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Let him learn the hard way, I learnt the hard way too. I paid half of a girls accomondation fee and she locked me outside. Another guy was inside but I was outside waiting.
Dem no dey tell person, that gender will teach her.

torqque7:

Styluss come and school this guy small

bsdvnsd @ Lurdd

Oponu, you think everyone who does not support your bigotry is Igbo, Ori awon molebi e ti daru

Luukasz:
Yes extremely stupid like your ancestors.. you Igbos are terrible people to be honest

Werey omo irankiran

sirray001:
oloshi oloriburuku.

Lurdd:
There's this girl I met..
.

You did it wrongly, you dont know the game
Let me share a short story with you,
There's this girl I met..
I met this girl online, she is so pretty, Sure she is every man's dream, she was in another country and as fate would have it, work took her here. I called her for a few days while avoiding a date her made her fall in love first, she was asking for a date which I stylishly ignored, I made sure she had 100% of my attention and late at night we talk about sex and how we going to have fun when we meet. The euphoria was in the air, 2 lovers who had never met. We fixed a supposed date but we landed in the hotel where I drilled God forgive me on her pusssy.
We got to our various abode only for her to be shouting that I fcccked without asking her out. She kept asking for a date and I kept postponing, not on till one day she threatened to end the relationship, thats when I took her seriously.
The motive of the story, before spending a dime, confirms the intentions. Make sure a Fuckcc is certain and given the chance, don't disappoint us. Girls don't like good guys. They only like to marry SIMPS, they don't love them.

She could have wore a oush up bra and stop disgracing herself. When they objectify women, yall will start shouting when she sold herslf out. I could see her black areola though, looks nice

myyansh68:
If she decides to go plastic you will be the first to troll her.


Humans, can never be satisfied.

Sometimes I do pity Women that will end up with some Men as life partner.

Monsignor22
This is how to make a FP post

envoymedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0khqexi0Sbw

“I’m Traumatized, I Printed My Result From JAMB Portal”— Ejikeme Joy Mmesoma Speaks Up
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02yi3K7wCKZmx9Z8uGokcyh4nwLAJDUNggMf8fh9DhGHjVjFp9mnrhsdDiW4FNCvntl&id=100001552368577&mibextid=Nif5oz

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod mukina2 dominique

Push what to FP? A twitter thread? Transliterate what she said and get a youtube link to the video, only then it could have a chance for a FP

Monsignor22:
Please someone tag the MODS to push this to FP, edit my thread title.

This is unacceptable, who is the official in charge of JAMB?

How do you verify a result that was checked and printed on jamb website?
Are you saying the girl should be blamed for a supposed glitch from Jamb?

[quote author= post=124190007]Why not just get in touch with JAMB then, to fulfill all righteousness?
You did a good thing as a company that cares,
But unfortunately your good deed went to the wrong person.
It should be awarded to the main top scorer,
Luckily they are both from the same state.

God bless Anambra.
God bless Innosson.
God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬

We Rise [/quote]

Lazy yooth

Westman001:
Well, you could have said it all in two or three sentences.

All the same, it's good you did good. Every action and deeds have it deserved reciprocate.

I literally cried, been a long time a piece, movie or story made me cry

ElBenny:
Friday, 30th June
Road 24, Agip Estate.

I stepped out of the house to pay my utility bill while the sky was ablaze with the fire of the setting sun.

I was walking smartly along Road 24 and before I crossed to the other side of the road where I'd carry out the transaction, I heard two voices calling me and trying to buy my attention.

I looked back to find 3 roughnecked guys seated outside a bar with a table of drinks before them, puffing smoke into the air and obviously having a good time.

Because I was unsure about their intentions having scrutinised their outlook, I hesitantly gestured to them that I was coming to meet them soon.

I took my time to pay the bill and when I was done, crossed over to the road to see the “akpa men” or rather, the “ss3 boys” who sent for me.

After some handshakes with them which I dished out fearlessly one after the other, one of them asked, “You remember us?”

“No, I no sure say I remember this face.” I replied with sheer tenacity. Cos me no dey too deal with these men. So yes, I no sabi them. However, they all appeared different from how I judged them from afar, they all had very gentle smiles.

