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bright007:
@studio:fools like u don't accept positive criticism.your user name says it all,u are probably an empty space at alaba used for dubbing,copying or pirating cds.

must everything be do or die to IBO people?

Why not shut up and go straight to hell if the joke aint funny to u dis good for nothing son of a b1tch

see beef o. . .

I do bad thing post joke to make people laugh?

U wan show us sey u sabi blow english abi?

I bet u don see babe here u bin wan impress  with all dis your  backyard agbero  english u dey blow like TERRY G.

i know u like my style gutter boy. . . . . 

Follow me on TWITTER Mara4cker   

better!
Just remain like that. . .

Sophizzy:
No. . . me, I'm still a baby o!

I'll be sweet 16 dis year.

prove it. . .

bright007:
@studio: fools like u don't accept positive criticism.your user name says it all,u are probably an empty space at alaba used for dubbing,copying or pirating cds.

Respect yourself. . .

bright007:
@studio:time and again I hav always told u dat common sense is not common wif u.By editing,re-writing,re-posting, reprodicing in-like manner,partial transformation 0r 0therwise of this 0ut-dated joke u hav committed more than plagiarism.If u havnt got jokes,simply laugh at other peoples joke
*no offence*

are u going to call that a typo or hand work of the devil?

Illiterate!

Mtchew

yes u right
dis joke is old. . Was first posted 36 years ago. . So i take it dat u self u old.


*no ofience*

eldav:
Wassup ppl . , d prince greets.

u like to make yourself happy

bright007:
@studio:I know dat common sense isn't common in your village,no wonder u behave like zombie

go swallow rat poison . . . Hater!

I pray for:
WISDOM. To understand a man.

LOVE. To forgive him and:
PATIENCE. For his moods. Because if i pray for strength, I'LL JUST BEAT HIM TO DEATH!

bibs:
That boy should come back o so that Stud can contact the disease too

are u ok?
Whats yo problem na?
I be like gay to u?
I do women. . But not ABOKI like yo type.

*no ofience*

sizzlers:
you try; keep it coming

would try my best. Thanks

neyshed:
Shay omo to nidi perese yen. Well he don tee. Battery low bro C ya tmrw

     
oga o lol

where is the joke?

lol

i actually saw something like dat today too
and i begin dey wonder if na half OKADIGBO and half OSAMA dem join together take shoot dat video.

Lol

and the locations dis guys used shoot the video be like ONITSHA.

Everything is business to IBO people.

sick hard cold b1tch

i dont have time for your lousy yarns right now. . . . .excuse me.

Ademiller, shut yo mouth if u dont have anything reasonable to say. . . Okay?

lol

please lets not turn dis thread to IMO and ENUGU state' where people are killing themselves bcuz of election.

I didnt create this joke to make my haters cry. . . But to make them laugh.

And if the joke aint funny to you, abeg just wakka pass.

E no cause fight. . . Am not IBO!
I dont believe in do or die to get to the top.



*no ofience*

A Nigerian boy in Europe called his mum and told her he had been diagnosed with HIV/AIDs.
His mother immediately started begging him not to ever come back home.  Surprised, he asked why and his mother replied, '' if you come back, your wife go get HIV too.
She go pass am to john, your younger brother.
If john get am, that means our house girl don get am, she sef go pass am to your papa this means i go get am too.
If i get am so, our driver don get am be that.  Himself go pass am to your younger sister, Tina.
If Tinb get am, our whole village don get am be dat!
I beg no come home o! Save our village!
We are counting on you to die alone oh.''

i dont u dont stop laughing.

Since i know u, your posts never pass 1.


Mtchew

cynthoney:
Lover!!!! 

STUDIO!!!!

yes,
kini big deal sweet heart
did u miss' me? Lol

Kunbee:
I get you

dats my gurl

i'm a lover and not a fighter CYNTHONEY.

Lol

chamber2:
God, let this be true. God you have never failed your people, pls let this be true

doubting thomas!

The news is true.
Rochas is the winner.

I just called my aunty to confirm the news. . And it's true dat owelle rochas floored ohakim lol.

According to her, the reason why imo peeps voted out ohakim was because of the priest his boys assaulted last year.

are u threatening me?

U supposed dey scared of me.

Give me the address of those people wey go kill me, make i take the battle to dia door step.


I dont know what u meant by I NO GO LEAVE ANOTHER?

i'm always logged on. . My puter is always on. . I dont sign out.

But if u meant quitting nairaland, nairaland is the only site i dey go, . . And because i be the kind of person wey sabi joke alot, i made joke section my e-home.

I've met lot of nlanders sef
especially the girls.
And we be friends,
So, coming to nairaland to me is like coming to check on my friends lets play a little since most of them aint living close to my hood.


I dont know if my explanations make sense to u sha.

And once in a while i dey visit facebook too.

whatever

sophizzy too

her ways nor pure na
dats the reason.

yep
i'm straight

lol u talk like a baby

i dont know if i like women o
and how i go want u to like me when i dont know if i like women.

Lol

women like me, but i dey struggle to like dem back.

For real baby.

u like me right?
I see