Me no dey into alcoholism

just give me a glass of cold ice water

Na to dey run mouth and blow mumu english u sabi

still babes no send you . . . .

I never see guy wey too jealous like u for Nland before

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Why You u too dey jealous people like this?

SOME PEOPLE JUST DEY MAKE AM LOOK AS IF DEM DEY HOPELESS FOR REAL LIFE

Na wa o

The father ?

ARARGEM
get plenty boy friends na

;d ;d ;d

ARareGem:

Studio, just dey your lane, abeg. Is that how you greet your elders? Mtchew.

Forget bout greeting and face the reality babes. . .

You're Pregnant

Hhhmm hhmm by this time of the night na sign of early pregnancy

Please go and see your Doctor.

I care

Araregem

go and see your doctor please

bright007:

Na u sabi!If u like make u dey fall your fellow guy hand because of OBO.

Na u dey fall your hand by yourself. . u no dey make sense whenever u see woman

mtchew

Chief Eben:

I admire few guys in this section e.g Sledge, Victor, Studio, Yinkalinky, Efemena, Elguapo etc. .But the latter seems to be a kinda to the point dude, he's jokes are cool, funny and Wow!

i nominate elguapo 

Cool Guys

it feels good to be mentioned along side the finests



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I don reply people wey matters . . .

Badosky
your mouth and finger join no go kill you

I LEAVE IT TO NLANDERS TO DECIDE WHO THEY WANT

Thank you Thank you YOBO ONE FOR KEEPING THE THREAD ALIVE

and for my friends who liked the joke. . THANK YOU.

I promised to write you guys a good joke as my xmas gift to u peeps. . And i think i've delivered.

THANK YOU

who ask you?

Dem tell u say dem no sabi read?

OVER SABI

A man who has suffered so much becos of poverty was tired of life and wanted to kill himself so he decided he would die by a train accident. The next morning, he got up from his bed, wore his clothes without eating anything and went to the railway, he never knew that the train drivers
were on strike. He stood in the middle of the rails and waited from morning until evening, no train came so he was very 'TIRED and HUNGRY'. He then said: ''Let me quickly go home and eat before HUNGER will KILL ME here''.

Na her handwork be dat naw
always copying from me 

Why Me

Bros, u fit shift go oneside make i pass abeg, cuz i wan go party and i no go like am if u step on my Toms

I dont hav yo time today. . . Come back tomorow . .

yes kia kia cuz i'm in love

kellynoah:

wonders shall never end, now I know am truly in de jokes forum

booqee:

@Donkoll (or bin gbagbs).
Sharraap dere my friend. Bushy anus is male. And how can i use such a disgusting name in d first place. I don't need two i.d's. I'm too sensible, Behind and sophisticated for dat.

Ah elenu gbeske. . . . Pele ti e o

simplymee:

I give am to STUDIO CFR bros no stop to rep. the section oooo. GBAM.

Simply mee mee whatsup with u now?
Long time no see. .where u sell groundnut go

your vote didnt come as a suprise to me cuz you are more than just an Nland friend to me. . . . Seriously

I really really appreciate your nomination . . . Thank You and God Bless

ONE LOVE!

Bright i dont have your time

mtchew

Bin gbagbo bro. . Lol
u be nice guy. .seriously, but u for dey serious small dat way, u for dey for the contest.

@DANNY

POSITIVE!

Correct Guys

Na wa o

hehehehe
Bin Gbagbo bro, I dont have your time at all . . Cuz right now i dey write more blockbuster jokes i wan give my fellow jokers as Xmas Gift
and i know they would like it as usual

the title of the joke is Chinedu and Mama Nkechi

Watch Out

Na the guy chest dey make me laugh

you try jare boopee but i don see am since

so tis true kellynoah na woman?

Now tas been confirmed, i go keep fighting till she finally get my time