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daniel9202:
the fraudsters!!! ndi ori juru facebook....

forgot to include that include

10 KINDS OF PEOPLE IN YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS LIST

This is my 7th year on facebook so I decided to share my observations about different kinds of people on facebook. The name given to each kind of people is for clarification purpose. Some of the names may have another meaning in your dictionary.

Below are 10 kinds of people you may have in your facebook friends list:

1. The Readers: This kind of people are very active on your wall. They will always make sure that they read all your posts. In fact, some of them will visit your wall to read some of your old posts. Their major concern is to read your posts and leave your wall without any action. These people mostly take the largest percentage of your facebook friends. You'll think they're not active on your wall but they follow you pass twitter.

2. The Likers: This kind of people will always like your posts. Some of them won't even bother if the post is rubbish. Sometimes these people won't read your post to the end before they click like button and some won't, even read at all, they just click the like button. They always do this to prove that they're active on your wall. These 'likers' that i'm referring to in this piece are not bots 'likers'. They're human beings who genuinely like your posts.

3. The Comments Likers: Some people will neither like nor comment on your posts. They will only like some comments on your posts. This kind of people sometimes like the comments of their friends or people whom they respect. These people mostly show up to like comments whenever you post an argumentative write-up.

4. The Copy and Paste: This kind of people will not like or comment on your posts. They will just copy your posts without giving credit to the author. In fact, they won't correct any grammatical error that may be in such posts. They only wait for you to post so they can copy.

5. The Sharers: These are the people who will make sure that they click share button after reading your posts. Some of these people may not like or comment on your posts but they'll share it to their wall, groups or friend's wall. This kind of people are very few in your friends list.

6. The Commentators: This kind of people will comment on your posts. Although, some comments will be useful while some may be useless but their comments will serve as feedback for your posts. These people are very important in your friends list because of posts evaluation.

7. The Errors Pickers: This kind of people will always look for errors or faults in your posts. They'll not comment on your posts until they see grammatical errors or faults in your post. Most of these people will correct your errors publicly. Although, it's not bad to correct friend's errors but these people won't comment except they see errors in your posts.

8. The Chat Experts: Some people will not like, like comments, comment or share your posts. They're only in your list to chat with you. This kind of people are ready to chat with you at anytime even at midnight. Some of them don't have meaningful reason for the chat.

9. The Help Seekers: This kind of people will only comment on your posts or send message to you when they need your help. In fact, you may not know that some of them are in your list until they need your help. This is very common for Nigerians.

10. The Ghost Friends: These are the inactive people in your friends list. Although, some of them may not be active on facebook anymore but some are still active. These ghost friends who are still active on facebook will not bother to read your post. They won't like or comment on your post. In fact, they won't bother to check if you tagged or mentioned them in your posts. Some of them may truly busy but most of them ignored your posts to tell you that you're irrelevant to them.

These are my observations since 2008 that I've joined Facebook. Ladies and Sexually explicit writers mostly have the highest number of 'likers' and 'commentators'. Thanks for reading.

[size=15pt]The only time politicians tell the truth is when
they call other Politicians liars- Sugarboii[/size]

this thread should be moved to frontpage

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Hollywood actor Boris Kodjoe posted this message on his instagram page this evening chastising world leaders on their silence over the 2000 people reportedly killed in Baga by Boko Haram.

Earlier today, world leaders including Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, UK's David Cameron, Angela Merkel of Germany and others took to the streets of Paris for a solidarity march for the 12 cartoonists killed by terrorists.

Actor Marlon Wayans also wrote about the people killed in Baga.
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The astonishing photos show little Jun Yu driving his inebriated father home after a night on the booze – and it isn’t the first time he’s done it
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These astonishing photos show a seven-year-old boy DRIVING his drunk father home from the pub.

The mind-boggling pictures were taken in Yizhou in southern China’s Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region – and police have confirmed they are genuine.

In the images, Jun Yu can be seen driving the three wheeled trailer while his dad drunkenly sleeps in the back.

The lad was sent by his mother to pick her husband up after she got a call to say he had passed out outside his regular drinking den.


According to neighbours of the man, it isn’t the first time the boy has been sent to pick him up from the pub.


