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Celebrities / Re: "You Better Rock That Bikini" - Lady Encourages Women With Black Armpit by Sturmbannfuhrer: 12:07am On Jul 07, 2020
Won ma shi e l'abara l'abia. Ewo l'oshi.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 8 by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:31am On Sep 19, 2019
Good morning all. Does anybody have a contact that helps with OOU WES Verification? Please help.

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Education / Re: Fao-hungarian Scholarship by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:14pm On Apr 26, 2019
segzysexy:
around late May
Thanks man. Fingers crossed.

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Education / Re: Fao-hungarian Scholarship by Sturmbannfuhrer: 2:38pm On Apr 25, 2019
segzysexy:
For those that applied for 2018/2019 FAO-Hungarian scholarship, is there anyone that have been Nominated by FAO for the scholarship?

Please when did you hear back from FAO after your application?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Nudist Maheeda Goes Braless In New Photos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 11:30am On Aug 04, 2018
Tamarapetty:
heads go turn grin
More like hands will get some lube and fap. cheesy
Romance / Re: This Is What Is Growing In The Back Of My House by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:06am On Jul 26, 2018
alhassanyusuf29:
ur father most have planted it cheesy grin

One night like that, he had a drunk romantic evening with the flora, I remember.
Romance / Re: See What a Lady Did to Her Boyfriend For Sleeping with her Without Protection by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:02am On Jul 26, 2018
It will kill off the guy's balls, I suppose. cheesy
Properties / Re: Photos: The 10 Tallest Buildings In Nigeria (2018) by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:08pm On Jun 29, 2018
Hopefully, someone, somewhere did not just see them as potential suicide spots.
Education / Re: "When I Fork Pr&ck It Nearly Breaks" Shameless Nollywood Actress Reveals by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:20am On Jun 29, 2018
OP, I am interested in knowing if you can boom sexual moaning sounds from the speakers in your church because you wanna attract people? You might need to rethink your strategy.

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Celebrities / Re: Taxify Driver Who Dorcas Shola Fapson Said Was Arrested Spotted In Ikoyi, Lagos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 7:03pm On Feb 20, 2018
Hmm. Fake news was peddled earlier today by a fake OAP with fake hair and fake accent. No surprises there.

Does she even know her credibility is hanging by the thread? As it stands, it is evident she has something (trending/fame) to gain by drawing out this issue. If lies enter the fray, she'll soon be ignored as the girl who cried wolf.

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Education / Re: Apply For Bilateral Education Agreement (BEA) Scholarship Awards 2018/2019 by Sturmbannfuhrer: 9:49pm On Feb 04, 2018
Application has been ongoing for a while now, yet this is just hitting front page on NL. As it is not BBN na. NL has gone to sh.it.

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Education / Re: Sad Realities Of The Modern World(pics) by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:09am On Feb 04, 2018
9 out of the 27 pictures (one third) directly show how people manipulate others and misuse the power vested on them.

And honestly, it is not the fault of these abusers. People don't take politics in truth, they'd rather be goaded by sentiments and sensationalism, that is why their leaders suffer them for it.

If any of those pictures makes you cringe and you are still a Buhari (Or Tinubu or Atiku or Obasanjo) supporter, just know you are the problem with the world.

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Travel / Re: Slay Queen asks for free stuff from Hotel but gets a shocking reply from Manager by Sturmbannfuhrer: 3:25pm On Jan 28, 2018
Ouch. The manager had me laughing at "if not much self respect and dignity".

Professional beggar like her hiding under the tag of social media influencer. Same way a lot of people are nothing without their social media following and likes

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TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Sturmbannfuhrer: 3:19pm On Jan 28, 2018
Papiikush:


And what have you done to stop that as an individual? So because people are dying means the country should lack entertainment?

Why you no carry gun go avenge those that were killed. Bloody hypocrite.

****

Pictures of the house before the show starts

When the Romans spread their Empires, the gladiatorial games they held served two purposes; distract the Romans from revolting to the fact that their taxes were being wasted on mindless conquests and also distract people from the fact that Empires are not sustainable economically as it made everybody poorer for it.

Not that I expect a pleb like you to understand. Cheers.
Crime / Re: Abuja Man, Zeal To Stella MissyAyom: "We Had Sex 3 Times, I Didn't Rape You" by Sturmbannfuhrer: 7:09am On Jan 20, 2018
Getting a sex doll could have prevented this.

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Politics / Re: Sleeping Nigerian Senators: These Are The Senators Representing You (Photos) by Sturmbannfuhrer: 6:22am On Jan 19, 2018
Who can blame them? Everybody nods off in a hall when there is nothing interesting going on. But just whisper through the hall something about sharing formula or renegotiating the Union of Nigeria and see them sit up holding their caps and gele in rapt attention.

They are even using their time effectively, I mean how does one even spend time representing a country that has refused to work? Sleeping is better.

