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@ poster,

Simply UnCloth infront of him. he will get the message

Onyinye, your mouth don dey big pass your brain, so watch it!!!

@ Poster,

if you dont have a girlfriend, Get one! they don't bite cept put holes in your pocket.

Onyinye, go and rest this your 50/50 ideology about marriage, Screw 40cents. My $1

Nlanders.

After touring Europe, Asia and the Americas workwise, I am back in Nija today and I cant wait to meet all those cream chicks i left since two months ago. I dey hail o!

Could be same reasons why most Naija guys dont usually like dating most naija chicks in UK.

Better left unsaid.

Chibaby,

Guys are not meant to pay, like its cut out for them. A lady should offer to pay aswell. But then, i can understand your circumstances.

Steaming, you already know what you want to do in your mind, so go ahead and do what feeds your donkey. chikena

Cos nothing we say on here will change your mind.

@ chibaby,

Na chicks like you i dey avoid for UK.

Aba! So you no dey see as all those oyinbo girls no dey gree make guy pay for them when they out on adate. U still carry Nija style dey waka follow body.

@ Poster,

Simply get your Aristo to Sponsor the wedding .

@ chi baby,

your mouth like the guy of course!!!

A lady should still offer to pay rather than expect the guy to pay. And if the guy insists, only then should it be the guy.

Onyinye, now you are starting to open up. At one point, she'll start doing the chores alone

I'm just wondering why people think the best wife to be can be found in churches. I have met two girls in the church, on two occassions, separate churches, holy holy in church, and outside, they were proper sluts.

For me, you only get to meet the pretendy, i'm now born again kinda girls.

That's what you get when living with a BF.

@ poster, if your prepared to do all those, then its not a big deal.

ABC from a broken hearted woman. Dont let the pain wey you down k! There are lots of wonderful men out there!

There's nothing wrong in living with your bF, as long as food is ready on the table when he comes back from work/school, Clean clothes are in the closet and the apartment is tidy.

Eric and Lilian had been dating for a year when the latter got pregnant. When Lilian broke the news to her lover, he suggested that they got rid of the pregnancy.


Eric explained, “honey, you know I love you and would love nothing more than to settle down with you eventually but right now, I ’m not financially buoyant.


“I would not want us to have a child out of wedlock but I don’t have the money to spend on a wedding now. So, my dear, let’s get rid of the pregnancy. I promise you, we will have an elaborate wedding ceremony later on.”




Lilian replied, “darling, as christians, you know it is a sin for us to commit abortion. Remember that God says in Exodus 20:13: “Thou shall not kill”.


“Since we love each other, rather than committing murder, why don’t we just have a small ceremony at the registry or in the alternative, I’ve an uncle who loves me a lot and I know if we go to him, he ’ll assist us financially.”


Eric agreed to follow Lilian to her uncle to solicit for assistance. On getting there, they told him their problem.


To Eric’s surprise, the uncle not only gave them a warm welcome, he promised to bankroll the wedding.


Uncle K as Lilian fondly called him asked them to go and do an estimate and let him know what it would cost. Uncle K said, “Eric your fiancee is my favourite niece, as a result, I ’ll make sure I spare no cost in making her wedding a huge success.


“So don’t think of a small wedding, plan for an elaborate one and let me have the budget”.


The lovebirds left Uncle K happier than they came. They did as they were told and the next day, presented Uncle K with a budget of N1.8 million.


Uncle K was true to his words. He gave the couple a cheque of N1.8 million. After collecting the money, the couple began preparation for their wedding. A day was picked and the couple went to court to legalise their union.


The court registrar pronounced them husband and wife after a short ceremony and the couple proceeded to the venue of the wedding reception held in their honour.


The wedding reception which was held under the chairmanship of Uncle K was a huge success. There was plenty to eat and drink, and the guests enjoyed themselves.


Shortly after their wedding, an old school mate of Eric who could not attend the couple’s wedding came calling.


On getting to the couple’s residence, he met only Eric at home. Eric told his friend, Kevin, that his wife had gone to the salon. He then brought out the wedding album for his guest.


When Kevin opened the album and saw the snapshot of the couple, he shouted,” Eric, don’t tell me Lilian is the lady you married?


Eric who was astonished by Kevin’s reaction replied, “OI’ boy, you know my wife? Yes, Lilian is the love of my life”.


To which Kevin replied, “oh my God. How can you be so unlucky? You mean you didn’t know she was into runs. I know her very well. My uncle happened to be one of her aristos”.


Eric cut in, “Uncle K, did you say Uncle K? Please hold on. He quickly browsed through the wedding album and opened to the place where the chairman, Uncle K was coordinating the cutting of the cake. He then asked, are you referring to this man? Is he your uncle?


His friend answered “Yes, that is my uncle. So he even attended your wedding? This is unbelievable. How did your wife introduce him?”


Eric responded, “she told me he was her uncle. Infact, he sponsored our wedding.” On discovering the truth about his wife’s relationship with Uncle K, Eric sent her packing. If you were in his shoes how would you react? Every woman asks.


http://www.tribune.com.ng/03082008/relate.html

Your getting it all warped up. Dating implies an ongoing relationship. while a date implies something which is one off.

@ poster

Long distance does put stress on relationships sometimes.  dont break up just yet, wait till she joins you, have a heart2heart talk, and see if any of those issues created by distance repeat itself. only then should you make a firm decision on the best way forward.

Lechatee.

Wrong because your heart is already deceitful.

They wore napkins

I Wonder how this one will stay fateful in her marriage.



Lechatee

You are have warped values, thats why you don't see anything wrong in it.

Too cute,

the idiot thought it was a love song.  

Ruby, Mumu oshi.  they asked for love song.  if you no understand, simply ask the poster to re-phrase.

Se oti ri mumu e!

@ Karma,

Now you are starting to sound like a frustrated over 30's single woman.

@ Karma

Because the Sluts most times happen to be a

Ruby,
O de oshi!  Bi eshe man pa iro tan ira yin ni yen.  Ti eba ri oto oro, ki ema so.  e ma se bi eni pe ko sele.

It's not a hidden fact that Nija women will openly date a married man, so why are you pretending it doesnt exist?

No bi for you front Abiola marry like 50 wives, how many wives baba iyabo get?  How many marwa get? and the list goes on and on and on.

R u telling me the additional women were blind the guys were already married.

Please leave story for storyland.



Ni ishoju ko ni awon

@ Onyinye,

Your simply a confused cheating little girl who dont know what she wants offline or online.

@ Tpia, Poster simply got married to the wrong kind of woman, and thus stating his troubles. (sexually active man+ decent woman)

Ruby,
Ti agba ban so oro, omo de man daa ke ni.

Nigba ti o ni eko, bawo ni o se ni ma gbo agba ni enu?

Ti eba tin ba egbe baba yin sun, bawo ni e o se ni rin agba fin?

Omode o mo ogun, on pe ni efo ! shior

So you are still residing in that face me i face you?

@ Tpia, emi ke! me i believe in sex before marriage.

Nothing wrong with it.

I started having relationships right since primary school.