Using the law of BODMAS, multiplication comes before addition so: 40+40*0+1= 41.

Rooneyboy:

u aren't the only one crying dear, can't believe I have tears rolling freely .

.... Again, u' 've got a lovely profile pic

Ehya! Infact, I've forgotten my profile pix sef....had to confirm .
Thanks man!

This is so so sad! Rest in perfect peace Ma. You were such a great woman! The kind of love and care you gave that man showed how much you love your profession. I wonder what would have happened if you had allowed that man to leave the hospital that day. Continue to rest in the bossom of our Lord Jesus christ, till we meet and depart no more.*crying*

That day mumsy went for a function, and told me to cook stew before she comes. I was helping her in the shop, and at same time cooking the stew. I cooked the stew for one hour and later added fish. I waited for another one hour after adding the fish, and at a point I exhausted the kerosene. Then I rushed down to the shop to collect more kerosene cos I was thinking the stew was not done yet. My people, after 3 hours sha, I went in to check the delicious stew, cos I had it on mind to impress my mum. Behold, it became burnt offering. Thank God iya Quadri sells pepper, and iya Queen sells fish. I locked the shop and had to get those items before mumsy was back. She came back and wanted shouting on me, but before she could say 'Jack Robinson' I showed her what I bought, and even at that she shouted, but not much sha. Hmmmmm! I for hear weeeeeennn dat day o.

"Aso'ro maa ye"

Wow! I love this..so cool! Hmmmmmmmmn

I was here on 2nd August, 2014. "She yawns and goes back to sleep"

I pray he gets well soon..

Noted!

I will never forget then at school, when I was in SSS2. There was a guy that was asking me out then, so on my birthday he bought me Mcvitie's biscuit, venus hair relaxer, hair cream with body cream. On that day, I thought of how to take those things home without my parents' knowlegde and finally decided to give the items to my mum, on behalf of the guy, to give my twin brothers. Btw, I ate the biscuit, but forgot to remove the hair relaxer before givin others to Mum. Mumsi collected the items from me, but when she saw the relaxer she was like, 'don't tell me this relaxer is also meant for your brothers!' Then I became confused and started looking like moro.n.

Ermm..I'm lost!..thought I wrote comment on this thread na..the lines here are very interesting o
Not like that one that said I'm his aeroplane flying in the sky, abi how he take talk am sef!
Kudos!

Good write-up! Interesting..

Yegbee! See beautiful lines..can't believe what I'm seeing o! Btw, where were those lines in 1880s when my man was wooing me. Ah, lai lai I must do ''tun migbe'' tonit. Still counting sha..lemme siddon watch till I finish my free MB.

That ant that stung me in my eye two days ago..

I don't know for them o..instead of them to have settled their creditors around july or august and prepare against december, they won't! Why do they have to wait till september when their blood pressure increase before they could pay their debts!

My impressions about this thread changed, immediately I started reading the comments. Now, I know I'm serving God because I love him!

That's one of the causes of hepatitis A..

I wouldn't want my room mate to finish the food mumsi gave me to school, so I did prefer living alone.., but when it comes to doing house chores alone, I always pity maself.

Good one! The ministry is moving fine..

#team# siddon look!

Hmmn! Tell them o, but that NO 7 is totally out of it for me. Now, for NO 8 don't be surprised to see yourself not performing to expection when you finally settled for marriage because thatz gonna reduce your urge for intimacy and one might develop a problem that has to do with errection.

No money for DSTV, but I really enjoyed watching GOTV in this late hours of the night sha.

ladyinred: Staying faithful in a relationship is not a difficult thing if you set ur mind to it. I've bn with my bf for nearly 5yrs now (part of it long dist relationship), and I've neva cheated- for me, it's a matter of principle. There are no lasting gains in cheating; whatever benefits there are, are usually short-term leaving regrets and disappointments in it's wake.

Good one!

tpacalipse: I am a faithful man. I dated my wife for 8 years b4 finally marrying are. We married without intimate activities b4 marriage. Yes! Married as virgins! I was faithful, and still, I am, not because I love my wife, but because I am partly selfish. I love myself to the extent that the only thing I see is peril if I get involved with any woman. I have worked hard to make a little for myself, and I am making sure adultery will not take anything from me. I don't give out to ladies, even if a lady is dying in my presence, I won't part with anything. The only one who has been able to put up with my craps is my wife, but I keep wondering how and why I love her so much, since I find it extremely difficult to have feelings for ladies.

Good one! When both patners are faithful in a relationship, building a successful marriage will not be difficult. Though, it takes grace of God..!

I feel good and relaxed jare. Na my fault say i no no the answer to the question abi make i kill myself?! A student might be brilliant, but not intelligent enough to answer a particular question at the exact time. So, it is an opportunity for me to learn more!

Nice write up, though!
But don't you think its necessary to go for a medical laboratory test to check for any form of infection when the discharge becomes severe?! And by the way, the normal pH of the ge.ni.tal tract is between 3.5- 4.5 because when too acidic, it becomes hostile to the sperms and they die half way. No fertilization will occur, and this gives rise to infertility.

tunesoft: Wats strange about imperforate anus...a congenital anomaly that can. Be corrected by surgery...finis. Oga ooo

yeah, that's congenital anomaly! It could be caused by Toxoplasmosis and as well be corrected. This is why pregnant women are adviced to screen for TORCHS (Toxoplasmosis, Rubella, Cytomegalovirus, Herpes simplex, Syphilis), Oral Glucose Tolerance Test(OGTT) because they've been known to cause malformations, deformities.... in foetus. May God heal her and provide for her parents.

Even HBV has been known to cause intra uterine fetal death for the pregnant women. The only help you can render to yourself is to get the tests done for HBsAg, HBsAb, HBeAg, HBeAb, antiHBe. Now, if it happens they are negative, ask for the HBV vaccine called ENGERIX B. For pregnant women, ensure that your baby is vaccinated immediately after delivery to avoid death....

I preferred ''overall'' massage, cooking my breakfast, lunch and dinner, opening the entrance and exit doors, laying the bed for me and other stuffs..
I'm just the lazy type that needs pampering alot.
Oh! The thread is meant for guys, sorry!

If, as a lady, you have Rhesus 'D' NEGATIVE as your Rhesus type, with regards to your blood group which can either be ''O+ve or O-ve, A+ve or A-ve, B+ve or B-ve, AB+ve or AB-ve'', where the -ve and +ve are the rhesus types. Now, you must be careful about the kind of man you'll get married to.


Firstly, it is either you go for a man having Rhesus 'D' NEGATIVE to avoid medical complications, such as still birth, re-occurrence abortion, miscarriage, during delivery or, you go for a man with Rhesus 'D' POSITIVE and have your rhesus titre done every two weeks during pregnancy and while ovulating. If, after doing the rhesus titre, the concentration increases then, you receive ''RHOGAM'' injection to avoid medical complications.

THIS IS ONLY APPLICABLE TO WOMEN NOT MEN.

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Its really cool here..that kind of weather that cools the brain after having a sleepless night. Glad i'm at work already, i for sleep for house all through the day!
..feel like going into the rain to play!