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These generation o! Gush!

Guy! Guy! Guy! Guy ooooo! Ur own don finish.

Baby mamas will see these and start sending their CVs. Free bleeping.. ;DBaby mamas will see these and start sending their CVs. Free bleeping..

I like ladies who are open and frank...don't all this clumzy farmers tool

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firstking01:
This is why i love my extroverting nature ...things like this are too trivial for us ...op you could be an introvert durgh...??




Just to help you...
You meet her in a taxi...greet her first with a smile...look for anything to strike a convo with her....you know girls love anything gist and entertainment...make yourself interesting to her, most time you dnt really need to dress overtly fine or look supernaturally handsome...just be moderate in everything you do or say...exhibit and unleash some levels of humour...and above all be yourself...


Note, these things can only be much effective in a confine or well defined and relaxed environs as no girl would want you to rush her, it will make you appear desperate before her...get to know her better and let her have this confidence in you as a foundation of the first impression...


Hope this help sha...

SURELY! Thanks...

Another free banging for the organizers...flavour come o! New fish don show

No nigerian hip hop artist has acheived what wizkid has...not even MI or 2baba. This guy is making us proud. Olamide and co should remain as local rappers.

Another framed up story...

wordbank:
First, ur post is a bit of confusing

The last sentence explains everithing.

I got this email from a friend. Read below

"Am now grown up so dont think am a kid anymore.
I have this problem which is making me feel bad.
Ofcourse am good looking; everything an average lady will want in a guy.
I have a lot of female friends too but the problem is that although some of them have been showing me their green light, its so difficult for me to sit with a lady and discuss heart issues. Even if I eventually sit with a lady our discussion will gradually shift to a different topic.
Its hurting me deep down. Everyday I sit with a pretty lady in a taxi but each time i feel like saying something, my lips just become heavy.
I feel lonely.

Pls legends in the industry and even ladies, I need your advice. How I do I break free from these attitude or in simple steps..how do I toast a lady?"

Omo see lie!!! Guy u are a talented liar..U NEED AN AWARD IN THE HEADIES

ojmaroni247:
only in the zoo Republic, guns given to police to protect citizens r used to molest and intimidate Dem.

If you don't have sometin important to say just SHARAP!! So because American police also use their guns to shoot innocent blacks..you can call them a zoo? Don't forget its the zoo certificate you are using. If at all u have any.

Nigerian Association Of Bleaching Celebrities.

Who e eep?

*GRABS A VASELINE*

Now I see why Jesus Wept!

*Grabs a vaseline*

Why is it called a LAPTOP then? So I should keep it on my toes? Maybe they can also make toetops.
These days everything is harmful. . .Even breathing.

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How does this affect the rising price of garri? People jst dey worry themselves for no reason.

Nigerian Police no dey ever get sense since 1800 B.C.E. How can u fire shots in a public place? Driver was making call, baret abi na cap found in the car. Which one we go believe? Hope its not a scene of an upcoming movie? Just saying sha.

Although I have never used a mobile app for my bank transactions but I think first you need to check your details properly first before doing any transaction online. Keep in mind that you are not the first to use the app. If they have encountered such problem in the beginning, defiantly they would have solved it. And lastly, check your UBA BANK account transaction details via the bank. I had same issues but never knew it was a network problem.

Train? Damn this is so good a location.
First day as a nairalander...made FTC! Oya guys welcome me.

First day as a nairalander...finally made the FTC tin. Whats so special about it?

mimzy:
waohhhh. all the wasted years behind bars. i weep for him ooo choi

na people like you sha

This is why i HATE women. Although am not trying to be a sexist but just look at this..5 years wasted! We live in a society where immediately a woman shouts "RAPE!!" people won't even care to investigate properly. Guys be careful. This is the most dangerous weapon of a woman.

Finally! After being a guest for more than 3years on nairaland..I finally joined today. Oya welcome me na.

This guy no get work!!

Na counter thread be dis?

Friends in the house. I got this message from a friend. He just concluded his secondary school education last year and he needs your advice.

" Sir, Please I need your advice. I wrote waec last year and I got 4 credits but failed mathematics. Then, in november I wrote NECO GCE and I got 5 credits including mathematics but a pass in English. Can I combine my result for admission? Am an Art student."

Guys help him.