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Professor wey mumu.
Always speaking "absent thought".


Make NASS kuku dissolve Nigeria, so you and your fellow jihadists can name your region what ever you so wish

Scam

Dem wan scam this one too.
From Tinubu to yahya Bello and now Mohammed, tomorrow E go be Obiano or Fayemi.
Ndi ara

Jee Cho Ife iga emee

Plumperpass Yahoo misfits

I weep for the so-called leaders of tomorrow.
Someone will just be sitting lazily by his computer, devising means to part people of their hard earned fortunes.
Eating Roban bread, smoking enough weed and banging enough pucci while on the wait

Tufiakwa!! (Spits).

The northerners are dumb hypocrites.
Foreign Fulani bandits are killing your people at will, unu ekwuro okwu, mmadu emero demonstration.
Na for south east mata una dey get strength talk rubbish.


Onionbandit and simplyfool are busy searching for ipob thread to spew thrash and post lil memes on its FTC space.
You go still create currybandit moniker, akpa amu.

This dude is on a self-destruct mission.

Op you spent about 10 minutes writing this gibberish you no receive sense?
At the age of 28 you're still this dumb?


Common sense is not actually common indeed.

The guy is really trying

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Gianluigi my man.
I fell in love with Juventus because of him.
A great shot stopper when he was younger.

For the sake of sanctity in the football world, I hope Chelsea doesn't make it to the finals.

The noise will be too much.

Ego ohu

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Kids for that matter

Juliusmalema:
Signed with Jersey Number 7 and here he is wearing 9...


Ndi ala

The Jersey be like okrika sef
They don wash am tire.

Pantami for president

It's a good thing.
Mourinho is bigger than Tottenham.
Tottenham is just another average team

I hope they win it

Abuja people no dey vote APC.
Federal might no reach that side.

BTW, AMAC is one one of the most developed LGA in Nigeria. Good luck

Jerakson:
omo na true talk be this o. Pageantry fee is 150k+, you can go and confirm. My own be say if she lose na my money don go be that. Though she fine die and has the body of a model. But na naija we dey, all those pageantry na wayo dem take dey select winner

"She fine die and has the body of a pageant".

Do you think you're the only one seeing the beauty?
Someone better than you will come from nowhere tomorrow and make her a better offer, the way she'll dump your Mr macaroni ass go shock you.
Invest in yourself, na Dem go dey rush you.

Simp.

A 19 year old "extremely beautiful" girl billed you 150k and you're not happy you said no?
A girl who loves you will not ignore you because you didn't meet her freaky demand. Is she an orphan?
It's funny how guys personalize girls responsibilities while the babe is living carefree.
You'll be battling depression while she's twerking and updating status on WhatsApp, looking for other simps to liquidate.

Transfer that money to your mom or a sibling and see how accomplished you'll feel (if you have it).
I don't regret anything I do for family because they'll always be there for you.

Sepu aka na mmanya na Nwanyi ma oburu na ichoro iba uru.

2 minutes is usually the. "Final destination".

But if E enter 2 seconds, my dear jejely stay chaste.

On a serious note, cummin too early can cause flash depression.
It's a nightmare.
Op you are not alone, many Nigerian men have such experience but no one will like to discuss it.
Country hard, stress is a contributing factor, free your mind while at it, you'll last longer.
I may be wrong Sha.

Wetin she dey do sef?

I thought Boko Haram was ousted from Damasak two days ago?
This is too much coming from a technically defeated terror group.