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good idea

i dey come with a hook, the next thing everybody dey call me a crook

*drove half way and drop her beside the forest*

im less concerned

*flings them through the window*

leppers cant manage such an assets

aaww, tastes good.

make we kukuma break those legs to pieces and give u wheel chair.

abi wetin u think?

that time of the month?

with those mosquitoes hand, i still get hope.

*spits in his mouth*

good dad u meant

i dash you na,

why u wan change your mind on her now wey money don involve?

na u go finance am?

thats why she get K-legs na

Case dismiss

that bow leggy?

Not my type!

he msu pay for his sins

thank you

*Blocks Dikele's escape route with trucks and burning tyres so that the estranged wife would chop off his shapeless biggy heady to pieces*

bblacky:
,

singin:, y u to dey folofolo, i say na y u ^{tooo dey folofolo}

the reason why i dey folofolo u is cuz since i set my eyes on you, u don make me fall in love.

*flogs him with my right hand, and draw him close' with the left hand*

son, u know i've been always proud of you. dont do that again.

*chasses him with cuttlass and wife*

as in sullivan.

u know sey romade get tongue problem.

chassing you with cuttlass and sledge hammar in ya dreams.

your name don join for the name of people wey dey drive rough for here na.

that dangling lilly piece of decoration between your legs nor dey?

sorry to hear that tytymoyo.
well, nigeria aint the paradise people said it was. U need to see how it masacres people.

first thing moro morning, i dey airport. straight to california were i came from.

she can never do without telling lies.

e dey for her blood

that u cant do without.

wiff those infected feets?

we ought to be wicked to be kind sometimes,

blisseing understand me wella. cuz she sef dey play the same league of wickedness.