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Ijustdeywatch:
What??.........are you threatening me?

Guy go siddon one piace o! Lest something evil descend upon you.

Lol... something evil? Kids of nowadays.

Ijustdeywatch:
You must be such a loser in life. And what the hell are you reporting me to the mods for?


You made such a demeaning and demonizing remark about an entire state and its people simply because you seem not to agree with the Op. Then you expect to get a pat on the back?

keep fighting with your keypad

Ijustdeywatch:
It is you and your entire family and generation that is Satan' own state. Idiot!

Cc:Lalasticlala mynd24 dominique Fynestboi Ishilove Rule 2

Ijustdeywatch:
It is you and your entire family and generation that is Satan' own state. Idiot!

I hope you have another monicker?

Ijustdeywatch:
It is you and your entire family and generation that is Satan' own state. Idiot!

cc:Lalasticlala mynd24 Fynestboi Ishilove Rule 2

Damage control. Satan's own state

Edodefender:
same with saraki

is saraki making noise about his defeat

infinixcrap hot water dey your hand

daddytime:
"I'm mr. plumber..I come with the piper"...which kind lyrics be this and how person wan take dance put?

Guy....abeg go meet one of these "read below it" guys make dem help you with correct scores for bet9ja...

You don sing all your songs finish for Godwiiiin....

Bluezy13:
This is not new na...




We know these things right from 2go days.
We got fed up such that we had to hide from a distance to sight the girls and check them out before revealing ourselves. If they are not what we expect, we shun them without them knowing and move onto another target.

did this multiple times

SageMK:
Akin Alabi should please shút the fúck up.

He has no idea how many lives that his betting company ruined. I guess he's baffled and shocked that someone out there choose humanity over monetary gain.

On paper his idea is a good theory but why wait any longer when the food has already been cooked?!

Let him sit still and watch. This man will get a house.

that man will never be poor again in this life, someone else will build that house for. He has attracted so many attention.

sureteeboy:
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I ordered this earpiece and it arrived today. The wire looks traditional and fragile though. I hope it lasts like yours. The sound quality is impressive as well

the earpiece is the best I have ever used. The wire looks fragile, when I received mine I thought it won't last more than 2 months, but surprisingly I'm still rocking it almost 2 years now and everything is still intact. You will definitely enjoy it.

symbianDON:
I recall a friend who was once travelling to Lagos. On the way, he was pulled over by the shitty police. They asked him where he was going to to which he replied he was going to sokoto one of the police men screamed, 'oga! na sokoto road be this?' and my friend replied, 'officer, I thought there was freedom of movement in Nigeria? It doesn't matter which road I choose to follow, what matters is that I'm on my way to sokoto!' Next thing they said was, 'oya, open your booth, wetin de inside'. Meanwhile he had some bunches of plantain in his booth. Soon as he opened, one of them looked into the booth and obviously saw the bunches of plantain but still stu.p.idly asked, 'wetin be this?' my friend looked at him and with a straight face answered, 'yam' at this point the policeman, who wasn't expecting that, was clearly taken aback and agitated. He went further to query him, 'no be plaintain I de look so?'......as calmly as he could, my friend replied, 'oh! you guys call it plantain? in my village we call it yam' the policeman was so very annoyed already and screamed at him, 'your head no correct!! oya carry your madness comot from my front now now!!'

GrandHype:
Hello Nairalanders,
I know that we have kind hearted people here on Nairaland that's why I have resorted to this.
I have a building project I have been supervising since January this year in Owerri imo state, I usually pay the workers on site every end of the week once the client pays in their money. Last week after withdrawal of 850,000 naira to pay the workers, I went to a popular eatry "Kilimanjaro" to have my breakfast. When I came out, I discovered my car was tampered with and all money gone. How they did it, I don't know. I am very stranded now and looking for how to raise this money back, as work has stopped on the site now and I am soo scared because the client has threatened to lock me up if I don't resolve the matter as soon as possible. I am confused now. Please anything you can support me with would be appreciated thanks. My Acct number: 0142153270 - Gtb.

bla bla bla if you have problem the right people to ask for help are your family members or your friends not nairaland, by the way are you not exporting cocoa again?

sukerefakere:
More like bet9ja prediction
Lazio 1 Chievo Verona 2
Odds 1.18- 22.4 odds

Religion is really a Scam

meobizy:
She looks good in the action pictures but overly manly in the solo one.
This is the same woman who pinned a burgler till the police came, now she's attacking another man.
It's either she's a tranny or she's yet to meet a regular man who'll put her in place.
The guy has terrible taste also, in the roster of over forty or fifty female professional fighters it is only two or three at most who look attractive, the rest look beat up (pun intended).

[EDIT]
She doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.
Lol.

wrong

Nabbing these local idiots is very easy

All these kids, you don't even have good bed na car you go buy.

E

onyxo76:
All na scope, no travel history, nothing for you...fact!!

exactly, they are just decieving the gullible public

deltateam:
Man city vs Tottenham
CS

3:1

hmmm

Please freeze your shoes before they change am for you.

gsparks01:
any time. It may be sim selective though.

this is what I'm getting

gsparks01:
I may be wrong but 0901 failed me. Seems mtn has brought back that their *131*65# package BTW. #200 for 1gb, 7 days best. I have options now

can the data be used like other plans or is it night plan?

Akanoaaa:
See this one too. Na south Sudan

Akanoaaa:
Haaa.. Thunder fire ur mount wey u just take lie now. No be the same Oshogbo wey I dey stay? U be Dundee. Na igbona I dey stay for Oshogbo.

Lol...my dear that's pure sarcasm, that's how buharists talk. By the way I don't even know where oshogbo is located

Fake news there is 24/7 light here in oshogbo