Interesting....

Hmmmm. Amazing! God be praised. She will surely conceive. Don't forget to share the testimony with us here when it happens.

And the queen of comedy is Funke Akindele.

What category does the guys with "long neck" falls in? Whenever a lady comments on a thread the first thing they do, is to check her profile and tell her how beautiful or less beautiful she is, and also pm her immediately.
Also, those guys with multiple usernames, that feel someone might have noticed them somehow, and immediately disguised by creating several other usernames.

funny! Lemme ask Onila. She should know better, since she's still a virgin.

MZdamola:
I honestly don't know them

Me too.

There was a time I bought beans from a food vendor on my street, and while eating I found sticks from "chewing stick" in the beans o. That was when I stopped buying foods from food vendors, but now erm erm erm.

funny!

Interesting...

Too many funny threads about men and ladies on NL these days.

kingstylo01:
1. Pillow fight
2. Hold her hand in the street.
3. Be initiative enough to always take her out on special days....
4. Open the car door for her.
5. Wash her clothes even when she didn't ask...
6. Buy her little things she adores like her favorite chocolate etc.
7. Help Her In The Kitchen.




Nice points @op, emusmith. But i think you are missing something which is:

8. Tell her everyday that you love her and remind her of how beautiful she is. Remember, women are moved by words!

Number 8 is so on point! I'm sure every woman loves to hear that from her husband, even as she grows old.

Hmmm, good to know you are now doing fine and enjoying your marriage. I have been a follower of all your threads from the start and now I know why you had to go through all those.....
Now that you know the truth, may God keep your marriage forever.

Superb!!!

Hmmm interesting...especially that first and last statement.

I can never be comfortable using tissue paper without water. Therefore I prefer soap and water to tissue paper.

Haba! Dance shouldn't be a challenge on your wedding day ke e!
Just go for cool songs like "Iyawo mi" by Timi Dakolo, "Komole" by Sean Tizzle, "Oruka" by Sunny Nneji, and so on. You don't need to take anything that will make you high, on that day before you dance. Just be yourself abeg.
Shake body wella..
If I hear say I and my man no dance on our wedding day ehn

I'm coming, lemme upload mine.

okirewaju:
With this kind of mindset I wonder how her marriage will eventually go.

Value your mother inlaw, I value mine so much and she pampers me in return.


Die ke! Mine is not young oh but she aint going anywhere, when she has not finished taking care of us. God will keep my both mothers for me.

Motherhood rocks

Sure...
Although I'm not married yet but I cherish, value my mother-in-law and father-in-law, just like I do with my parents. My heart prays for them everyday.

Interesting...though I have read it somewhere before.
Good write up

Nigeria my dear native land, what has come over you!
Chai! RIP to the dead.
"Olorun wo ile yii san, da ikoro duro"

Braggante:
Trust me, you will never be free until one of you leaves that office. Either you resign or she does, as long as you keep seeing each other, emotions will always run. Feelings will always breed.
I was in that situation once, once I left the office, the feelings died and I focused on what was important. Fortunately for me however I was/am not married. In your case, any rift with your wife, and she will be the first one you will call and spend time with, to the detriment of your marriage. It's a wasted venture cos ure not getting married to her neither are u leaving ur wife for her.
But oju to m'ora, ko le lo'un o m'ora mo. Once de be, forever de be. So leave her/get another job.
In the alternative, make sure she's hooked up. Scratch that. Ensure she's hooked up, and advise her on being faithful to her boyfriend. Both of you will need a lot of discipline for this to work.

In either case, commit yourself to loving your wife more. Make it a duty. Spend more time with your wife. Flaunt your wife and boast about her always. Splurge on her and always talk about how much you love her, even before your mistress. Ditch your mistress with excuses of having a romantic date with your wife. That way, the picture will get clearer. Spend all your money on your family, or family project, and when ure always broke cos of that, ull become unattractive to Ur mistress and she'll ditch u.
Cheers

One of the most sensible comments I have read on this thread, especially the last paragraph.
@ op someone suggested you go for deliverance at MFM, and get your self loosed from that bondage. Please, I love happy home, marriages and I hate hearing divorce stories. Don't allow your kids to become victims of broken home. DO AWAY WITH THAT YOUR MISTRESS COMPLETELY. May God help you.

Hmm interesting..

Lovely couple! May God bless your home. Happy married life.

My face is the prettiest of all..., and my name is not on that list.

This is serious.

Lovely couple! Lovely decorations! Yoruba wedding ceremonies, rock ojare. Happy married life! God bless your home.

Walaitallai, I did everything. I kept remembering how they all went, those days, as I read through. Fun!!

Lovely! Cute! Adorable!

christopher123:


some women are just terrible..they nag they cant cook decent food and dirty.you see them giving their kids plates to buy food.now they are in one party or anoter. they will prefer to buy aseobi than buy good foods for their kids...they have bleached to teeth their viens are green and strech mark on their booobs and toto will make it look like they fought leopard. you know bleached girls smell



now if u have this woman will u make luv to her...u cant be proud of her


she is a dsgrace


give me dizeani

Lolz...see vexation!
You are right sha! But, I think such a woman should be called to attention. Let her know where she's gone wrong cos she might have been seeing it as a normal thing. Some women don't care as long as their husbands are not complaining about those things.
I once heard of a man who saw a lady with a nice hair- do and approached her immediately to ask where she styled her hair, so that he could take his wife there. And he actually did that to his wife! So, what are we not saying!

I had goose bumps all over my body while watching the video , and was moved to tears. That girl is the real devil tormenting people on earth. She is EVIL!

I knew it!

11.Never be ashamed of your wife. Always be proud of her.