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My name in dia mouth like toothpaste. . . Always got something new they wanna gossip about me


Why Me?



@NELLYON
I thought we agreed not to talk to each other ever again. . . Why cant u stick to dat agreement?

ode remo:
studio y u dey run fever now, leave that blodklat singbagbo to sleep in the gutter.
na alaba market bwyo.

i no get time for all dat nonsense him dey do. . Dats why i dey direct all his insults to his folks at home.

bashy_demy:
Studio when you will stop all this nonsese of yours?

The two posters above a LEGENDARY HUSTLER LIKE ME are Yeye bad belle people

mtchew

U fit clear for road make i pass now?

Meaning?

Ok but where is the joke?

No be tell me last week sey u be yahoo boy?

Abi u wan deny am ni

newbride:
Studio how far now? i miss u o

I dey babes. . Good to know u missed me

how are u. .hope u awryt sha?
Whats keeping u off nland naw?

bashy_demy:
@Studio you be mumu you don get virus truly

respect your self man. . Whats wrong with you?
Mmtchew

I have no idea what you've just said, but i'm inspired

A drunk was dreaming dat he died and was reincarnated on earth as a chicken. . . He became heavy and tried laying an egg. He pushed and pushed to lay the 1st egg, then the 2nd.
He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed covering her nose ''EFE'' u dey shiiiit for BED o

Lyssa a He?

Olodo!

Dont even dare to insult me today else i toss yo arse to the mod.
And u know what das means dont u? Mtchew

It is nice to be important
but more important to be nice

lol

abeg make una do me a favour. . Make una no dey mention dat NUT CASE (B.tch Gbagbo) for my thread

thank u

Lol

19-20 hrs a day in my area here in ikeja lagos

xynerise:
@studio. But u have her time abi? Oko ashewo. ;Dis like them insert pepsi bottle for your yansh abi?

Not true baby. . .aint gat time for her

Lyssa stop hating whats wrong with you?

Mtchew

xynerise:
@op. Cant u make your own joke? Thief.

I dont have your time. . .so BOUNCE!

Dyt:
So El n Xynerise r your bf?

u well like dis?

Mtchew

I'm a born again christian. . . . I dont drink, smoke, i dont womanise.

I dont like women. .I like men

get lost u dis crazy b.tch

Shakes head in pity

*Exits Thread*

he needs help

Thanks Sylvex

Yes Boss

thanks

Not every eeediot dat speaks to me i speak back at especially when de steewpie hedioot is not on the same level with me

the peace of the lord be with you BRIXTON for dat question

A paster was preaching in a church and announces;  ''If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left!  ''All the men in the church moved to the left, except one man Mr Njoku, He's Ibo from Enugu,
The pastor was amused and asked: ''How come your wife can't control you? ''the man kindly replied by saying: ''Pastor, Na my wife say make I no comot here Oooh.

Exits Thread Quietly

Nonsense!

Bashy

give us something funny naw

abi u don forget your sense of humour inside Iya Basira pot of soup?

Mtchew

lysaa:
U sound like your oga stud. Can't u come up with your own thing?

my name in your mouth like toothpaste. . .always got something new to tell or talk about a LEGENDARY HUSTLER and da KING OF ALL SWAGG like ME

Mtchew

tis good i let u know now u toasting me
make e no be sey na when i don finally agree to your toasting and take u as my number 7th wife and give u belle u go come dey hit me for chest and begin ask why i didnt tell u before. .errm, U know now