₦airaland Forum

lorRhyMeZ:
I don't think dats an erection pls..I think its what soccer players call protective cups..it is used to protect d pelvic region as well as d dic.k from harm when playing soccer.

Moreover av seen countless players in d epl with same thing.

abegi! dts not true jo..

fattybombom:
is Ronaldo gay? I mean what was he thinking? having an erection while playing with his fellow men.

his mind might not be with his 'fellow men'...

omenka:
Lol. Haba bros, wetin Buhari get to do with this one??

its an APC state...

hatux:
Op' what do you mean by is it turn off or turn on? No one will prolly like that*an erection on pitch* HELL NO!

lol.

JeffreyJamez:
That's not an erection!

lol. you dey mind Nairaland language?


But in a way, its true sha...the 'E.rection' is standing at 'attention!'

Mack3N:
how on earth is that supposed to be an erection.......if you call that an erection,then you obviously have a weak erection

if yours stand more dan dat...i pity ur girlfriend/wife...

jnrbayano:
22-players

corrected.

rubey:
If this is it, then I am nowhere close to being a wife material

sup rubey...

[size=24pt]Never knew she was dat old o....@ 70 she still makes some small nairaland boys wish they were her sugar sons...[/size]

poise20:
I can't imagine the number of women all over the world that must have masturbated while holding up this picture.

lol...did u notice they all went quiet...

badassProdigy:

do u mind removing that pix pls?

Goal Keepers

Oliver Khan: Germany & Bayern


Defender (Centre half)

Paolo Maldini: Italy and AC Milan
Jaap Stam: Holland and Man Utd
Carles Puyol: Spain and Barcelona
Rio Ferdinand: England and Leeds/man utd


Defender (fullbacks)

Roberto Carlos: Brazil and R.Madrid
Dani Alves: Brazil and Barcelona
Lilian Thuram: France and Juventus

Midfielder (Defensive/Central/Attacking/winger)

Diego Maradona: Argentina and Narcelona/napoli
Claude Makelele: France and Real Madrid
Zinedine Zidane: France and R.Madrid
Xavi: Spain and Barcelona
Iniesta: Spain and Barcelona
Pirlo: Italy and juventus
Rivaldo: Brazil and Barcelona
Ronaldinho:Brazil and Barcelona



Striker

Ronaldo De Lima: Brazil and R.Madrid
Jurgen Klinsmann: Germany and Tottenham
Lionel Messi: Argentina and Barcelona
Christiano Ronaldo: Portugal and Real Madrid
Thiery Henry: France and Arsenal/Barcelona
Samuel Etoo: Cameroon and Barcelona


Coach

Sucess001: Nigeria & Nairaland FC


Started watching football around 1988

MoneyGreen:
if to say you be babe now I for collect ur pin

heheheheheheh...bad boi...

MoneyGreen:
I'm a straight guy o

e better....

MoneyGreen:
Seeing this pics my prick just stand *runs out*

i dey suspect you!

whizjay:
Hmmmm.......


See what the "love" and "passion" for football can cause!!


...

hehehehehehehehe

MisterLongman:
How can that be intentional when he is not watching porn on the field
of play....
He must have a high level of testosterone jam-packed in his scrotum.
I think that's what charges and gingers him while playing especially when he is about to take a free kick

or maybe taking a freekick makes him feel like he is about to er...em...

Akshow:
u opened d thread, check d pix in question and den start forming wan yeye homophobic. Swerve one side abeg. Going by ur logic, U are interested in manly things that's y u open the thread in d first place.

no mind the yeye guy

I 've often wondered if he does this intentionally especially when his statute also has an erection...


The question then is for the ladies...is this a turn off or a turn on?

[size=24pt]lol...see the guys dey discuss motors wey dem dey only see for television...


see the babes sef dey talk wen be say ordinary okada dem bobo no get...issokai o...[/size]

even though lamido belongs to the pdp...he is one person that speaks with wisdom.

[size=26pt]in the second photo...isnt that APC registration form near the phones?[/size]

[size=26pt]Scam! am sure the gun shots have died down...abi no be stand the other guys wey dey him back stand so?[/size]

[size=24pt]Poor men...your riches shouldn't be in these vain displays but how many lives you have used your wealth to touch...


later when a fellow artiste is sick and needs help, some of them will be claiming they are broke...[/size]

soulglo:
I like the top one better though it should have been tailored for a better fit. the second one was tailored to fit but I don't like it around the shoulders

finally!

[size=24pt]and some of those 30 go dey Nairaland o...[/size]

In a strongly worded response to the allegations that it was being used by President Goodluck Jonathan to subvert the wishes of Nigerians to go to the polls, the Nigerian military has told former President Olusegun Obasanjo that his conduct of recent falls far below expected standard.
It said the conduct of Obasanjo of recent has become an embarrassment to the military that he ought to represent.

In the reaction posted on its blog: www.defenceinfo.mil.ng, the Defence Headquarters said Obasanjo should by now have realised that the military he left behind years back had developed far better than he left it.

