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[size=18pt]Who has a clipper....?



































Pls give it to this guy for Armpit's sakes!![/size]

[size=18pt]Apart from the fact that the figures this article is quoting is extremely innacurate...Total Upstream is only second to mobil and is not on the list. entry level in Total gets like N1million per MONTH. go find out![/size]

OMO...the thing true o...

Monday pickin...

This mandilax pple wicked o...see as them open dem dbanj and co yansh? so na 6k dem dbanj buy those bling blings?



http://www.mandilax.com/?s=jesus&post_type=product

[size=18pt]Everybody carry mike for stage OBO carry cup of wine? who tell you say him perform?[/size]

RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will register a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!

love the write up especially the spice of humor. Nice!

onila:


as far as the old lady is fine, shes now a milf

I dont know abt you guys
I dont find old men attractive

I can screw them but not kiss them, ewww

I find my secondary school owners husband attractive hmmm

I think I find old black men attractive but not old white men

onila...pls marry meee....

dickrider:



How i wish Jonah can just retaliate by banning SA citizens and businesses here too. Their govt body language clearly supports xenophobia. which sane country will choose to deport foreigners when its citizens are killing them and their king told them to leave?

Hey babe...hows u?





to the topic...this is senseless...the timing is soo wrong. seems the SA govt is more concerned about apeasing its xenophobic citizens than the international community and foreign nationals that have been killed...who wants to go to SA sef?


Me i have stopped paying my dstv subscription...yall had better join me...


Let them know the strength Nigeria has in numbers!

its possible...not all surgeries require complete anasthesia

[size=18pt]i dont get it...how did that sylvester guy marry and have two kids as a prisoner?[/size]

e be like say na footballers dem must marry for dem family

Thandolwethu:
Our president has sent in the Army to stop the riots and attacks.

Unlike Jonathan who cant send in the army to stop boko haram

Babe!


First....you are rude.

Second...let me correct an erroneous impression of yours. if MTN and Shoprite close down....there will be job losses so also will be revenue losses for MTN & Shoprite...other retail outlets will come in and grow faster since there is a market already.


Third, you insinuate crimes to foreigners like South Africans don't commit same...

During my last visit to Gauteng , the white South African hotel owner took me on a tour and was lamenting how the black South Africans have destroyed jbourg with criminal activities hence the need to develop Santon.

Social media isn't blowing anything out of proportion. Most of you have a very wrong mindset that needs to change...we Nigerians accommodate you, why cant you accommodate others...

Going ahead to kill your visitors show you are worse than these so called criminals but more barbaric and crude!

Na how many top commanders una go kill...tell us when you get shekau joor

[size=18pt]Lol...PDP...opposition party politics...[/size]

y that guy dey raise hand up na...him dey lead dem for praise worship ni?

lol....see criminal...con dey lie upon him dead brother...

adorablepepple:
What is this kwa Hian

sup wiv u?

[size=28pt]Has anyone noticed that in all the OP posted that there is not any emphasis on Jesus Christ or his message? Selah[/size]

Noooooooooooo













Its an invitation for a recruitment test...

Bifwoli:
CNN interviews a former coup plotter and dictator who has morphed into a fake democrat.

Gen Buhari will turn out to be a big disappointment.

Chai....see Orubebe in the making....

where irunobo dey? did they copy you in this memo?



na joke i dey joke o...

nice

[size=18pt]See them....just hours after victory at the polls,...dem don dey divide nigeria like say na will....




Anyway, Fashola for Minister of Works/Infrastructure
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Ekiti state
APC =120331
PDP =176446

