Biafra league of kidnapping (BLK) 2012/2013 season kicks off

Plz what is Ronke Oshodi Oke?

slimyem: Who is this eediot?
You mad or something?

Don't take my advice to heart luv....I don't want u to end up like Toto decay and Yvonne Nelson
Ignore pweeryambre and heed to my advice.. Go and marry
Or don't u have a boy flend?

slimyem: Duh!!
...like say we nor know you when u been dey do all these things and worse that year...
you don turn preacher because you lucky jam person husband...huh?

Just shut up and go marry ..

What are u waiting for? Mr Right?
Mr Right would definitely come but u gotta start from Mr Wrong and let's see how it works out with ya.

Including u lots Nmagirl, victorazzy and Pweeryambre

RIP bose
Sad

Is marrying late brother's wife also part of Ibo culture?
Habba!

Dis fisherman president never ceases to amuse me

See him groundnut head

atleast sanity for now return to jokes section

Thank god bingbagbo did'nt make the list..... not in these year or the years to come.. NO OFFENCE!





Bunmioguns too tight
you got my vote brov

jackpot wan dey form chairman for jokes section where we wey be him grand father dey

the day they make u mod, the day i will quit nairaland.

@Jackpot bro, must u always argue like a woman to get peoples attention?

you come dey front for El Guapo as if he be your brother... if nobody nominate El Guapo here that means the woman wrapper has not done well enough dis year to win dis award... don't u think?

or are u fronting for ElGuapo cuz he's Ibo?

Bingbagbo sir, give me one good reason why i should nominate you for these award??


No offence



hey efemena_xy ... compliment of the season

A man enters a joint and says to d barman:'give me a bottle of star and give everybody here a bottle of star- cos when I drink star,everybody should drink star'. The barman obeys. Next he tells d barman: 'give me a plate of pepper-soup and give everybody a plate of pepper soup- cos when I take pepper-soup,everybody should take pepper-soup'. Again d barman obeys. Then he tells d barman: 'o ya come and give me my bill and also give everybody their bills- cos when I pay my bill,everybody should pay their billsif u were in that joint what would u do

Eldav

what's your problem, sick hard son of a biiitch

Boogee
I like your jokes especially dis one
Could u please text me your bb pin?

Hehehehhehehe

My name always in their mouth like toothpaste, everyday they got something new

lilkech:



IF DEM NO BAN U THEN POST WITH YOUR REAL ID NAH

* shame dem devils *

Ok here lilteck.

Dey didn't ban me, I wan rebrand everything about me on nairaland including my old I.d studio cfr


Thank you

my name is not op, My name is young skales

See beef

How did u know the guy there na studio?

See I fine pass your papa

@booqee

You are very very steewpid for downgrading my joke,
Have'nt I warned u to stop comenting on my thread before



@donkole

Grow up


Nobody likes my joke, Nobody laughed, They've all gone offtopic, Everyday of my life I try to make nlanders happy with my blockbuster jokes, But what did I gt in the end? Hate and jealousy.


Why me?

eldav:

Efri time u go dey talk abt girl friend, u nor even fit get girl as u dey.

Lemme nt talk abt mine,cos dem go say na formings.

Bt y most yoruba ppl dey smell and dey dirty?, disheartening.

I no get tym 4 u sha,so be a good boi n dnt reply dis.

Molarati!

Get a life please

U sure sey na me dey smell. Abi na your girl friend armpit dey smell u so


Birds of the same feather

Why u dey always challenge me each time I dey try advice ibo people to stop dia dubious ways? , U are not even a nigerian gutter boy

@op

Stay away from cheap drugs . . .


* I know sey u.go wan insult me now cuz of my advice*

I no mind u cuz u be olodo

Bounce comot

Is dis what maturity does to people?



Wetin concern agbero with overload

Wetin concern boko haram with amnesty

Wetin concern ibo people with been honest?

Sorry sutoboy. I don't love u

I love no one but myself

Beat me

@sutoboy

Dat thing luks like yo father


*i mean dis in a nice way*

eldav:

Only yoruba ppl will love dis joke,alwayz punchin away @ dem women, tinkin its cool,smh.

@scarface,i thought u would hv stepped up by now,2 bad.

Steewpid ibo boy

A man was giving his wife the beating of her life, so the woman was shouting calling for help. Incidentally a family friend came in, the woman was so happy thinking she has gotten a helper. The man said to the husband you don't beat women dis days. You marry a 2nd wife for them. The woman said to her husband, honey, don't listen to him o . . . Continue beating me!!!