The police were alerted to the images when they went viral after they were posted online by stunned motorists.

Officers have spoken to Yu’s parents and are now considering charges for allowing the boy to drive the vehicle while under age.

The legal age for driving in China is 18.

A police spokesman said: “The child drove a total of 20 kilometres to bring his father home.

“His father was incapacitated after a night of drinking with friends at a bar near his place of work.”
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TEN (10 ) Types of people you meet in
public transport while travelling:

1. The sleepers: These set of people
sleep
practically all the journey. Some even
go to the extent of snoring.

2. The talkatives: The talkatives raise
discussions on different issues. They
can talk for hours uninterrupted.

3. The music freaks. These ones plug
in their ear- piece as soon as the
journey begins. They listen to music non-stop
until they alight from
the
vehicle.

4. The gluttons: The gluttons buy
food and drinks at the slightest
opportunity. Some can even eat all
through the journey. They buy fruits,
walnuts,drinks chips, gala e.t.c

5. The cautioners: These set of
people always caution the driver
whenever he is over- speeding. They
keep saying “life has no duplicate”

6. The fat (mostly ladies): They occupy
virtually all the space on the
seat. They are so annoying. They can
even squeeze life out of you. You can
only curse them silently!

7. The thieves: The thieves steal from
unsuspecting passengers. They steal money
and phones. These set of
people are the most dangerous in the
bus. (na wA oooo!!!)

8. The preachers/ Prayer warriors:
They lead prayers immediately the
journey begins. They also preach and share
tracts.

9. The Gentle: The gentle sits all by
himself
throughout the journey. He simply
decides to ignore everyone in the
vehicle. He might not utter a word all through.

10. Quarrelsome : These are the
people that makes unusual jokes and
when people respond they get angry
and want to fight.

Be sincere, where do you
belong?

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What's up with Ikeja this morning? Twitter user @hostsleek posts pictures of three accident scenes he came across this morning around the Mobolaji Bank Anthony way and at Customs in Ikeja this morning.

See more photos after the cut..
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Source: http://lindaikeji..in/2015/01/photos-multiple-accidents-in-ikeja-this.html

[size=15pt]Jackie Chan is the founder of Shoki. No argument.
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Saudi Arabian Blogger who was Flogged Openly, Jailed & Ordered To Pay $266,000 For ‘Insulting Islam’.
read full gist here https://www.nairaland.com/2085651/saudi-arabian-blogger-flogged-openly

Saudi Arabian Blogger who was Flogged Openly, Jailed & Ordered To Pay $266,000 For ‘Insulting Islam’.
read full gist here https://www.nairaland.com/2085651/saudi-arabian-blogger-flogged-openly

FastShipping:
It looks like photoshopped to me......

Where exactly did this happen?

bro. your brain is no longer in your head. or are u seeing with ur nose??

Saudi Arabian Blogger who was Flogged Openly, Jailed & Ordered To Pay $266,000 For ‘Insulting Islam’.
read full gist here https://www.nairaland.com/2085651/saudi-arabian-blogger-flogged-openly

Saudi Arabian Blogger who was Flogged Openly, Jailed & Ordered To Pay $266,000 For ‘Insulting Islam’.
read full gist here https://www.nairaland.com/2085651/saudi-arabian-blogger-flogged-openly

Saudi Arabian Blogger who was Flogged Openly, Jailed & Ordered To Pay $266,000 For ‘Insulting Islam’. read full gist here https://www.nairaland.com/2085651/saudi-arabian-blogger-flogged-openly

Saudi Arabian Blogger who was Flogged Openly, Jailed & Ordered To Pay $266,000 For ‘Insulting Islam’
https://www.nairaland.com/2085651/saudi-arabian-blogger-flogged-openly

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A Saudi Arabian blogger has been publicly flogged after being convicted of cyber crime and insulting Islam, BBC reports. Raif Badawi, who was sentenced to 1,000 lashesand 10 years in jail, was flogged 50 times.

The flogging will be carried out weekly, campaigners say.

Mr Badawi, the co-founder of a now banned website called the Liberal Saudi Network, was arrested in 2012. Rights groups condemned his conviction and the US appealed for clemency.

On Thursday state department spokeswoman Jen Psaki urged the Saudi authorities to "cancel this brutal punishment" and to review his case.

