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Explorers:
A lonely old man lived in a lonely old house in the suburbs of a city.

He never left his house for long.

It was a midsummer, a Friday when the mailman walked by the house and called the lonely old man.

There was no answer.

When he looked into the window, he saw that old man lying in a pool of blood.

When the policemen arrived, they found a newspaper from Tuesday, 2 bottles of warm milk and one cold bottle.

The next day, the killer was arrested.

Who was the killer, and how did the police figure this one out?

the newspaper vendor who drops the papers killed him on tuesday dats y dere is no paper after tuesday

Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

both pills are poisonious when taken with water! D killer never took his with water

Neymar1095:

CL goals since 09/10 Ronaldo -92
Manchester United-89

how many does ur beloved mancity have? Weyreh!

Chairmen, with the sh!T Mkhi has been serving us the last two matches why can‘t Mou just go all out and play Rashford nd Martial against CSKA ? One of either Mkhi or Mata can den come in if we seem to struggle wit chance creation.

odizeey:
Abeg make person help this neymar create man city fan page.

trolls lyk dem dnt deserve response. Just ignore the critten

Story story!

Liverpool doin a ‘ liverpool‘. Thier defenders started making runs lyk b2b midfielders nd forgot how to defend.

ekensi01:
Those guys where too good. The first goal was awesome, see the passes,connection and attacking.


Please are those the super eagles i know?

Its being long i watched their games, i was so shock.

the chemistry in the homebased super eagles team is just something else!

Shey una no dey tire for all dis back n forth, ‘which tribe come first‘, “wich tribe no get sense“ arguement ni? D status quo of this country isn‘t productive weda we argue from now reach eternity d fact wunt change. We are a country of diverse people with diffrnt mindsets and until we can find a way to push each other forward on a common ground we will continue to wallow in our current state of disorder and statics. Every man who says he doesnt feel his ethnicity to be d first is a lyin hypocrite

Not all naija grls ar lyk dat. My ex had her own special way of initiating, she didnt need to say a word she wud just go into d bathrum and take off her undies.

Tonymegabush1:
88.9 Brila FM #popular side with sugar man 5pm to 10pm non stop Grove.



93.5 sampinsa fm #fans Conner)with huge man 1pm to 3pm...


TV station Na supersport 3 n 7

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Abagworo:
Owerri youths that were responsible for killing that little boy today took up arms and shot two Ohaji/Egbema boys on grounds that they supported Okorocha. The truth is that if both tribes are allowed to fight, Ohaji/Egbema will wipe off Owerri in 1 week. Right now the security agents have prevented Ohaji/Egbema militants from entering Owerri for revenge.

now I ask u, was it sensible for the governor to go to Ohaji/Egbema to bring MILITANTS to assist him in flaunting a court order to demolish a market in OWERRI?

slimghost:
Mahrez to Manchester United news is gathering storm. How real is this guys?

Barca (incase liverpool still form strong head over Coutinho) and Arsenal bro. ManUtd has closed shop for dis summer

diggz:
If you say so no wahala.

egbon diggz dere is no way everybody is goin to hv d same opinion on who the best player has been this month. No nid for the yabbin, the only place ur opinion counts now is in the official ManUtd page.

Doesnt rilli mata to me as long as its nt oversize. Team Bootylicious

rosy4u:

oh Lawd! Small letter m

luvguy:
op dey aint funny

my chest!!!

So lemme get dis straight. The only way to stop universities from illegaly admittin students with very low cutoff marks is by makin admission of students wit low cut off marks legal?

sinizia:
You're spot on. 100% concur. No wonder Mourinho didn't attack them when we faced them last season. He knows what they can do on a counter. The whole team na Usain Bolt. Speed everywhere.

annoyin tin is dat dese coaches never learn. Watch Pep and Poch make d same mistake and get beat

sinizia:
Liverpool team are just beautiful to watch. Their style is refreshing.

dats because most big teams play into thier hands by keepin a high defensive line. More reason why dey always struggle against small teams and then Klopp will den drop the ‘they came to win, we came to play football‘ line.

As far as i know, the loan offer by valencia was rejected by MOU. I do not think guys realise we are goin to play 7 games in 20 days in september includin spurs in d league. Teams lyk real madrid are envied by d whole world of football because of thier ability to keep stars happy as squad options. Perriera has repeatedly stated how much he wants to play for the club and am sure has a plan to make him happy and improve his game. Carrick is in his last season and fellaini is aging too so i suggest he stays put, train wit the team and gel into the philosophy and chemistry of d squad. IMHO dere is no loan move better than this

SIRcumalot:
am not trying to be a spoilsport but
This dude isnt wired to be a bench player.
chemistry is very important for every team and we've a good thing going here,
don't want to mess that up.
I see all the upsides to resign Zlatan but the lows na wetin really dey fear me.

pple seem to confuse Zlatan the media persona and Zlatan the person alot. Remember Rom‘s interview when he said he called Zlatan and Zlatan gave him the go ahead to take the no9. Zlatan knows he cant just come in walk in2 d frst team, as amatter of fact get ready to watch how he is going to confidently talk about givin his throne to a good nd bright student in RedRom. The guy just knows how to ooze confidence we can‘t deny we need that in our team

Threads likes these don‘t deserve comments from reasonable people

Stellie:
lolxx ,... D teacher wasnt actually a corper though , just a young guy..
Lefulefu dis one wey u don bet wit ur left balls, dat means u r gonna loose dem tonyt.. GbamGbamGbam

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I believe he is goin sit on dem. Sounds better

Amarabae:
Why are men not romantic between themselves like calling themselves sweet names like we ladies. Lolz

bro, guy, boss, chairman, my g, my niggur, oga, my man. All these ar romantic enough anytin more romantic than these ar nt welcome

PogBoom!!! Sekem sekem

Anthony Martial!!!

RedRom

Nyc one OP! Please i want to enquire about scholarship to study postgraduate physics in europe or america. Tnx

Authe! It works