“But you been work for BMH abi?” the second guy whose eyes were bathed in pink asked.

“Yes, I been work there 2021,” I said with budding enthusiasm.

“I talk am. Na you na. Shebi na that BMH wey dey old GRA?” he further asked.

“Exactly, na him.” I replied like a cuffed criminal in an interrogation room.

“Na you been save our brother life one night wey we bring am come,” the second guy said assertively, “I recognise this your white hair.”

At that point, my whole life in 2021 flashed briefly before my eyes, trying to search and remember the scenario. I did that for close to two minutes, while they kept asking me to think. But to no avail.

“I no fit really remember baba,” I said like one who had just given up on a quest.

“No worry, na you. You really try that night. God bless you my brother. Just dey save lives dey go. Come join us drink nau.”

“No worry chairman. I really dey in a hurry. Thanks, una too much.”

The first dude legit dipped his hand into his Jean pocket and gave me some money. I was dumbstruck!

How could I accept a token of appreciation when I couldn't remember specifically the reason for the appreciation.
What if it wasn't me?
What if it was someone else they mistook for me?
It wouldn't look so great accepting some one else's reward.

All these flashed through my mind as I accepted the cash and buried it in my shoulder pouch. I left the scene to my house puzzled and confused. I found the cash to be ₦7,000.

Roughly 15 minutes after I arrived home, I was eating boiled corn when like a flood, the memory ravished my brain. It all become clear and started playing out like a Netflix movie on the screen of my mind.

“Eureka!”Like Archimedes shouted, “I found it.”

It all happened on the 29th October 2021, I was on (night) call duty in the Laboratory of Rivers State University Teaching Hospital where I worked as a Medical Laboratory Scientist (graduate intern).

2 men came to the blood bank unit confused and throughly worried. Their “brother” as they called him, had an emergency case and was losing a lot of blood.

They had earlier transfused 2 pints, 1 the night before and 1 that morning. The doctor had requested for another pint that night.

Their brother was blood group O negative and needed exactly another O negative blood donor. There was non available and no donor on ground and time was running out.

I had a talk with one of them and trust me, when a man is afraid, you'll know and can feel it. We gisted and I cracked some jokes which we all laughed to in the midst of the chaos.

I saw and felt the urgency of the situation and the risk involved, so I told the staff I worked with that night, “I'm O negative, I'd like to donate for them.”

The staff didn't question my offer to help because she was also aware of the situation on ground.

She screened me, my blood and as soon as I got a medical “all-clear” and eligibility to donate, a pint of blood was withdrawn from me and handed over to them after every necessary medical documentation.

“Oya make una take go give una brother,” she said. They were both confused and immediately began thanking her while worrying about how to pay later.

“No thank me. Thank this my fellow worker wey dey here,” she said while pointing to me where I was resting.

They thanked me briefly and hurried off. In less than 15 minutes, they were back. They approached me and showered words of gratitude to me and begged that they'll pay me before their brother was discharged.

“Make una no worry. E don tay wey I donate sef. As the blood dey excess, I say make I give una.” I laughed while seeing them off.

What if I hadn't donated?
What if they ran out of time?
What if, what if, what if?
Maybe their brother could've died.

Now I understood why they said I saved their brother's life, indeed!

I smiled softly after I was done in memory lane and felt the urge to go back there to tell them, “I remember una now.”

But it wasn't necessary.

Free 7k or maybe they paid me back 2 years after.

Lol, thats how one werey mod banned me for 1 year, I waited for that 1 year to use thesame account to abuse and insult him after lifting the ban. The werey banned me again for 2 months.

nawa4naija:
That Agbado MOD that keeps giving me restrictions for saying the truth, I have to tell you this

Both the Gay Mod and seun and other agbado bigots on this forum can go to hell

You all are very stupid
Exiting this tribalistic platform where any day against the igbos always hits front page but speak against the yorubas and get a ban
Nonsense

How about considering Gas, I think youcan try that way

paparazi232:
I own a barbing shop since the hike of petrol it hasn’t been easy, i do on Gen from 6pm to 11 pm but shifted it now to 7:30pm to 11pm evn without customers just to mke the place look bright for new customers to see ,, I’m thinking of migrating to solar bcus I can’t continue this way

Alright thank you, already answered my questions. Please share the brand name and product name

wirinet:
I ordered from Alibaba.com, you can also order from aliexpress.com. I have my own special arrangement for shipping goods from China. It normally takes three weeks.

