₦airaland Forum

Calbarian:
Terrahawks! Doctor Ninestein, Kate Kestrel and Zelda the witch!

Tnks bro...twas a classic!

There was also this cartoon dat had rubber xters with d gud guys always fighting dese ugly aliens. D gud guys had these circular small machines while d ugly ones had dese box machines dt also shoot. Someone remind me d name abeg... was it terrahox or sometin like dt


Then there was supersub...battle of d plannet...chai...I miss dosedays meen. superforce was later sef

Abduletudaye:
hehehe...slegde hammer was a classic!!!! i watched all that too but am yet to marry too sha..

E be like say we plenty o...moonlightin, dempsey and makepiece choi...d gud old days

Mariaben:
Your opinion anumpama

Dont mind him jare...there's no crime in being ugly na..

Halimi24:
Am surrounded by idiots_

easy...let it go...both of you...

HungerBAD:
Ishi.

In Yoruba Land and just like the North, ROYALTY CANNOT BE BOUGHT.

It is only in the EAST where ISHI is from that every PIG,COW and OWL can be an IGWE.

This OBA is not shoving it anywhere, as you should be very respectful to a REAL ROYAL.

on the contrary, the guy shd keep quiet.


He has spoken far too much for a royal father...and the guy isnt even the oba of the whole of Lagos state....he is only oba of Lagos...i.e lagos island..


The other day Tinubu and Ambode distanced themselves from his comments...


He talks too recklessly...especially on sensitive issues. Even SLS doesnt talk anyhow like he is doing? is he trying to be a politician ni?


and i am a Yoruba man...i have seen kings behave...this guy is just misbehaving.

[size=18pt]This kain pickin don dey get pot belly at this tender age so?[/size]

see the lips of that no 12...chai...i cant wait to have mine ooo

[size=20pt]The most shocking of this all is the behaviour of his mother...very strange for a mother to behave that way.....






I feel your pain...i can imagine the internal hurt he must have felt before putting all this out...[/size]

[size=18pt]Who has a clipper....?



































Pls give it to this guy for Armpit's sakes!![/size]

[size=18pt]Apart from the fact that the figures this article is quoting is extremely innacurate...Total Upstream is only second to mobil and is not on the list. entry level in Total gets like N1million per MONTH. go find out![/size]

OMO...the thing true o...

Monday pickin...

This mandilax pple wicked o...see as them open dem dbanj and co yansh? so na 6k dem dbanj buy those bling blings?



http://www.mandilax.com/?s=jesus&post_type=product

[size=18pt]Everybody carry mike for stage OBO carry cup of wine? who tell you say him perform?[/size]

RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will register a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!

love the write up especially the spice of humor. Nice!

onila:


as far as the old lady is fine, shes now a milf

I dont know abt you guys
I dont find old men attractive

I can screw them but not kiss them, ewww

I find my secondary school owners husband attractive hmmm

I think I find old black men attractive but not old white men

onila...pls marry meee....

dickrider:



How i wish Jonah can just retaliate by banning SA citizens and businesses here too. Their govt body language clearly supports xenophobia. which sane country will choose to deport foreigners when its citizens are killing them and their king told them to leave?

Hey babe...hows u?





to the topic...this is senseless...the timing is soo wrong. seems the SA govt is more concerned about apeasing its xenophobic citizens than the international community and foreign nationals that have been killed...who wants to go to SA sef?


Me i have stopped paying my dstv subscription...yall had better join me...


Let them know the strength Nigeria has in numbers!

its possible...not all surgeries require complete anasthesia

[size=18pt]i dont get it...how did that sylvester guy marry and have two kids as a prisoner?[/size]

e be like say na footballers dem must marry for dem family

Thandolwethu:
Our president has sent in the Army to stop the riots and attacks.

Unlike Jonathan who cant send in the army to stop boko haram

Babe!


First....you are rude.

Second...let me correct an erroneous impression of yours. if MTN and Shoprite close down....there will be job losses so also will be revenue losses for MTN & Shoprite...other retail outlets will come in and grow faster since there is a market already.


Third, you insinuate crimes to foreigners like South Africans don't commit same...

During my last visit to Gauteng , the white South African hotel owner took me on a tour and was lamenting how the black South Africans have destroyed jbourg with criminal activities hence the need to develop Santon.

Social media isn't blowing anything out of proportion. Most of you have a very wrong mindset that needs to change...we Nigerians accommodate you, why cant you accommodate others...

Going ahead to kill your visitors show you are worse than these so called criminals but more barbaric and crude!

Na how many top commanders una go kill...tell us when you get shekau joor

[size=18pt]Lol...PDP...opposition party politics...[/size]

y that guy dey raise hand up na...him dey lead dem for praise worship ni?

lol....see criminal...con dey lie upon him dead brother...

adorablepepple:
What is this kwa Hian

sup wiv u?

[size=28pt]Has anyone noticed that in all the OP posted that there is not any emphasis on Jesus Christ or his message? Selah[/size]

Noooooooooooo













Its an invitation for a recruitment test...

Bifwoli:
CNN interviews a former coup plotter and dictator who has morphed into a fake democrat.

Gen Buhari will turn out to be a big disappointment.

Chai....see Orubebe in the making....

where irunobo dey? did they copy you in this memo?



na joke i dey joke o...