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If 1 says fans on this forum pessimistics who just luv to complain DAT person will b attackd with insults and whatnot BT we all seem to have 4goten dat as last season we were dominating possession playing strings of passes in our midfield and boasting the best defense in d league and did ntin wit it. Last season dere was no hope of improvement at all BT dis season every1 is seeing the intent of d team, we are creating chances much more Dan we did last season and players DAT we had strtd loose hop on are improving . And yet sm pple are still complaining. What do u guys want? 100% possession with chances created every minute nd 100% conversion rate?

houstonia:
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*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.*

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
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Greenbullet:
see who dey talk,abeg swerve joor and .......

bros mi, keep on hating. I hope dat one day all this hrt ache u are enduring will pay off 4 u

Greenbullet:
we are not equal by any stretch,we are superior by all means,dis boy ,I have not your time wait for your turn,we are coming, YaGunnersYa,,BloodyGunners,BornReapers.

Superior? Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha. U're delusional. If superiority is defined by who and wat assnal are, I'd rada remain inferior

Greenbullet:
please shut up,una go die for our hand.

U Shut Up. I Undastnd Ur Obsession Wit Man Utd ( Why Wuldn't U B? U Hv Tried Ova D Years To Atleast B Lyk Man Utd, Nd Hv Faild 2 Match Dem, Financially, Socially, On D Pitch, In Terms Of Success, Fanbase, History, In Short, U Hvn't Matched Man Utd In Anything) Wat I Dnt Undastnd Is Y U Choose Nt To Accept D Truth- Arsenal Can NEVER B Equal To Man Utd

Greenbullet:
please I want to implore all man utd fans. to stop comparing their team to ARSENAL ,it is an insult to football and to human thinking, they are advised to see the academy as their equal as they cannot in any inch be compared to the Gunners.

On Behalf Of All Great Fans Of Man Utd, I Highly Agree Wit U Nt To Compare Man Utd To A Club Whose Greatest Achievements In D Last Decade Is Copyin Anoda Teams Style Of Play (nd Nt Even Doin It Well), Loosin Sm Of Dier Top Players To Rival Clubs, Playin D Ucl Every Yr Witout Goin Past D Quater Finals, And Back 2 Back FA Cup

Diademk07:
And that's how to dictate the play. It's quite sad that an ageing Carrick is still our best midfielder!

Bros Diakem I Knw This May Sound Smhw 2 U Bt... Watch Out For Herrera

Chai! Goals 4 Dis Match Fit Reach 6 O! #GGMU

stambouli:
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beta dan poor man's real madrid (shepke fc) nd d poor man's barcalona (assnal fc)

Inasmuch As I Commend His Work, I Have To Say This. " Is Nt Buildin A Drone Or An Electric Car Or A Biogass Generator Cos All This Have Already Been Bult And Developd, Its Abt Wat Makes Urs Special And Different. Wat Is It Abt Ur Design Dat Betters D Ones Already In D Market ?" For Me Its Nt Just Abt Buildin A Drone. Its Abt Buildin A Drone Wit A Tech Dat Has Yet To B Attemptd. #peace

Anger:
its me SMALLVILLE10, one mod don ban my ministry account be dont worry d lord is everywhere...
Stylo, hmmmmm... D lord is saying u should sow a seed into my ministry

Wow prophet am a farmer. D lord really ministers to u!... so which seed should i sow? Maize seed or groundnut seed or both?

stylo

hmm

Yeligray:
PORN KILLS A MAN. DOUBT ME?...TRY SATISFYING YOUR WIFE AFTER SO MUCH MASTURBATION.

She'll call u champ

This post is a display of absolute ignorance. Op did you really google this things and didn't see scientific answers?

dubylhover:
mehn y is no one talking about payets goal today..abi cos no b martial or rashford score am

I feel King's goal was better. Dats my opinion though

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if you were the teacher, what would you give?

BAILLY

pogback!

na only me dey see as HERRERA dey compose DAT midfield?

remain ibra

sekem

dat guy's reply was EPIC

OMG is dis 4 real ? or she pour expired engine oil 4 body

Rashford