Can I get from Aliexpress?
If yes, please share the brand name and product name so I can search

wirinet:
I ordered from Alibaba.com, you can also order from aliexpress.com. I have my own special arrangement for shipping goods from China. It normally takes three weeks.

How did peter Obi Failed? Can you give instances where he failed?

DodadaKoKigbe:
Did Igbos warn themselves about Orji Kalu, Ekweremandu, Peter Obi and all the other failed and incompetent political leaders from South East?

Lol, why are the dot in a circle always chest beating?
to answer your questions, you can check the poverty index of the country and see if your region and the North is not topping the list. In entertainment, you can stick to your phyno and flavor while our own rule the world and beyond. In education, we all know the region with the highest number of professors. In Economy, I think the economic capital of Nigeria is not Owerri, I think its here in my region. In socio-economic and infrastructural development, we all know the region with the red mud and crazy gully erosion.
The region you fight with everyday is a hundred times better than you. I don't know what to stand to gain in ranting and chest beating everytime.

DodadaKoKigbe:
As soon as Nigeria's population of Muslims continue to grow through careless BIRTHS of poor Northerners, THIS is the future of Nigeria. Here is a question to my FELLOW Yorubas on Nairaland:

Fulanis are using ONE-Nigeria to spread Islam to EVERY corner of the country according to the wishes of their ancestor Usman Dan Fodio.

Igbos are using ONE-Nigeria to spread their economic/political tentacles across Yorubaland especially Lagos in accordance to the wishes of their ancestor Azikwe.

Please what are YORUBAS using ONE-NIGERIA for?

This question is FOR ONLY Yorubas PLEASE!

Stop flirting, she will cheat on you too. Those gender loves settling scores and since shes beautiful, it would be easier to do. If you need to flirt, you can make it very discrete.

Valoromega:
Anytime I have issues with my wife, maybe it's about another girl she always says what if she does her own too how would (mind you I have never been with another woman since we got married. I might just flirt around with some other girls once in a while via chat)
She has this mentality that she's beautiful and young and she usually gets a lot of attention and I think it's getting to her head. Because most times she usually talks about doing her own too and I think she has the tendency to cheat If I do something to her like cheating.

I told her that would be the end of our marriage

try to avoid being a single mother or an evening news paper at all cost. No matter how smart you are, you are vulnerable.

Thats true, which further corroborates my assertions that we still have some similarities compared to the North, the North is an entirely different world.

Tukpa8:
we Ijaws are have similarities with Yorubas including words.
Apoi a full clan of Ijaw is now speaking Yoruba today in Ondo state because of our closeness with the Yorubas.....Omoyele Sowore is an Ijaw man from Ondo state but today people see him as Yoruba because we Ijaws are too closed with the Yorubas..
We Ijaws have stayed with the Yorubas for ages..

We share so many similar words with the Yorubas..

Here is an Ijaw king in delta state warri north LGA...you cannot differentiate him from Yoruba king.
King Obula..the king of Egbema kingdom

My I joine NL in 2011 and created an account in 2012. This is just a decoy account created 3 years ago, I dont know who that Monica is, but he needs to understand that the Yorubas are not in anyway similar with the SS/SE people. No disrespect, but Nigeria is so diversed that we are totally different. If the Country should break, we could form an alliance at the advantage of the South because as different as we are, we still have some cultural similarities compared to the North.
I as a yoruba man would prefer to stay alone because in all honest, my tribe is not doing so bad nationally and internationally, we can obviously survive all alone.