ogun state..
PDP = 207,950
APC = 308,290

Enugu State
APC =14,157
PDP =553, 003


Kogi state
APC =264,851
PDP =149,987

Osun state
APC =383,603
PDP =249,929

Ondo state
APC =299,889
PDP =251,368

FCT
APC =146,399
PDP =157,195

Oyo state
APC =528,620
PDP =303,376

Nasarawa state
APC =236,838
PDP =273,460

Kano state
APC =1,903,999
PDP =215,779

Jigawa state
APC =885,988
PDP =142,904

Kastina state
APC =1,345,441
PDP =98,937

Kwara state
APC =302,146
PDP =132,602

Kaduna state
APC =1, 127, 760
PDP =484, 085

Anambra state
APC =17,926
PDP =660,762

Abia state
APC =13,394
PDP =368,303

Akwa ibom state
APC =58,411
PDP =953,304

Imo state
APC = 133,253
PDP = 559,185

Plateau state
APC = 429,140
PDP = 549,615

Ebonyi state
APC =19,518
PDP =323,653

Niger state
Apc - 657678
Pdp - 149222


Lagos State
APC 792,460
PDP 632,327

Bayelsa State
APC 5,194
PDP 361,209

Gombe State
APC 361,245
PDP 96,873

Cross River
APC- 28,368
PDP 414,863

Rivers
APC- 69,238
PDP- 1,487,075

Adamawa
APC 374,701
PDP 251,664

Zamfara State
APC: 612, 202
PDP: 144,833

Kebi State
APC 567,883
PDP 100,972

Benue state
APC =373,961
PDP =303,737

Bauchi state
APC =931,598
PDP =86,085

Yobe state
APC =446,265
PDP =25,526

Taraba state
APC =208,469
PDP =286,869

Edo state
APC: 208,469
PDP: 286,869

[size=18pt]And this guy is a former minister?




Jeeeeeeeeez![/size]


Meanwhile...moving on from the idio.t...


Ekiti state
APC =120331
PDP =176446

ogun state..
PDP = 207,950
APC = 308,290

Enugu State
APC =14,157
PDP =553, 003

Kogi state
APC =264,851
PDP =149,987

Osun state
APC =383,603
PDP =249,929

Ondo state
APC =299,889
PDP =251,368

FCT
APC =146,399
PDP =157,195

Oyo state
APC =528,620
PDP =303,376

Nasarawa state
APC =236,838
PDP =273,460

Kano state
APC =1,903,999
PDP =215,779

Jigawa state
APC =885,988
PDP =142,904

Kastina state
APC =1,345,441
PDP =98,937

Kwara state
APC =302,146
PDP =132,602

Kaduna state
APC =1, 127, 760
PDP =484, 085

Anambra state
APC =17,926
PDP =660,762

Abia state
APC =13,394
PDP =368,303

Akwa ibom state
APC =58,411
PDP =953,304

Imo state
APC = 133,253
PDP = 559,185

Plateau state
APC = 429,140
PDP = 549,615

Ebonyi state
APC =19,518
PDP =323,653

Niger state
Apc - 657678
Pdp - 149222


Lagos State
APC 792,460
PDP 632,327


Bayelsa State
APC 5,194
PDP 361,209


Gombe State
APC 361,245
PDP 96,873


Cross River
APC- 28,368
PDP 414,863

Rivers
APC- 69,238
PDP- 1,487,075

Adamawa
APC 374,701
PDP 251,664

Zamfara State
APC: 612, 202
PDP: 144,833

Kebi State
APC 567,883
PDP 100,972

Benue state
APC =373,961
PDP =303,737

Bauchi state

APC =931,598
PDP =86,085

Yobe state
APC =446,265
PDP =25,526

Taraba state
APC =208,469
PDP =286,869

Edo state
APC: 208,469
PDP: 286,869

Taraba State
APC: 261,326
PDP: 310800

Ol boy...see as only Kano change equation?

Dimples192:
This is my type

Where are you finding them

seems am your type...wats ur mail addy?>

[size=18pt]ol boy! see the number of pple viewing this topic....no be small thing....[/size]


Meanwhile...


EKITI
PDP -176,476
APC- 120, 331

OGUN

APC 308,290
PDP 207 950

ENUGU
APC 14,157
PDP 553, 003


KOGI
APC 264,851
PDP 149,987

OSUN
APC 383,603
PDP 249,929

ONDO
APC 299,889
PDP 251,368

FCT
APC 146,399
PDP 157,195

OYO
APC 528,620
PDP 303,376

NASARAWA
APC 236, 838
PDP 273, 467

rokiatu:
Africans and our complaining attitude jeeezz.

[size=18pt]i dont get u...so if an artiste does not perform well after people pay to see him...they shud just keep quiet?


a similar scenario is in football...the best player in the world ronaldo gets boos from crowd wen he doesnt play well....thats how it shd be...u re who u re becos these people pay their hard earned money to see u do wat u do well..and if u dont perform ...u shd be blasted...imagine u go to a petrol station to buy fuel and they sell u fuel mixed with water...u wont complain...becos u re african?


common rokiatu...i would have blasted you o...if not for the respect i have for your bum bum.... [/size]

In Mortal Combat's voice.....



Gen. Buhari...by this time tomorow...'Finish him!' (GeJ)......


Fatality!!!....