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u dey pity wetin go happen to am?

Clear!

the boy nor dey ever talk sense, infact na so dem born am

well said my boy,
erm dont forget to take your pills this morning

capital letter GOOD

U nko?

u dey ask me?

u must be talking from experience, i swear

the blind man who can see

who thief your agege bread this morning?
clear for me jare

i've been hiding between your legs for security reasons , i don too miss you, and i want us to contibue from where we stopped

DANNI
don use style pirate another persons jokee

Eye on my wife

ma sucre mommaz Lol

sexy my love how are you?

Te hehe hehe

sorry baby boy, i only take orders from beautiful and cool headed women but only in bed, orders like, fuc* fuc* fuc* me harder baby boy. dont stop im enjoying it.

dem say your party venue nor get address

well said baby boy.
wow i cant believe u can still think Lol

and what are u baby boi?
erm lemme guess> an slowpoke?

look me straight in the eye and say that again

winch dey know everything na

because is romsky's birthday, I GO JACK UP MY PRICE

u beg me for recharge card i no give u out of pity??

which one be aka gun na? u think sey everybody be like Dikele ni?

if u dont know what to say just shut de fuc* up clem, this is no childs play

clem u don greet me today?

no need cuz your life no dey important afterall

Te hehe hehehe

i cant shout

bad belle soldier u don come with your misyarnings abi?

when i say appo, i discover my talent, when i was very young, my mama sey na school make i go make i become a doctor, dem want make i take over my papa wetin hin be.

when i try read the course my brother i no fit, the book no enter my brain my brother becoming a doctor nor be by force.

so i decided to crack a joke my brother thjis na true story eh, Dickele my brother abeg help me tell dem my story eh,

when i joined nairaland, to look for a marketer, na so dem carry me play dem say my jokes e no follow at all.
e no reach our Naija market now make una dey see me .

every marketer na so dem just dey find me, now dem want to buy by jokes and dey also want to be my friend my brother i say, if not for Nairaland na wia i for dey, if not for wisdom my brother wia i for dey today chai,   dem don dey love me, everybody don dey send me eh, make una just FREE ME like my brother Terry G.

Saucekid na my friend,  CLEMCYKUL na my paddy , now other people wan send me i say. DEM WANT TO BUY MY JOKES MY BROTHER NA DIFFERENT CONTROVERSY , one controversy to another na different diferent people.

oh well, i don blow.  make e no be like sey i dey over do am cuz too much of everything is bad.
Enu Ose!

oh gawd

this is no jokes, but i no for sure if u read carefully as if your whole life depends on it, u would find something to laugh about . Lol

i dont copy and paste jokes unlike some people here. i no wan begin dey mention names cuz if i start i fit no finish on time.

back to the topic; the studio43 a.k.a 2Direct the swaggar master is cool headed, an introvert, doesn't smoke or womanise unlike Dickele and sylvester, always ontop of game, u ain't wrong if u call me a go getter cuz i nor dey slack.
Hey slow fellers dont biff cuz i no send. NO TIME!

This might sound as a bragg but its da bitter truth i want u guyz to embrace.

THE REASON WHY JOKES SECTION IS STILL WAXING STRONG TODAY IS CUZ PEOPLE LIKE MY TYPE ARE STILL VERY MUCH AROUND.
THE DAY I STOP COMMING AROUND, THIS PART OF NAIRALAND GO RUN DOWN. One hand.



i dey come!

     

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