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Abi na simps full Nairaland?

What sort of furkery is this?
My girlfriend this, my girlfriend that.

Two confused people, I only feel for your girlfriend papa. Can imagine the man's indignation.
Introduction you no do, Belle sef you can't give.

Where is that WTF boy with him old kala?
Make he reason you something.

The FG is a jumbo pack of cluelessness and failure.
Instead of planning of how on how to better the life of it's citizenry they're banning and unbanning Twitter.
A failed government, always engaging in frivolities.

Watching.

I must say I'm impressed, Buhari is not as vegetable as portrayed by the media, he's surprisingly coherent!

A concise definition of life on Earth.

The Nigerian immigration service is a national embarrassment.
Just last week I went to their office to collect my passport and I was told there's no booklet available.
I asked them when I should be be expecting it, the guy told me it may not be available for the next two months, that there's a Nationwide shortage of booklet, that was when I learnt the passport is being supplied to Nigeria by an European countriy , Our national passport. .
#65000 for 32 pages, this country is gone.

I had a similar experience years back.
Mine was during the Midweek service.
I just felt like going to church that Wednesday.
You know how it's mostly the elderly coming for the Midweek, so they where happy to see me.
Omo as E reach praise and worship, one maale carry mic come give me, na so my body system change "ozugbo ozugbo".
Shame upon shame.
I come dey stutter, my voice wasn't helping also, it became hoarse.
Church steward pikin can't even lead the church in praises
The shame no be here.
Some things need not be experienced twice!

True talk
If only half of our religious leaders are as fearless as oyedepo.........

Oyedepo's cone head always points him out.

Beta things dey this life

Gun violence

Recheck your registration number,
I had same issue while checking for someone

Jellywhale:
Wow your list of books are amazing.
I've read gulliver travels too...and gulliver in lilliput.
Just recently heard of pride and prejudice but i'll dive into it soon

As he glided stealthily along, creeping beneath the shelter of the doorways and stalls, the hideous old man seemed like some loathsome
reptile engendered in the slime and darkness through which he moves, crawling forth by night in search of some rich offal for a meal.
Charles Dickens.

The beauty of ligature

The land of loot

Like black like white.
TMk, in your bid to justify the looting by your brothers in KZN few months ago, have made looting a South African something.
What's wrong with just saying south Africans, instead of "white" south Africans?.

I was a voracious reader when I was younger, I grew up reading top English literature.
I was an arm chair detective courtesy of the inexhaustible supply of books in my dad's study.

Chief of whom are:
Everything James hadley chase
Jonathan Swift's gueliver's travels
The mystery of the blue train ( Agatha christie)
Pride and prejudice (Jane Austen)
Greeks and Trojans etc.

The Last of the Mohicans also

kenzysmith:
Her Toto go here this period look at her she is not smiling like that she know wetin dey on ground

Muuumu

So what is wrong with having an Igbo president?

I was expecting to see a Chubby young boy.

So na chop chop give Ifeanyi Belle?

Tell them biko, I hate any form of human odour, especially from a youth.
I cannot suffer your body odour so as to be polite.
If I perceive any Tacharous smell, I'm leaving you for good.
One lady nearly finished us in a bus way back, even aboki provoke, local man had to drop before his bus stop, shame upon shame.

Jee goru ncha saa aru, na iburokwanu nkapi.

Muuumu.

It's funny what guys are going through just to get laid, this same sex I'm running from.
This life no balance o

ABU that year

Usman Dan fodio hostel

Don't celebrate yet.
Cause Hope be like "Chellu anyi na Supreme Court".

Fifty siss, Apugaa