Obasanjo had last week criticised President Jonathan, accusing him of using the military to subvert the wishes of Nigerians to have the general elections as scheduled.

He said the position of the military that it could not guarantee the security of lives and property during the elections was a shame to the military institution.

He said if it was not possible for the military to crush the Boko Haram insurgency in six years, he does not see it doing it in six weeks.

He said the plot was to use the Service Chiefs to achieve tenure extension for President Jonathan.

But in its reaction on Monday, the military said: “Much as the military desires to respect the old General and his views, it has become necessary to point out that his conduct and unguarded utterances of late has fallen short of the standard of discipline expected of an individual who has had the privilege of service in the military and risen to the status of a General.

“The behavior of retired General (Chief) Obasanjo has been so unbecoming and continues to constitute a serious embarrassment to the military before all who have reasonably and rightly adjudged the essence of military background in terms of the high value and standard it tends to contribute to statesmanship.

“We feel constrained to remind the old General that the world has moved beyond that parochial and self-adulating reasoning and mindset which he seems stuck to.

“Indeed, he needs to be told that by virtue of their better training, exposure, education, assessment and environment, the military personnel of today are already far beyond his level in their appreciation of democracy and its indispensability for the stable and prosperous society which Nigerians cherish.”

The military advised Obasanjo to retrace his steps and follow the path of honour.
The full statement reads: “The Defence Headquarters has noted the remarks of a former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo as reported in the media stating his views on perceived state of the armed forces and the roles being allegedly played by the military in the nation’s political process in recent times. The leadership and cross section of the military believes that the former President and retired General has every right to be interested in the actions and fate of the military. Hence, his views like many others will continue to be accorded the well-deserved attention. It is however noteworthy that most of his utterances lately indicate an attitude of playing to the gallery or indulging in politicization of serious national security or military affairs.
“For instance, the comments credited to Chief Obasanjo alleging that the postponement of the General Elections was to enable President Jonathan to use the Service Chiefs to plot a tenure extension is to say the least, very surprising. It is surprising indeed, considering the fact that the retired General chose to ignore the clarification and emphatic assurances of non-partisanship of the military as declared in a DHQ statement on the position of the Armed Forces in the ongoing political activities. His motive as usual remains unknown but it is certainly less than noble or well intentioned. We dare say again that Chief Obasanjo’s assertions are false.
“Much as the military desires to respect the old General and his views, it has become necessary to point out that his conduct and unguarded utterances of late has fallen short of the standard of discipline expected of an individual who has had the privilege of service in the military and risen to the status of a General. The behavior of retired General (Chief) Obasanjo has been so unbecoming and continues to constitute a serious embarrassment to the military before all who have reasonably and rightly adjudged the essence of military background in terms of the high value and standard it tends to contribute to statesmanship.
“We feel constrained to remind the old General that the world has moved beyond that parochial and self-adulating reasoning and mindset which he seems stuck to. Indeed, he needs to be told that by virtue of their better training, exposure, education, assessment and environment, the military personnel of today are already far beyond his level in their appreciation of democracy and its indispensability for the stable and prosperous society which Nigerians cherish.
“In this instance, the military wishes to inform the retired General, that the institution which he bequeathed to the nation has certainly developed beyond how he left it. The Nigerian military is now better placed to strive for the maintenance of the legacies and ethos of service, valour, subordination to constituted authorities, and nonpartisan commitment to duty and fatherland. It has to be restated that the military as an institution, is neither as inept in the discharge of its duties, nor is it being misused for political ends in the manner the retired General Obasanjo who was also a former President has possibly been made to believe.
“Indeed, the system now strongly believes in Democracy as well as its structures and institutions to the extent that it will do nothing whatsoever to undermine or truncate the steady growth and development of the nation’s democracy. The military will remain professional as it keeps doing its best along with others to ensure adequate security and defence of the nation’s territorial integrity in this auspicious period in the country.
“The Defence Headquarters will like to encourage Chief Obasanjo to be genuinely interested in the growth and sustenance of Nigeria’s democratic credentials. He is also enjoined to endeavor to improve in his understanding of intricate issues and try to encourage the military rather than continue with this tendency to indulge in imputation of ulterior motives to every effort, all for the purpose of discrediting well thought out policies or decisions related to the military’s roles in the polity. The support of all well-meaning elderly Nigerians remains vital in the onerous duty of working for the stability, defence, and peace of our country under duly constituted authorities in a democratic environment.”[/size]

[size=22pt]Her reply was either

1. 'Short Time' or 'Till daybreak?' or
2. 'How much you go pay'


Dts assuming shez a naija babe o[/size]

voltron:
.. and you dey register business.. chai!

ehn..how dt one take affect the matter wey dey ground?

voltron:
JB is trippin on this native.. NLer just bought an aba-made akpoche

Wetin this one dey talk...?

Creamish:
It's more like... Whose tailor sewed it better .. lolz



D winner is def Joseph Benjamin!

lol

mirexxx:
I can see riches written all over u boy!

lol...no mind am