Cloudflare:
Dude, are you new on nairaland? It is now longer news that SW tags SS as part of them and I don't know where this is coming from. And just as you've correctly said, SS have absolutely nothing in common with SW. Help me tell Tukpa8 this because the Yoluba boy has been tagging SS together with SW.

Dude your brothers from the West, the moniker Tukpa8 has been tagging SS together with SW and I don't know where this is coming from because we SS has absolutely nothing in common with SW. Abeg help me explain this to him for proper understanding. The guy just kept embarrassing himself here

I just schooled your ignorant fooool, you can choose to learn or not. People who do Masquerade festival are tagged Gambari, sure you are not even from the West. You need to grow Kiddooo
[quote author=Justiceleague1 post=124160981][/quote]

im not in for comparison, I have made you see reasons, its your choice to be less sentimental or not.
People choose to do whatever they understand. Thesame quran said, your religion is yours and mine is mine, and on that mantra I stand. Make everybody dey him dey.

MrPRevailer:
Like many muslims who didn't know how hideous and deceitful Allah is until they were educated by Islamic scholars like Christian Prince in debates. Just few examples.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5UnQpldia4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SyKAQoqP6E


Allah justifies killing, looting unbelievers or apostates and making them slaves. How can you make him your god, simply because he acts as a monotheistic God?

If a Christian kills, it's a sin to his God. If a muslim kills "infidels", it's not a sin to his god. Do you know?
If a Christian tell lies, it's a sin. If a muslim tell lies to protect himself or his religion from harm, it's not a sin. Etc.
So which God is the HOLY & RIGHTEOUS one?
Because they obviously are different.
Finding the RIGHTEOUS one is the key to Eternal life.

Seen will message

Quadribabaalagb:
I'm giving you every assurance in the world.
We should text on whatsapp
09026963421

Judge muslims by the nice ones youve met. There are good and bad people everywhere. there are bad christians too. I lived with christians in my early years, I know the bible hymes, I read the book of my bible story in and out. I have met wonderful Xtians and terrible ones too.
I am a muslim and I don't kill nor maime nor read the Quran upside down, I am just human and there are lots like me. Judge us with the good ones youve met

MrPRevailer:
I have met many Muslims who are VERY nice people, especially in developed countries too.

However, I have heard of brutal Muslims who kill, maim, rape, loot, shouting Allah Akbar.
Suicide bombers shouting Allah Akbar.
This rogue behaviour is entrenched in the constitution of Islam (Quran/Hadith). I think it's you who don't know your religion well.

And do you know that Allah says you should never be friendly to any unbeliever. AND even if you are friendly let it be out of false pretence. Do you know??

Lol, Its just an humble advice, Carry a playcard and say this is the North Central, no YORUBA cultural rites here. Kabba did one ORO while I was there, it was even more serious than all I witnessed all my life in the core Yoruba states. And one mumu dey tell me say dem be North central ruled by Gambari. Gambari Ko, Alimi ni

Oponu afofungbemu
[quote author=Justiceleague1 post=124155195][/quote]

If they announce ORO festival in ILORIN or KABBA, Please go out and tell them than shebi it is NORTH CENTRAL.
Ode!

Justiceleague1:
Abeg o,where is Iwo?

I had my university years for 7 years in a place, thats where I lived, I don't need to be told the realities. Whatever you are thinking is only a figment og your imagination.

chatinent:
And they all told you what you claim?

If there is anyone tagging with you, I think its the SE. Why would someone from the west tag with someone in far-away Akwa-ibom? we have nothing in common. Maybe the Ilajes and the itsekiris and they are negligible. And please why should I use google? Is any of my assertion incorrect? Which other region has those data better than us? I repeat, in Nigeria, Yoruba is the only tribe that can independently survive, even with your oil and 13 % whatever, yall still backward states with bayelsa as your Shantti headquaters, uneducated lots.

Cloudflare:
Dude, I'm not here to argue blindly with you. Before you say anything make use of Google. It's always there for you. However, you SW must learn to stop attaching SS together with you, and when we refused they'll immediately tag the person as an Igbo. What nonsense!

At the bolded, why then are your brothers from the West always insisting and tagging we SS together along with SW by fire by force?