten savages. . . like Mary Slessor!/
Nothing can break me. . . I'm strong beyond every measure/
I even carry the weight of the world. . . under Atmospheric pressure!!/



oNe!
FFS Demon!!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 10:05pm On Apr 08, 2013
Rusty Rusty Rusty Rusty But...

F this depraved fad/ I crave days when the brave sparred/
Turned the brainwaves of the weak to lines on a stained slab
When IB's Skeletons were in a closet... and I hung my clothes rack in a graveyard
Now Streetz walks a paved path/But 's still that insane lad/
The tactical manickal jackal/with Cannibal Hannibal's cackle/
that splits fanatical radical rascals/ like mathematical fractals/

My Skill to Kill proves I'm Ill like LL/
Take this L/ reread... and realize that I spell well/
I said farewell/ thinking "Bis'll stand by the fort"/
But I'm sad and distraught/ from the damage that's wrought/
Cuz for the top, Bis now vies with the same guys that he taught?/
No king, So Bis pupils got their eye on the spot/
Makes my blood boil... and I strike while the Iron is hot!!
Plus C Im a man of Steel/ come farther thru a hard ordeal
Lyrical Serial Killer.... Streetz got that Man-Son Will

D vision's 20/20, I'm D 1 with the view
Check, mate . . . The king's position is mine to imbue
Now here's some Sound advice/ Kuz I master Mik/
If Bis bring out that pad. . . I'll make sure Dizaster Strike


Shout out to everyone that's been holding this zone down
and of course that Rabid Meister Ibime. Well done oh!!
Hahahaha
Rap BattlesRe: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by streetwize(m): 9:47pm On Apr 06, 2013
Ibime: Negro stop lying before I send boys to Leeds to harass you. Report to the dance floor and give us at least 24 bars to feast on.
DBR: wow. .So Mikuz is a vet now. .hehehe cool.

Streetwise, wat it do? All this ur appearing and disappearin act ehn!
Na ur winnin strategy be dat. .we know. Oya drop sth na.
Haha. If I were in Leeds right now, I'd be scared shitless of your goons IB.

Lol, DBR, this wasn't a Hiatus. I retired blad. Was getting bored on some Mj shit. Hahahaha

Aiite Ima dust off my rhymebook and see if I can still bring that work.

Btw what FB group do y'all battle on
Rap BattlesRe: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by streetwize(m): 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2013
Lol. Calm down lads. Haven't written in ages. I'll probably be destroyed by anyone on here right now.

Ibime . . . . If I'm a Legend, what shall we call you? History itself?
Rap BattlesRe: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by streetwize(m): 11:25am On Apr 04, 2013
WTF!! Ibime murdered Mikuz, hands down like 6:30
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 5:54pm On Dec 05, 2010
damn, who died tho,
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 9:08pm On Nov 27, 2010
It should work now Wordsmith
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 9:55am On Nov 27, 2010
3D's been ill 4 days man. . . Check this out. . .join the group and yeh cypher . . . illest freestyle for days

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=167677736579132&v=app_2373072738#topic_top
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 11:22pm On Nov 09, 2010
Ibime:
I got some urgent advice/ Dont swim against torrents/
Im like voltage. . . niggas cant resist whats current/
Its quite clear/ this nigga is deluded to fight here/
If wishes were horses. . . Ima turn into his night mare!/


I spit like Ja Rule. . . not cause he got a nice flow/
but cos Im known to murder ink. . . when I strangle a biro/

So call ya wolves, Im tearing ya goons/to prepare you a suit/
and make you wear wolf. . . like you stared at the moon/




Battling me's a real hassle/ so feel free to feel shackled/
I school him. . . and put him on suspension. . . like a wheel axle!/


Ive travelled the world like a phucking pilgrim/
Last time this nigga left home. . . his mother almost killed him!/

I got rhymes for days, I aint stingy man/
My flow generate whatshuh!!!. . . . like Kainji Dam!/
Ibime is the illest being alive. . . period!!
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 11:06pm On Nov 09, 2010
lol true. . I promise we go continue am some other time. . . .
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 10:28pm On Nov 08, 2010
ahhh, i don 4get this battle sef. . . I never enter booth since dat time oh ofoka
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 1:54am On Nov 02, 2010
Mobinga:
@Bamsyle Ok. . .