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Religion / Re: I Seriously Think Pronounciation Of Christian As Xtian Should Stop by Sturmbannfuhrer: 7:12pm On Jan 13, 2018
Pronounced as or written as? I've never heard people say "xtian" and Christ is not complaining, so what is the fuss?
Romance / Re: The Reason Broke Men Hold No Value In Relationships by Sturmbannfuhrer: 2:12pm On Jan 13, 2018
It tickles me always when I read from the "broke guys deserve no relationship" campaign. They just do not know what they are doing. Women will never set themselves up more than they have done with this campaign. They kind of men this campaign will breed will be damaged and women will be worse off for it (if they still want heterosexual relationships, that is).

Even poor men deserve romance, at least biologically, they do. It is all about knowing and getting one's place in the grand scheme of things. The effects of poor men having romantic relationships with women socially are really complex and largely it prevents social unrest and is advantageous to our collective well-being as it keeps a part of our community happy but that is not the point today.

If more women are to lean towards "I must not date a broke guy", more men too will get the mentality that women are selfish and only sell their affections for money. In essence, men will detest women, see them as a necessary evil and will believe the parts of a woman surrounding her vagina are useless to him.

Even if a lady were rich and she meets a guy this stupid campaign has helped breed, she will still be in a damaging relationship. Everybody loses.

Know your place in the world, have romance for the sake of it, help poor people too and stop commodifying love. Experience has taught me that money is not important to find a romantic relationship with anybody.

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Food / Re: OMG!! Just See The Very Mighty Python Killed In Abia State. by Sturmbannfuhrer: 2:30pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalasticlala right now...

Romance / Re: What Was The Strongest Addiction You've Ever Have? And How Did You Overcome? by Sturmbannfuhrer: 7:56am On Jan 05, 2018
rebirthforgoody:
Crying every little thing tho I think am taking charge now cry

Who took the air out of your other titty?
Literature / Re: Feminism by Sturmbannfuhrer: 9:18pm On Jan 04, 2018
Sorry to rain on your parade but feminism is a crock of shiit passing itself off as an ideology. Men and women are not equal. Not biologically, physiologically, socially or even psychologically.

The only thing that bridges the gap between the differences in genders is intelligence. This is why women can go to school and excel and become CEOs and great things in life. Anybody that is arguing against that is on the wrong side of reason.

For all the prattling about their lack of opportunities and political leverage, there are cool professions that are largely dominated by women for instance nursing and there are consequences men suffer for the roles they take on in the society (men are more likely to suffer depression and commit suicide).

Bringing culture into the argument is nonsense too. In societies that allow FGM, the females get to do the mutilation. So it is not a men thing.

Clamour for human rights, that way you get to help humans and not listen to the whinging of disgruntled set of people at the expense of everybody.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hits 4,000,041 Topics. by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:57pm On Jan 01, 2018
With a huge chunk of those topics equivalent to horseshit. The major culprits for this lack of quality content being bloggers. Ironic isn't it? Bloggers wanting to promote (the quality of?) their blogs by posting shiit everywhere on NL.
Politics / Re: Nairaland Hit 4,000,000 Topics by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:38pm On Jan 01, 2018
With a huge chunk of those topics equivalent to horseshit. The major culprits for this lack of quality content being bloggers. Ironic isn't it? Bloggers wanting to promote (the quality of?) their blogs by posting shiit everywhere on NL.
Romance / Re: Wish Five Nairalanders A Happy New Year by Sturmbannfuhrer: 12:25am On Jan 01, 2018
Hopefullandlord
Johnnydon22
Frosbel2
Deicide
Ultimus
Happy new year heathens..
Religion / Re: 9 Facts About Heaven That Will Surprise You - Randy Alcorn by Sturmbannfuhrer: 9:32am On Dec 31, 2017
The idea of a Christian heaven is quite unrealistic. Only way people can actually expect to enjoy that is if they are brain dead. People can't even stay in church for 4 hours without longing for the end of service.

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Religion / Re: Can You Boldly Testify Of God's Goodness In The Year 2017? by Sturmbannfuhrer: 9:25am On Dec 31, 2017
No, I cannot testify to God's goodness.

God does not wade in the affairs of men.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Most Christians Fear & Respect Their "CLERGIES" More Than God Himself? by Sturmbannfuhrer: 8:20am On Dec 31, 2017
Anybody that's read the old testament knows the kind of power (even superhuman abilities) that comes with being a mouthpiece of God. It is the same regard that is accorded to pastors.

Add that to their masterful use of sophistry, staged miracles, oration to hold the minds of people; they've manipulated the control exerted over their followers so much that hardly would anyone question them.
Romance / Re: Anticipating 2018 Already - Photos by Sturmbannfuhrer: 5:38pm On Dec 30, 2017
Airforce1:


Shut up

Too.much grammar , Empty pocket .

Why tag me poor?
Does it make it you feel better about yourself if I am poor?
Does an empty pocket reduce the veracity of a fact?

Somehow, I know you'll answer yes to the last two questions and it just goes to show what you are.

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