In addition to his sentence, Mr Badawi was ordered to pay a fine of 1 million riyals ($266,000; £175,000).

In 2013 he was cleared of apostasy , which could have carried a death sentence.

Last year Mr Badawi's lawyer was sentenced to 15 years in prison after being found guilty of a range of offences in an anti-terrorism court, the Associated Press news agency reported.

The flogging took place outside a mosque in the Red Sea city of Jeddah after Friday prayers, witnesses said.

AFP news agency, quoting people at the scene, said Mr Badawi arrived at the mosque in a police car and had the charges read out to him in front of a crowd.

He was then made to stand with his back to onlookers and whipped, though he remained silent, the witnesses said.

Source: http://www.jovialmum.com/2015/01/check-out-saudi-blogger-who-was-flogged.html?m=1

FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS:
For engineers every course apart from
engineering is
easy.
An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25
am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.
T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress
and
Maggi is the national food.
A normal person will fix the broken things but
an engineer will first break a thing and then he would
fix it.
An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they
even
can make time machine. However, he just can’t
build a relationship with a girl.
An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is
no
problem, then he will create one and would start
solving it.
An engineer can derive any relation just give them
the final expression.
Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium (TE),
because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.
An engineer's worst nightmare is teacher taking
the class but not taking the attendance.
An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer
knows this.
An Engineer will never sleep in the night and will
never wake up in the morning. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front
of
his parents.
Never argue with an engineer because arguing
with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek,
you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up
slapping yourself.
No one can speak better English than an
engineer
who is having a bottle of MALT in his hand. No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she
yells,
he just sits there calmly discussing her emotion
in
terms of mathematical logic.
Engineer touches his car more often than his girl.
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t
fix it
but Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it
doesn’t
have enough features yet! Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a
late
afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur life.
Engineers don’t really get mad when the price of
petrol
goes up, but mad like a hell when there is mistake in
the vector calculation.
Engineer don’t understand things in
mathematics, he
just get used to them.
Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of his name,
while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Er.) in
front of
their names.
The working time for engineer is from morning to
eternity. 5 Years, 120 Subjects, 900 Experiments, 9000
Assignments, 70,000 hours. A normal human
being
CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called
‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

100Cents:
Igbos, making us proud..

mumu. out of four, 3 are yorubas and you open ur stinking to call "Igbos"

Lol, rubbish host

Read this Joke: There is No God
https://www.nairaland.com/2048696/there-no-god

In Abuja, An Atheist(one that believes there is no God) brought up a case against the upcoming Christmas Holiday. He hired a
Lawyer to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Muslims concerning observation of their Holy Days.
The Argument was that it was unfair that
Atheists had no such recognised days.
The case was brought before the Judge (Akpos). After listening to the passionate presentation by the Lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel declaring; "Case Dismissed". The Lawyer
quickly stood up, objecting to the ruling and said; Your honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
The Christians have
Christmas, Easter and Others. The Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and Others. But my client and other Atheists have no such
holidays. The Judge (Akpos) leaned forward in his chair and said; Your client and other
Atheists have. It's just that your
client is woefully ignorant.
The Lawyer said; Your honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for Atheists.
The Judge (Akpos) said
The Calendar says April 1st is April Fools day. Psalm 14:1 says, "The fool says in his heart, there is no God." It is the opinion of this court that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his
day.
How Many Like For Akpos.
Lol.

But thats just the truth.

simplemach:
Nigerians are highly blessed o. Proudly Nigerian 'Jew' (Igbo)

lol. She is a Yoruba girl. Zuriel "Oduwole"

mmaichel:
why is he denying when we have pics of the ships?

Bro, u've just proved to the world
that humans can live without brain

These Northern he-goats, why dem like to oppose every good thing. Awon Weyrey

All those moderators no go move dis kind topic to frontpage. Na rubbish and stupid posts dey hit frontpage now.
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Rubbish

Crocz:
Obamaaaa!...you cunning bast*rd son of a wh**e

u get chicken brain

diluminati:
9jahubcom, hungry blogger, front page hunter. This is blood and not zobo. Some jokes are not meant to be said.

bro u dey craze o. This is blood??
Which village are from??