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Romance / Re: Anticipating 2018 Already - Photos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:15pm On Dec 30, 2017
Impulsivity, that is, the kind of displays you are wont to do on here, is actually a mild medical condition.
Interestingly, there two facts in relation to the way you go about yours:

*Impulsive behaviour to show off the same things (drinks, earphones etc) over and again should end in teenage years, if not the person has a big problem on their hands when it is carried into adulthood.

*Impulsive behaviour is also linked with an unstable self esteem....I believe this one explains itself.

Enjoy. cheesy

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Sports / Re: FIXED MATCH SCAM - Share Your Experience by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:13pm On Dec 30, 2017
TheUbermensch:
How supposed sane individuals fall for this fixed match scam thing is something I can't understand.

You weren't scammed per se. You were only taken advantage of because everyone knows these fixed match thing doesn't work.


Actually there are fixed matches, especially in these South American leagues. What should concern any sane person is the demand for fixed matches. The kind of blackmail and wanton disregard for human life that goes into making it happen should stop anybody from asking for it. People's lives are dangerously affected to make it happen.

And here you find somebody on NL whinging over money he lost on a shady, dangerous business. Pity.
Sports / Re: FIXED MATCH SCAM - Share Your Experience by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:08pm On Dec 30, 2017
Why call him out when you do not have a moral ground to do so? You think there is dignity and rectitude in betting on fixed matches? He only took you for all you have as a gullible and desperate person.

Count your losses, move on and do better next time.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Grabs Mr Eazi By His Waist & Moans (Photo) by Sturmbannfuhrer: 4:57pm On Dec 30, 2017
angry It must be a slow day for good content on NL today. What is this crap doing on FP? The mod that posted the misleading topic that made me enter the thread should not carry this deception into 2018.

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Romance / Re: My Husband Bought An Iphone 6 For Our Housemaid - Nigerian Woman Cries Out by Sturmbannfuhrer: 4:42pm On Dec 30, 2017
Sometimes I am just left gobsmacked when I see the kind of issues people allow to fester in their lives. But then I remember when people are living in unsavoury circumstances, the limit of their endurance and compromise can be mindboggling.

Where does one even start to wonder what must have happened for a maid to live beyond her means, at the consternation of her helpless boss. Added to that, her mother is not only being bribed into silence, she's trying to cower her daughter into silence as well.

That woman must be really suffering. Until we know why she's enduring such, any advise given here will not even scratch the surface. There is more to this story.

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Romance / Re: “i Don’t Know What Came Over Me” - Father Makes Love With His Three Daughters by Sturmbannfuhrer: 4:37pm On Dec 30, 2017
I suppose they want to celebrate the incestuous acts he committed with all those drinks and meat he was fined.
Health / Re: Disabled Lady Reveals Challenges She Has Faced As She Awaits 2018. by Sturmbannfuhrer: 4:19pm On Dec 30, 2017
Life is cold and cruel. Aluta continues for everybody. That she looks so beautiful with the handicap counts for something. Not to mention the luxury she can afford. smiley
Romance / Re: Lady Catches Boyfriend With Another Girl At Dominos After He Lied About Headache by Sturmbannfuhrer: 3:27pm On Dec 30, 2017
LordKushmann:


Akụkọ. Y'all just like German like the Schwartzengott

Not really. I have read Friedrich Nietzsche's theory of the Übermensch. No human individualistic theory has resounded more with me than that. The more I live, the more I understand why Nietzsche espoused on that theory.

Besides, when I wanted to join NL, I wanted to use the moniker and I found out it has been taken. To even see another person use a form of the moniker, makes me smile for human enlightenment.

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Politics / Re: ‘nigerian Prince’ Scammer Arrested — But He’s American by Sturmbannfuhrer: 10:21am On Dec 30, 2017
Well, nobody can say they learnt nothing from Nigerians.
The allure of yahoo sef.
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Sturmbannfuhrer: 9:52am On Dec 30, 2017
I used to work at a morgue. So there is this thing coroners do to corpses, they tie a small bell to the legs of the dead bodies. Reason is, if a dead body were to waken, the bell rings to tell the coroner the person is not quite dead.

