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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 7:46pm On Feb 01, 2022
Omo!!!
E go loud o!!grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 4:33pm On Feb 01, 2022
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
The homosexual bleached pig faded faster than I thought and he is now using Queen to trend!
Lmao!!
I’m so happy that people are seeing through his antics…something Pere saw a long time ago!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
Manipulative nitwit?grin
Giddem!

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Politics / Re: Akinwunmi Ambode Urges The Youths To Get Their PVCs. by stroller9795: 4:27pm On Feb 01, 2022
Ambode is a presidential material but some idiots would rather vote for drug barons and fake pastors!

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Romance / Re: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by stroller9795: 5:20pm On Jan 29, 2022
Pharaoh4rin:
Men uses women for rituals. Women uses kayanmata to enslave men. Simple!
Period!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 11:59am On Jan 28, 2022
Payporte:

new year and you never get sense
Tatiana
Beggy beggy FC!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 11:11am On Jan 28, 2022
So white money has started begging for money from touts after wasting his BBN money on his wack music video and fake designer wears?
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
What a shame!
Even MC Oluomo was surprised by his intrusion and desperation for money because he NEVER invited him!
Tueh!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 3:18pm On Jan 26, 2022
Froshloaded:

Just know they will ban the show completely.. make we dey manage our pg show like this..
This our yeye government will send DSS to bundle them out of that house,arrest the organizers and shut down the channel completelygrin
Lmao!
The only reason why they allow BBN to air (with strict rules and conditions) is because it’s distracts us from their shenanigans…if not, they would have banned it completely!
It’s so unfortunate that that we can’t enjoy real entertainment because of Bubu!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 10:46am On Jan 26, 2022
Payporte:

so you're still alive grin
E shock you?grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 9:11am On Jan 26, 2022
Froshloaded:
https://twitter.com/premiumgossip_/status/1486113814563237898?t=BbVSENqYretUL9Dvo0vU8g&s=19

https://twitter.com/BlogKiki_/status/1486070153389522952?t=BbVSENqYretUL9Dvo0vU8g&s=19

This BBMzansi is too raw, this people no even get Shame
This is exactly what BBN should all about be but we are all hypocrites!grin

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Politics / Re: FG To Establish 18 Modular Refineries In Oil-Producing States by stroller9795: 2:23pm On Jan 20, 2022
Lori Iro!!

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Education / Re: Couple Arrested For Invading Their Child’s School With Thugs To Beat Teacher by stroller9795: 8:30pm On Jan 19, 2022
Any unfortunate teacher who hurts my child must collect!grin

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Politics / Re: Danladi Garba Pasali Is Dead by stroller9795: 3:08pm On Jan 19, 2022
I won’t waste my condolences on anyone who associates with that unfortunate mannequin in Aso Rock!

Politics / Re: Showunmi To PDP Governors: Nigerians Won’t Accept "Kindergarten President" by stroller9795: 7:07pm On Jan 18, 2022
If PDP wants to come back in 2023,they should give the party ticket to GEJ.

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Politics / Re: See This Punch Newspaper Cartoon Of The Day by stroller9795: 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2022
Generalwoodz:
What Buhari is doing to mother Nigeria can be linked to an Agbero.

Let's call him Mr stones.
Mr stones met this girl on the streets and promised (lied) to give her a generous sum of 45k after they must've had sex. All night sex.

Young gal shamelessly followed her like we all did in 2015. Ofcourse the promises was just MR stones sugar coating words.

Naso Buhari take carry mother NIGERIA ooh.

Buhari with his Goliath-horse sized dick smashed the virgin pussy of mother Nigeria and left her so sour, bleeding profusely and in shreds. Her bra torn to rags, her hair so unkempt, scattered and in total disarray.

She couldn't work straight again. Her legs were quaking and her sparkling eyes couldn't help but let the tears cascading like a waterfall eroding with it dirt down her forlorn face.

She lamented and sworn not to follow anything that looks like that man ever again.
Even a tree.

But she was damn wrong...

2019 came and sometime around February, in chilly dead of the night BUHARI , sorry Mr Stones. wink

Mr Stones emerged yet again from a dark corner, disguised from Head to toe walked up to our gal and...

Without saying more sugary or silverly words our gal, Followed him immediately without the least delay...did she forget the past so soon?

Her sisters who are in millions protested just like HIGH UNCLE ORUBEBE but NO! DICK NEVER DO MOTHER NIGERIA grin grin.

He's still banging her. Visible drops of blood can be seen on the floor and smeared on the walls.

Mother NIGERIA can't even moan pleasurably again...The man Buhari is suffocating her and the breathing is laborious like she's about to die.

There's just one prayer in her mouth, heart and mind. Which is ?

"2023 Should speedily come so man this would go off me"

But again! There's a knock on the door.

The door cracks slowly and she raises up head to catch a glimpse who it is.

Her heart skips a beat and she grabs the tattered duvet in fright...

From her lying position, in poor dim light of the room, she could see a man appear with a massive electric sized like dick in hand...

Her stomach churns violently.

There's chaos in her entire being.

The Man at the door has "BAT" bodily inscribed on his shirt and he's salivating like a bull dog.

Our gal, mother NIGERIA, is gradually losing her strength... Who would save her?

