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descrisom:
you have downloaded an application which attacked your phone as a virus..


try using this link to delete the file folder under root access of your phone


http://latestxpose..in/2016/08/how-to-solve-app-not-installed-problems.html

EteEdoho:
[s][/s] YORUBA's are funny!. Reasonability-Ability to reason or agree to reason. Simply hyperlink,and type into google,come back and kiss my feet. Iran.u

EteEdoho:
Trashful trash!

EteEdoho:
[s][/s] Oh no no no,it has gotten to checking of English language!. Buhahahahahahaha. It's alright,when u are done going through nairaland topics to exhume errors in spoken and written english,hit me up!. Knowing how to construct good english,isn't equal to REASONABILITY. Open ur door,their is transformer near u there,hug. Buhahahahaha. Yoloba.

EteEdoho:
[s][/s] Again, everything about u points to YORUBAISM. And i must say,am among the team of learned researchers, who ard working round the clock,to determine if actually YORUBA depicts STUPIDITY,as people seems to be suggesting lately,and i must say you a good example of another specimen that has tilted our scale in an affirmative position. Congratulations!.

EteEdoho:
[s][/s] I don't who told u this crab u posted here,but i quite know u are a yoruba man. L'oruba and reasonability are light years apart. Education in Southwest has gone to the dogs,and now posts like urs is what we read daily.

joe17:
Pls I can't subscribe to airtel #50 for 1.5GB...help. Just got the sim

The United Nations has released its 2016 ranking of happiest nations and Denmark is on top of the list while Burundi is the least happy nation.

Our dearly beloved Nigeria is placed 103rd country making it the happiest country in West Africa. Of course, we know it’s not as high as Algeria which is on the 38th rank or Mauritius or Libya on 66th and 67th respectively, but we try to be happy, really. And we’ll be highlighting some of the reasons why Nigerians are happy people.

1. Football
Football is one reason Nigerians are happy. All over the country, there are groups of people – old and young alike who take football as a way of life. There are even social tournaments now such as the Socialiga and the TPL
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2. Food
Food makes us so happy – so happy that we could forget our sorrows whenever we eat. From the woman who screams okpa di oku in Enugu, to the people at White House and their bomb ass rice and stew, to the Hausa mishai who’s making noodles in Lagos. Not to forget the dope ass party jollof rice.
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3. Music
Don’t mess with Nigerians. Whether we hear “It’s Young John the Wicked Producer” or “Legendury Beatz” or some old Nigerian musician from way back, we love music and we enjoy listening all the time. It may be on our headset or in the barbing salon when you’re cutting your hair, you feel slightly better with the right music.
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4. Party
Nigerians love to party. We love to wear our favorite clothes and expensive jewelry and come out and dance. We love the thrill that comes with parties – be it weddings, birthdays and even nightlife. You know we throw the best parties and sometimes for the flimsiest of excuses
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5. The Hustle
It may come off as tiring but the hustle for the good life keeps us happy. Better put, the quest for the good good life makes us grind so hard we don’t feel it. That is the spirit of the average Nigerian.
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6. Dance
From Shakitibobo to Yahoozee and back to Shoki, we love to wiggle and go down low and just shake body! In the line of a P-Square song “Even if you get money, dey jolly dey shake body.”
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7. Social Media
Like it or hate it, social media keeps a lot of Nigerians happy. In a city where ther are people who have no off hours except on the weekend, social media is their one tool to meet new people and build new relationships and we cherish it a lot. From Facebook updates to tweets and subliminal messages and Instagram, or Snapchat videos, we love them all.
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lukasmuyiwa:
agbalumo is cherry. olodo buruku

Nigerians are so creative that rather than find out the English names of certain fruits, they have either stuck with the traditional name or invented a new name for said fruit. Here are common examples:

1. Tropical Almonds
The tropical almond can be found in many parts of Southern Nigeria. But Nigerians definitely don’t bother calling it tropical almond. This delicious fruit is referred to as “fruit”.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/02/12051329/Terminalia_catappa_fruits_at_various_stages_of_ripeness-1.jpg

2. Tiger Nuts
The name “Tiger nut” is yet to stick to this sweet root from Northern Nigeria. Tiger nut is called its traditional name in various parts of the country; Ofio in the Southwest, Aki Hausa in the Southeast and Aya in the North.
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3. Black Velvet Tamarind
To undertake a fruitless (in both senses) market search, you only have to keep asking for “black velvet tamarind”. If you’re interested in enjoying the sweet-tart goodness of this fruit, please forget your “shakara” and call it “lickie lickie” like everyone else.
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4. African Star Apple
Try searching for African star apple on Google and watch the search engine struggle to come up with results. But search for “Agbalumo” and watch Google turn to superstar with numerous results. This is because Nigerians only know this fruit as Agbalumo or Udara (in the Southern parts) not as the African Star Apple.
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Durent:
diariz notin wrong wit da dress

weilee:
dwag its not net worth we are talking about who is richer

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This happened at a recent burial in Ibadan…..The lady came in from the states for the burial and when her phone got missing she thought she had lost it at a hotel only for pictures from the event to reveal this shameful act.
Look at the guy behind the woman wearing shades. Some people get mind sha.

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CMDofficial:
Please mods try and delete this thread. It's tarnishing our image! And serve the op with his due plate.
Thanks