You can't be serious!

lalaosky:

chai..sucezTP, ask ogugua and every NL girl except, ayam the only living virgin dead or alive..i swear with itsmodella's bloomers

aahhhaahh..so, itsmodella's bloomers have suddenly become 'ogun' abi! Why not swear with your key holder or laptop charger!

You, calling yourself a virgin where onila dey...., you must be kidding!

Oahray: Thank you jare. Oya drop your VN

My free MB yaf finish and the money i'm gonna use to buy recharge card yaf jaat..

lalaosky:

ayam a virgin ask ogugua

ahahhh..ayam laughing you! So, you still call yourself a virgin after listening to those voices! Even the god of eleweomo knows you are lieing!

Btw, ogugua has a very nice voice there!

lalaosky:

awwhray is as guilty as charged

you too joor...don't pretend!

Cheii...hear voices ! The ministry is moving...i can see some guys wan.kin.g on top imagination..
No be small thing o..

Lol..
Nairalanders with val palava sha!
On that day, my daily routine is what i'm expecting....sleep, do my house chores,...to my office, nap(if need be),..to church, eat...
Ordinary texts msg go do me..OPARI!

Swit Ayi: Mtn pulse 10mb

me too!

THIS IS A VERY VERY SENSIBLE AND USEFUL WRITE UP!
KUDOS..!!! But, easier said than done! Especially No 5, for people who think change is constant!

Nothing!...just like a normal day to me, for now jare! I'm hoping for better plans when i'm fully settled.....!

I think Muyiwa Ademola comes first, followed by Femi branch, odunlade Adekola....
Btw, why didn't you add Taiwo Hassan (ogogo)!

I think she should go back to that hospital, where she was first treated.., to receive full treatment for malaria and typhoid fever..
Also, tell her to chew bitter-leaf plant(Vernonia amygdalina) and lets see how it goes!

Nope! But, it's better to make hay while the sun shines!

Nigeria we hail thee
our own dear native land!

Yessss..keep moving! I believe you will make us proud!

Aaaahhhh, thank you jare! The assignment has been submitted!
I wanted fast responses that was why i typed it that way!

NL no dey freak me like before thatz why i don't come around often!

Keshi plsssss..Nigeria is gonna win the trophy but, don't even think of resigning when it happens!

I will move closer to her, wrap her with my bed-spread and take her to the nearest museum for display!

Just last week, i left my village with the help of my uncle, for lag, with some clothes. Now that i'm in lag, you know i need to look good, since my uncle insisted i always follow him to office, but i can't combine colors when it comes to dressing!

Kasala fighters, i'm calling on you to help me before kasala go burst!

My best...biology, agricultural science, mathematics,introductory technology (theory aspects but hate the practicals..)
My worst.....english language, geography, chemistry..

And what's the name of the company?

My good deeds, hardwork,..been respectful,...
Besides, a friend of mine, 3 days ago, said i have a photographic brain. I wouldn't know if thats true sha..

Hmmmn..i'm coming lemme go and piss!

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Shuo!!! Things are happening on NL o..i never knew we now have a crusade/ revival section..
This is unbelievable!
For the female version, i'm saying a very thunderous AMEN!

The news is everywhere, but i don't think its real because their e-mail keeps bouncing back my CV after sending for like 3 times..

BABA FLOMII: Only professional course counts...MEDICINE,LAW,PHARMACY nd so on

Pharmacy?! You must be kidding!
Its a course you can establish a biz on..
@ op..no course is a waste of time as far as am concerned! So far a biology graduate can work in a bank so, what are we now saying!

LOL!
Funny question...i'm sure a guy only does that for show off not caring if units is there or not...

..being a christian has really added values to my life, especially when i'm with my ''second parents''.
I appreciate christianity more, whenever i'm with this family of God!
Btw, i'm not so good at winning souls for christ but, most people i knw actually came to my church because of my good deeds!

SELFWORTH: OP is now the expert on single-Dom.

God help us. There are weddings every weekend in Nigeria and there will be many more in future.

Life is a phase and everyone needs to pass through their own phase. Part of that is being single. Being single is not a terminal thing.

Good of you jare..

bennyraz: and for those of you that exhibit some of these traits and you're still living in denial claiming your Boyfriend love's you.. well sissy, Guys are very very strange o especially when it comes to the issue of marriage o.. say i follow you dey do boyfriend and girlfriend no mean say I go marry you O!!!

LOL..
Cele ntan e, o n tan abela..(cele dey deceive you, you sef dey light candle)..
I have my personal ways of handling situations, so, i don't need to read your write up before knowing what to do...

aglomar: I'm sorry 4 u. OP is telling u how 2 get (happily) married but u r taking it 4 granted. I hope u don't harken to d nuggets above @ 40

And how is that your biz?! Abegii, leave talk jare..
Its my man's biz not yours!