During a heavy rainfall sometime in July, there was this very loud thunder that resounded everywhere. As soon as it subsided, the ringing of tiny bells just started and it went on for about three minutes. My colleague let out a blood curdling scream that night, I'll never forget in a hurry. Ran out of the morgue, resigned the next day. Why the bells rang, no one will ever know. Oh 2017!!

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Career / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Write TOEFL In Nigeria? Help Me With Materials Too by Sturmbannfuhrer: 8:08am On Dec 30, 2017
Julietm:
I have some few fully funded scholarships to apply abroad but all require TOEFL. Someone should please help me the following information
1. The cost of the exam in Nigeria
2. How is the exam conducted (modalities)
3. The possibility of one sitting
4. Free materials for preparation
Thanks and God bless
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Please can you kindly post here links to those fully funded scholarships?
Romance / Re: Lady Catches Boyfriend With Another Girl At Dominos After He Lied About Headache by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:40am On Dec 30, 2017
TheUbermensch:
What was she doing there herself?!

I love your moniker. It's symbolic to me.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend While Watching "The Wedding Party 2" At The Cinema by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:41pm On Dec 29, 2017
A public proposal is all shades of wrong. It gives the partner (usually the girl) two choices:

Accept the proposal or humiliate the man in public.

Of course, the person will most likely say yes but one can never tell if the proposal was accepted in love and honesty; and not that they were boxed into a corner.

This rubbish must stop in 2017.

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Romance / Re: Is This Really Okay To Eye Lashes On A Child by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2017
madridguy:
Must everything based on religious sentiments? Can't you just think outside the box? The OP is about to prevent someone from skin cancer and you're here saying another thing.
Open thread about religion and invite tongue


As for thinking, if the eye lashes are proven to be a dangerous adornment for a child, then we have an issue. However, artificial eye lashes, if used properly are safe for children.
https://www.consumerhealthdigest.com/eyelash-care/lash-care-faqs/how-old-should-be-you-to-wear-false-eyelashes.html
The cream being used is still suspicion. No concrete evidence, no point wasting your concerns on that.

The world is already bleeped up as it.
Advise (that you can't use) is what we do not need from you. By being a Muslim, you've lost ground to talk/advise on some things.

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Romance / Re: Is This Really Okay To Eye Lashes On A Child by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:21pm On Dec 29, 2017
madridguy:
Call the mother and enlighten her about the implication of what she's doing.


Really? Coming from a Muslim like you? Why give out advise you can't use? Would you like to know how many egregious things Islam permits to be done to children? Should I call you and speak to you about it?

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Romance / Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Sturmbannfuhrer: 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2017
She's at your place, so make a move. Cop a feel, touch something, kiss her, do something. Although I doubt after 2 years that this investment will yield any profit. If she says no, count your losses and close up shop.

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Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Marry A Man With Pot Belly- Entertainment Lawyer, FOZA by Sturmbannfuhrer: 12:00pm On Dec 29, 2017
Everybody entitled to their own demand. I too, do not like women that look like my ironed shirts. See her, flat chest, flat head, flat everywhere. The gown she's wearing can't even hang on curves, see her like rectangle. Nothing to hold, nothing to bounce. Knacking this flat thing will just be sounding like taking screenshots sporadically.

Even a potbelly is a curve. What does this one have? Lawyer that is discriminating against potbelly people, is that one a lawyer?
Education / Re: This Is The Heaviest Object On Earth by Sturmbannfuhrer: 10:31am On Dec 29, 2017
No pictures?

