Ok, i won't lie!
I worked in a school as a teacher, after i finished secondary school, and earned ₦2,775 as my first salary..yes! I first removed my tithe and then, gave the remaining to mumsi..
My salary was increased to ₦3,775 the following month..
After then, i almost finished every goods in mumsi's shop..from her drinks to provisions, food stuffs...
Walai, she vex gave me my money back..

greatgod2012: 1. To my best knowledge, he is faithful to me, so, one good turn deserve another, and even, if he is d type dt does, two wrongs can never make a right.
2. Fornication/adultery/marital cheating is bad, d lord frowns at it i cant do it, i fear God's wrath.
3. I cant imagine myself unclading myself b4 another man, hhhmmm, its nauseating!
4. No other man is worthy to see my unclothedness again. I am committed to my marriage.

God bless you!

POTUT: For me, I don't find any other woman sexually worthy anymore. An ex once tried to chat me up two weeks after my wedding and I turned get flat down, even though she was very good when it was going...perhaps the best, but a strong canceling anchor hooked me when I said "...I do".
Paper attraction and first looks will always be there...but a sixth sense should hold everyone back, because when you look back after the act, you'll truly feel worthless inside, even if you don't show it.
Couples who cheat on themselves simply take their marriage for granted.

Hmmn..
Good point!

Elegant

honeric01:

But the man said the wife was the boss of the house na

He only said that, 'let your wife be the boss'' while ann said ''we don't have bosses........don't hold grudges..
That implies that they both work hands in hands for the betterment of their marriage..and i can also say that, they never allowed ''ego'' to be the basis of their marriage..

I couldn't read through out the page but, i learnt these from the little i was able to read..

''there are so many things in a life time that can make you very very happy and very very sad but, if you can do it together, then its happiness.''

''you know what your committments are and you try to live by them and understand one another. If you don't hold a grudge you can face anything''

Those are the words of encouragement i cherished in their marriage.. I will come back and read others..

@mondi-cheeks..i understood your point perfectly..Even my dad does same thing. He did wash his clothes himself. Not because my mum or myself can't help him do that but, he sees it as a way to assist in doing house chores..its no biggie so far its not done in an aggressive way..

honeypie311:
hw nairaland change words attimes could be ridiculous. I wrote €ro.t.ic not intimate

I couldn't watch the video too but, i watched it when it was presented on the TV..her dancing step was sensual not er.ot.ic..
Never mind nairalanders, although we all speak wisdom from different directions..

Emma.UG:
and u wil be pround of dis kind of husband

Proud of wetin!
Who told you i'm proud of that man..
I shall never treat my husband like that..its a taboo
btw, if you are opportuned to ask that man what went wrong, he will tell you he actually did that for the fun of it..don't conclude by saying, he has been charmed by his wife..

marshal4us:
Be specific, one what did u recieve last week?

Lol..
Must you know everything?! I can receive whatever i like from my man..
Btw, the topic says boyfrnd substitute with pix and there is a pix of pillow cuddling its girlfriend. Now, relate it with what i received last week..

I hope that person who owns the thread ''characteristics of an ideal man'' sees this!
This is a good definition of an ideal and good husband..LOL..
Hmmm, wetin person no go see..

ayobase:

Why don't u like surprises?

Ah, lai lai o..i dislike surprises baaaje..
The last surprise package i received was full of cockroaches. Who knows! It might be snake this time and i don't want to die young oo..

mojounited:

Some Abokis nor wan know that one na.. Or have you forgotten our distinguished Ex Senator's 13 y/o wife...?

Yeah, i know its common among the abokis..its their culture..
But, anyone who does that must be out of his mind!

A message to God..

ayobase:

You might be wrong after all!

Lol..
In the book of ONILA, it says and i quote '' Nigerian girls no point of sleeping around if you are from a good background or a middle class home. Be contented with what you have..
So, go and cuddle your lady while i cuddle my man..no CHEATING..LOL..

Sike: Gawd! I suppose marry that girl. Who sabi her phone number abeg?

Aaaaaaah! A girl, old enough to be your grand child!
Daddy that's child abuse o..

Jglad: a die n also 3 seeds of ludo and i once swallowd a stone..wen playin wit sand,no b my fault!

This same thing happened to my younger brother, long time ago, when i was playing ludo with a friend..
He was forced to poo, just like baba suwe's case, and i removed it since i couldn't afford to buy another dice..

ayobase:

Come let me cuddle you....Im better than that pillow!

Hunhun! Don't cuddle me joor!
Its my man's own i want, i don't need an assistance fiance.
He alone owns my thing...
Besides, i just received one last week..

Enoquin: Cute girl with coordinated dance moves for a girl of her age...Nigeria's really got talent

Exactly..
I watched the girl dancing steps yesterday and wished she was mine..
I love the way she dances..

Which kain pillow be dis...
That nonsense pillow can never cuddle me the way my man does..
I prefer missing him while away to buying that useless pillow..
God forbid bad thing..
I dey vex o...

dominique: Nict writeup tho I don't totally agree. Some people don't have the advantage of a caring partner and if you overeat and the foetus gets too big, you could have compliations during delivery. No 10 got me cracking

Of course..!

Blendy77: Lolz. Really funny. You took ur time to do this research or u're talking from experience? Most of the points are true but not all of them!

Yeah, right!

LOL..
Indeed funny..!
Infact, i'm still laughing.

LMAO..
ONILAAAA OOOO..
Funny girl..
And pls, don't forget to tell Nigerian men too...open another thread for that...

Those dayz, if mumsi refused to buy me the one on the left side, i won't go to schl, make my hair, play with her.......

Now, this is a sign of the end time!
The love of joke depreciates, jokers repeat jokes, while viewers grumble...
Hmmm!Na real wa o..

Its quite unfortunate that, i couldn't make it up to the end of the show..
Onyiye ws such a smart and strong girl. I've been thinking she buried a charm that would make her come first, under her hair-style.
Anyways, congratulations to pascal..i just hope its not a planned work..
Shuo!...₦9million, suv......

It got me laughing, the first time i read it...indeed funny!
He must have given it to the only educated person at his village, to write for him, then..thank God he applied for security guard!

I really appreciate my parents for giving me these kind of names..
I am always happy with my names..

3. Finish food first b4 eating the meat.

4. Put tea or water and sugar in d freezer to turn to ice block and call it ice cream.

6. Write ur name on a piece of paper and slot it inside ur pen 4 identification.

I wore it too, including trekers sandals....

solidbroda: My little nephew saw a lightning, and the next thing He asked me was "Why is Jesus Bringing Light?" I laughed tire

LOL..
Same thing happened to my kid brother. He saw lightening and started crying..i looked into his eyes n asked what went wrong. His response was '' aunt mi, the world will end today so, lets start confessing our sins because God will soon come down to take us away. Then, i laughed and told him, its about to rain, get set!