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If i were god, i would give all girls big boooobs, assss, and teach them the benefits of sharing used toys, Hate and jealousy will be no more.

But some men sef take style wicked

i dont like the way they treat dia women sometimes
Seriously. .



*Where is my Vaseline*

Thanks luv. . .let me send u a mail please cuz where i dey too far from computer. .Thank You

And after using the rubb and balm on my joy stick then i can stick it inbetween your legs?

BABE!
Dat na fit lead to 6ft under. .and i no wan go jail. .so just let me dey manage de vaseline for easy manouvering.

lysaa:
Sylve Shey u're now the fly following studios shyte just to confirm its actually crap lol

Ben-10:
Lol. . talking from experience, Studio?

Yes Boss. .
Women are messiful

I cant explain what it smells like sometimes
. . . But dem mess and the bad smell lasts much longer dan the men.


No Jokes

BABE!:
Finding a joke funny is subjective. Your "joke" is not funny. You created a topic, and you should be ready for two kinds of meaningful responses, this ( ) and that ( ). I gave you the latter response, so why the effizy? Again, calm your nerves.

I've never heard anything good or remotely funny from u before so shut de phuck'up BABE!

Mtchew


*Where is my Vaseline*

Ok dont worry. .i will cut it to 150yrs and dash BABE! the remaining 150
she needs it

ARareGem:
Nice joke.

Thanks Sweerie. . God bless u and may u live 300yrs on earth to see your children, children, children. . . Amen!

BABE!:
Why are you getting so hyper? Calm your nerves. That piece of "joke'' ain't funny. 

who dis alhaji second wife dey talk to sef?

Excuse me miss, if this blockbuster joke aint funny to u, tis funny to others.
So if u dont have something meaninful to contribute, BOUNCE!



*where is my Vaseline*

For millions will fall on my right hand side and billions on the left
. .None shall , None shall, None shall,. . .

*checks my buyble again*

BABE!:
Where the joke at?

Yanriya BABE!

The joke is inside your bra. . . Lol

ok peeps, I accept criticts and i do not say it doesn't matter that people criticise me or my jokes but I prefer it when they say i am good.

Kuntbee
how are u?
Missed You like popcorn

Where is the joke?

And our dear mod BEN10 come throway face as if he nor see dis silly thread

if na me now, he go don send me private message . .then lock the thread.


Some poster(s) just like' to be insulted

Sylvester bro, u fall my hand. . .habba

and u allowed her to go just like that?

Na so i teach u?

Mtchew

Nonsense!

*Burns Down Thread* i dont mast.bate

bright only talking from his own experience

I dont self service cuz only my nyansh alone fine pass your face
, (lol).,
have'nt u noticed i dont toast women tis women who toast me?
Life/Luck u never had.


(No ooffience)

bright007:
*when will studio ever produce å hit joke?This studio must be far too joke-empty.

Hey bro, what does it feels like being the only Gayy Albino from Enugu State? I mean dis in a good way!







@LYSSA

why did u removed dat pic of you flauting your big arse and small boooobs?

Seriously babes, i'm in love

where is my Vaseline?

Teacher; if you fink u r silly, stand up.

/2 minutes later/

Teacher; john why did u stank up? do u fink u r silly?

John; No ma'am, I just felt sorry for ya cuz u are the only one standing

Lol

Ben-10:
hehe. . .the second guy's wife must be the kind Studio like - with confirmed K-legs.

i have no idea what you've just said, but i'm inspired

Two guys are moving about in a pick 'n' pay supermarket when their carts collided.
The following conversation ensued:

1st guy: I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife.

2nd guy: what a coincidence, so am i. And i'm getting a little desperate. Well, maybe i can help you. What does your wife look like?

1st guy: she is tall, with a beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice arse.
And what does your own wife look like? Ask the first guy.

2nd guy: Never mind. Let's look for yours.

Lol

sylve11:
@studio, them don turn your thread to another thing

Good to know i'm so loved by many. . .
Na me be the king of commercial of jokes section. . . And my subordinate(s) like the poster above wanna be like a LEGENDARY HUSTLER like me.

Make dem continue to appreciate while i continue dey work hard to win my girl friend's trust over again.


ONE LUV MY FIFUL

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]As Usual?

Nope Bro i've been around, just feeling pretty Cool at Romance Sec, So whats Popping? [/color]

Lol

bashy_demy:
@ studio did you say beaf?

u no soji
Comot!

Mtchew

Dear El guapo,

i've not heard from u for a very long time now. .were u banned as usual

Dont Beef Me

I dont have your time boy. . . . So clear!

MtchewI dont have your time boy. . . . So clear!

Mtchew

Tell dat Hausa Man to stop playing dumb to be popular


*Exits Thread*

bashy_demy:
sorry stupidio studio i no get your time

Trying to be better than me na SUICIDE

Your english suckz boy

Clear!

Lol
you forgot to say you're also crazy

i know you've missed me so much

Be careful so u dont break your ribs o

Lol

The mama wan take mess kill the boy or what?

U know how messiful some mothers can be now

Lolll