@Streetwize heard that your delirium on youtube. Nice Nice. . . Sick beat cool
Ahhh, thnx man !!!. . . appreciate. . . I 4got wat beat that was self
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 1:06am On Nov 02, 2010
Its okay oh. . . na ya view baba. . . nufn I can do about it, highest na to tell u say I go work on am. . . cheesy , nor be so
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 12:56am On Nov 02, 2010
lol. . . ok I get, A joker. . . I dont need to waste my time
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 11:08pm On Nov 01, 2010
who is this?
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 9:22pm On Nov 01, 2010
eldee, we'll do it as soon as we can. when its comfy 4 u ofoka tell me
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 4:00pm On Nov 01, 2010
oh boy leave my beat alone oh, my producer go beat beat you oh. . cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 11:57am On Nov 01, 2010
I stay cocked/ your hands on your hips like a gay cop/
I let the eight pop/ rock your babes c*unt/ phuck your face up/
Then give you some time to put on make up/

Wake up Oh fucker/ wake up Ofoka/
Wake up mother fucker/ wake up Oh fucker/

U must be phuckin insane to think an empty skull can phuck with a brain/
If u don't bolt, then how are[b] U Sane[/b]?

U be like pronto. . . I be milo/
your so fuckin kitty, I could win this battle by waving a d*ildo/

I come with the sudden effect/ to bust in ya head/
You try to mirror my style but it doesnt reflect/

you never won a battle/ u Just dey come holler view/
your not half of me. . . cuz I've won over two

no one on this site wants to come at this joke/
cuz we all paid our  dues,  but Bolaji broke/

I flow solid flows/  bone dozen hoes/
scrap ya name mother fucker. . . the flow doesnt show/


thumbs up o4kaa. . . Ps post your intro lyrics. . .
the rest is coming. . . The streetz better watch out 4 streetz
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 2:17am On Nov 01, 2010
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 3:32pm On Oct 31, 2010
lol okay. . . I have just written one verse. . . I will launch that one as an attack, and you can reply, and I cn reply again, wat u think of that
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 2:50pm On Oct 31, 2010
ofoka, cool ur blood. . . as I said its not a formal battle, plus I'm even yet to write, but as I promised, my attack would be launched at u today,
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 12:06am On Oct 30, 2010
oya ofoka release am make I answer naa

@mobinga. . . . hahahahahahahahahaha. . . . thumbs ip at ya russia metaphor, mayb I go battle u sef
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 12:04am On Oct 30, 2010
I like this DBR joo. . . . wat was up with the other one . . . . . . awesome sportmanship mannn!!!

YES BOSS!!!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 3:23pm On Oct 28, 2010
HJ, Im first gonna destroy ofoka, then Ibime and then we'll battle. . . Ill do ofoka this weekend. . . so after that,
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 11:08am On Oct 27, 2010
I just ejaculated. . . haaaaaa . . . . .

( a minute later)

Yes. This is what we are talking about. . .

DBR : Wordplay superb , Loads of mad backside metaphors, a couple of punchlines here and there, rhyme structure improved although still weird in some places,
Would have had an edge if his flow wasn't all over the place( you can start shouting at me again if you like) and his build ups were better. I have to say, DBR has a most creative mind and some of the most intelligent thought up wordplays, However, his build up, to them could be better. Also I was expecting DBR to come with some personals after the little row amongst me Ibime himself on the last thread.

An example of where he coulda built up more efficiently. . . .

DBR. . .
so im hangin this dawg. .kill him legally , like a murder in-law!/
leave his core splatter on the floor. . chop him up wit rusty saw/

Streetwise. . .
I'll slaughter this LovePeddler/ while his bytches mom wonders in awe/
and reads him his rights. . . . murder in Law!!!!

Ibime was at it again. mad wordplay, direct punches and personals this time which Ibime rarely uses to tell you how much he wanted t rip DBR apart, and also one of the best wordplays ever seen on Nairaland (we all know it : magnum cumlaude), I woulda wanted to see more of this, but the intro and outro took some lines away, and of course they were'nt as gud as the main body: Lemme just point out BAD IDEA IBIME, If you were battling me, I woulda made you regret them wasted lines. . . . . hah!!!!( you self you know).

I do not give a bleep if this battle was inconvenient for anyone, once you decide to battle, you should be ready to give your best, or just don't turn up at all. . .
So once again, my vote. . .

MY VOTE: IBIME
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by streetwize(m): 9:11pm On Oct 26, 2010
waitin. . .
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 11:03pm On Oct 25, 2010
o4ka, if im gonna do it, satrday or sunday is when ill actually write and go to the studio. . . and I dont waste time recordin so sat nite or sun nite. . .
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 7:54pm On Oct 25, 2010
I'll battle you both, nor worry. . . wether or not cats feel its credible, ofoka has been asking for a spar since, its high time he gets one. . . production oh, no producttion i dont care, like i said im not doing a song. . .
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon (Ibime V DBR) ********** by streetwize(m): 7:18pm On Oct 25, 2010
Ibime u dey hungry for blood. . . make I slay ebora first, then we'll set up a battle. . . round 3. . . yes boss!!

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