Who?




grin
You nailed it!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 7:44am On Jan 11, 2022
CRUISETOPIAVP:

It's will air on Biafra radio grin grin grin

White rats were scammed.
Kwa kwa kwa
Giddem!grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 4:47pm On Jan 10, 2022
Payporte:

go sleep eyes dy pain u

See as my mazi fresh smiley
Kwa kwa kwa
I thought white money’s show would be aired on Gotv,DSTV and showmax…what happened?grin
Kwa kwa kwa kwa

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2022
Gbegirsoup:


Bottega VS Otega... cheesy
grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2022
Dannyxy:
Neutrally sha, white money's outfit looks better.. grin
Normally,fake items are more attractive to people like you grin

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Shares Photos Of His Never-Seen Moments In 2021 by stroller9795: 2:18pm On Jan 10, 2022
We won’t fall for this scammer!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 3:46pm On Jan 09, 2022
Is it too early to start vawulence?grin

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Politics / Re: 'Goodluck Jonathan Coming Back’ 2023 Poster Surfaces Online (Photo) by stroller9795: 9:11am On Jan 09, 2022
babafesfes:
CHIBUIKE ROTIMI AMAECHI
IS THE MOST QUALIFIED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE THAT HAS ALL THE QUALITIES OF THE NEXT NIGERIAN PRESIDENT.�

�HE IS FROM SOUTHERN PART OF NIGERIA ( he will balance the power shift from NORTH TO SOUTH)
�HE IS FROM SOUTH SOUTH (he will complete the SOUTH SOUTH presidency that Jonathan started
�HE IS IGBO /IKWERRE BY TRIBE ( he will SETTLED the call for IGBO PRESIDENCY)
�HE HAS LEADERSHIP EXPERIENCE (A legislator for 8yrs , A GOVERNOR for 8years and a FEDERAL MINISTER for 8yrs
�HE IS BUHARIST ( will have the support of majority of the North
�He is younger than Atiku Abubakar and Bola Timubu
�HE IS A NATIONALIST ( He believes in one NIGERIA ��)
Rotimi is qualified,no doubt about that but how can we forget how he brought this dumb Fulani mannequin into power for his own political ambition?

Politics / Re: 'Goodluck Jonathan Coming Back’ 2023 Poster Surfaces Online (Photo) by stroller9795: 9:06am On Jan 09, 2022
GEJ has my vote!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Gives Buhari Political Situation Reports In Mali (Pictures) by stroller9795: 7:44pm On Jan 06, 2022
gazza07:
From all indication, Buhari loves Jonathan, he adores and respects him. He can never match Jonathan's feat
Period!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Gives Buhari Political Situation Reports In Mali (Pictures) by stroller9795: 7:43pm On Jan 06, 2022
Wiifesnatcher:
Gej is a big disappointment, we've educated person as President but he goofed, if he had do his best, no political conspiracy or ganged up would have overcome his electoral victory




Buhari is a cursed of humanity, a total mistake of existence
You are a bigger disappointment for skipping English classes!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Gives Buhari Political Situation Reports In Mali (Pictures) by stroller9795: 7:40pm On Jan 06, 2022
basty:


Good English you cannot speak.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Gives Buhari Political Situation Reports In Mali (Pictures) by stroller9795: 7:39pm On Jan 06, 2022
jericco1:
Jonathan is a clown, look at what is happening in your country, yet you keep quiet like it's all good.

Shame on you man
Abeg shut up!
What do you expect him to say?
Is he the only ex president in Nigeria?
IBB,Abubakar,OBJ and co are quiet but it is only GEJ’s silence that is your problem!
Shame on you!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Gives Buhari Political Situation Reports In Mali (Pictures) by stroller9795: 7:32pm On Jan 06, 2022
nairavsdollars:
I see Patience Jonathan returning as our First Lady in 2023
Amen !!

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 7:30pm On Jan 06, 2022
Payporte:

pain for what? Under bridge deals grin
But na you dey cry!grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2022
Payporte:

nor be by force to accept ojuelegba deals shame grin saravolski kor malionski ni
E pain am!!!grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by stroller9795: 12:30pm On Jan 05, 2022
See my girl ogrin
Congratulations darling,many more blessings!

Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu's Open Letter To Her Triplet Sons by stroller9795: 8:55am On Jan 05, 2022
In as much as FFK is a douche bag,I support him for not releasing those kids to her because she only wants them in her custody for financial gains!
She saw how he treated his ex wives/girlfriends but she still went ahead and dated him for the money!
We warned her about him but she was busy feeding him with Oha soup and telling us NTORR and now that she’s been served breakfast,lunch and dinner at once,she’s disturbing us with her useless epistles!
Abeg make she getat!

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Politics / Re: 2023: Jonathan’s Factor Alters Calculations In PDP by stroller9795: 6:40pm On Jan 04, 2022
Odidigboigbo:
To be candid with you, irrespective of the person PDP present, Tambowa Atiku or Tunubu, SS and SE will vote for the person. The only difference might be the virgin of victory in those zones. For example, if PDP present Tunubu as a candidate and APC present GEJ. Tunubu will win in the zone provided he ran under PDP but it won't be landslide but if it is the other way round(that is GEJ running under PDP and Tunubu, under APC) GEJ will records landslides victory in those zones .
For your first question, if APC present GEJ as a candidate, APC might get about 45% votes while PDP get 55% in the zones. If APC present any other Candidate that is not from those zones, they will get at most 30% votes.
GEJ will win irrespective of the party.

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