The heaviest object on earth should be the Nigerian Government. Holding down the progress of over 180 million people. angry

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Romance / Re: How Do You Politely Tell A Girl Your Not Interested(someone Older Than You)? by Sturmbannfuhrer: 11:07am On Dec 27, 2017
biacan2:
Looks at his pics....... how much do you have in your acct

Why do you want to know how much he has in his account? So that you can know how much you'll set the price for trading sex with him abi kini? Oniranu.
Romance / Re: Chilling 'tired And Weak' After Wizkid Concert Last Night - Photos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 8:37am On Dec 26, 2017
lefulefu:
schnadenfreude is a German word. I be guessing schnaden means harmful and freude means friends .falconey am i on track?

freude means joy/pleasure.

Schadenfreude means taking joy in watching (especially people's) mishap or misfortune. Sort of a poverty porn. smiley
Romance / Re: Chilling 'tired And Weak' After Wizkid Concert Last Night - Photos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 8:33am On Dec 26, 2017
lefulefu:
guten morgen cheesy.spricht du deutsch?

Ein bisschen, glücklich zu treffen zie.
Guten morgen.

My proficiency is low though. smiley
Education / Re: Top 5 Ways Nigerian Students Should Not Make Money by Sturmbannfuhrer: 7:02am On Dec 26, 2017
Am I the only one wondering why the favourite pastime and only skill of our varsity girls - whoring - is not there?

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Romance / Re: Chilling 'tired And Weak' After Wizkid Concert Last Night - Photos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:56am On Dec 26, 2017
Mariinee:
Yes, nouns can be use as adjectives. But not nouns like schadenfreude. I'm pretty sure you hadn't heard the word before and just went to check it to prove a silly point. Isn't that right?

Good morning. undecided

Actually I heard the word before I could even learn how to spell it. It's German, just like my moniker. Silly point? Not to worry, I am not your customer. Seems being invidious to online profiles and treating strangers with derision is how you get off.

Cheers.

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Romance / Re: Chilling 'tired And Weak' After Wizkid Concert Last Night - Photos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:19am On Dec 26, 2017
Mariinee:
Schadenfreude?? Mehn, that's a big word but do you even know the meaning? I don't see how it relates to your post.

Last I checked, it's a noun. So you can't use it to qualify someone. undecided undecided

At this point, I have to stop reading this tiff between you and those other two guys ebbing away their dignities. Nouns can be adjectives too. Incidentally, the word Schadenfreude describes what I've been doing with the time and lives of the three of you invested in the bollocks you're doing on here. Such a shame.

Although, I have to mention, one of them has a robust vocabulary and writes intelligibly than the remaining two of you.
Romance / Re: Happy Sunday To Frds And Haters In The House(pics Atttchd Sunday Outfit) by Sturmbannfuhrer: 9:54am On Dec 24, 2017
I admire your confidence but you look like a Christmas tree.

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Religion / Re: Quick Question Atheists.... by Sturmbannfuhrer: 9:45am On Dec 24, 2017
We can only guess, although it is very possible they don't even believe in God. In any case, if the average Nigerian pastor is acting, they do it as though they very much believe what they selling.
Politics / Re: Help Me Laugh: Facebook Lost $3 Billion In A Day After Shutting Down Ipob Fb by Sturmbannfuhrer: 2:53am On Dec 24, 2017
IPOD and lies =

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Romance / Re: Top 10 Adventurous Sexual Things A Guy Should Do Before He Gets Married by Sturmbannfuhrer: 2:39am On Dec 24, 2017
People like you, after getting married, na so so girl dem dey born. You will now behave like a frustrated mad man after a spawn of Belial like you do number 3, 7 & 8 to your child. Should we not flog you now, so that this rubbish will leave your life?

Celebrities / Re: The Makun Brothers: AY, Yomi And Lanre Makun Release A Better Christmas Card by Sturmbannfuhrer: 10:25am On Dec 23, 2017
Looking overfed. angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can Y'all Have Guys As Room Mates by Sturmbannfuhrer: 10:08am On Dec 23, 2017
jamariwolf:
you talk like a kid. visit you in school keh?

Is that not why your life is like this? If only they monitored you enough.

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