₦airaland Forum

AngelicBeing:
l know, you remind me of my childhood in the North, l ate Tuwo masara and Shinkafa, mian kuka, mian kubewa, waina, brabisco, fura dai nono, kilishi, , koko dai kosai, shai dai burodi mainshanu etc

na you dey enjoy na. You alone chop all these things lol

Afromentalist:
Top of the day my kind sire.

Does it mean you renounced your UK citizenship? Or you could actually go the Embassy and have another one produced ?

trolling things bro . That passport is expired and they cut it at the passport office before issuing you a new one but they give you the cut one back . That's a passport I have that's expired like 8 years ago. I kept it lol. Top of the day Sir. Salute

Denique:
I captured on the 25th of same month and is now ready. It was a long wait.

yeah it definitely felt long. Thanks to this new guy we would have waited till February

AngelicBeing:
Tudun wada ke, trolling sukkot

north is where its at bro. tuwo shinkafa and kilishi

kkins25:

Weytin u dey find there?

cheap life. sapa

JohnAOne:
Nice one chief.

64 pages?

What was your total cost, and duration?

duration from july 26 to october 5. passport was issued september 23. so i could have collected earlier

JohnAOne:
Nice one chief.

64 pages?

What was your total cost, and duration?

oh no Chief , 32 pages cost me 26 grand , then I gave this woman ten grand to help me with all the guarantors . So total 36k spent

AngelicBeing:
l agree with your post on the mortgage payments, if kasala burst and you lose your job, na big gbege oo, , abeg let me head back to Mount Everest were l currently reside and have Fellowship with my Angelic Friends from the Celestial realm

hehe bro na bailiff go come kick you out of the house . Even ordinary council tax or TV license you miss they will send bailiff to come and seize your property talk less of missing mortgage

Hilariousthiago:
I knew it
You can even say he's better off with 150k per month job in Nigeria. E no go surprise me.

well 150k per month ? Ahhh I will say endure the British weather and suffering instead lmaooo

Rilwayne001:
Make i help you use the UK passport wipe my shiiit?

bro, sure why not right ?

AngelicBeing:
Sukkot left the chat room, Dayuummmmmm

yes na. i have left

Estichuxs:
Oh great. Good to hear.

hehe. Thank you

Hilariousthiago:
Sukkot is typing...

lol mortgage house and car. Not impressed . Let him miss car and house payment . 30 years mortgage. TufiakwA

Estichuxs:
It's not a bad thing to have two you know?

am just playing around. It's an old expired passport that the passport office cut before issuing me the one I have now. As if I would cut my own passport hehe

Hidewell:
that is so good. You dey KD? If you dey Kaduna I no mind come ooooh. If not I fit send acct no make you show me love bro abeg.

i dey tudun wada

emmanuelbrown26:
From 1999 till date, tell me any minister of economy that has performed better than someone from d igboland?

all I know is that nigga meffy ground the whole country down for 3 weeks. People were using money to buy money. I remember I was charged 6000 to buy 20,000 naira

emmanuelbrown26:
Igbo spirt talking, always eager to make it, not known to beg, not known to sell property to do party, not known to borrow to sew asoebi.
Maka Chineke, igbo amaka jare, no wonder some Ondo hommies like rolling wit igbos niggars
Give igbo since igbo man economy to manage watch and see him turning things around for good, is not a rocket science nor magic. It's called ife chinyere

yeah like that nigga meffy

emefiele

Jennyclay:
I can never be in a relationship with a teacher.

Nwa-teacher, God forbid!!

you don’t know the right teachers. Teachers be getting that remote access pounds 50 pounds an hour

this nigga. Who refused to pay lecturers for 13 months of striking

lazkizz:
werey were still be asylum seeker for UK wan destroy their passport

🤣

Hidewell:
Lolzzz. Big man. Your problem is passport and mine is food. 😔 I broke pass anybody for the world.

come my house come colletc foodstuffs bro. Yam and eggs and garri

ritzyvic1:
I did capturing on 4th August at Akure and yet to get it.
Did your own status change to 'passport issued'before you went to pick it?

nope, even now its still reading PASSPORT IN PRODUCTION

osazsky:
una go just dey cook stories just to pls ur ego..if u don't want to Japan rest and allow sane human being who want to Japa Japa..u can make Nigeria great again..baba God pik my call abeg cuz of my children

its a true story though. sell your papa house to get ticket and visa money

Cruise777:
Cruise... Catch that cruise my friend

now that i have cut it i am now full naija. if any a yall see that nigga rishi sunak yall tell him to kiss my black nigerian citizenship ass

ednut1:
The chief anti japa comrade on Nairaland is flaunting his Uk passport. He doesn’t want others and their children to get same passport. Only him wants to enjoy the benefits of dual citizenship hahahaha

that was before i cut it. now that i have cut it i am now full naija. if any a yall see that nigga rishi sunak yall tell him to kiss my black nigerian citizenship ass

donbrowser:
I'm yet to see Wailers here

awon eyan bob marley

MichaelSokoto:
Op go & treat ya 2nd degree typhoid fever b4 ee late!

CIA ko
HIV ni!

Solofresh2:
The West will do every thing in their power directly or indirectly to stop Tinubu from rolling with the BRICS because they want ECOWAS countries especially, to be by their side so it won't be that easy.But then again I feel African might rise again if Russia and China grabs power from the West.
Omo this thing won't be an easy battle

wont be easy but it is inevitable lol

CYBERSOLDIERSre:
This Yoruba boy just go and rest mbok.

Which kind nonsense write up is this?

Reasoning of a baby.

mbok

planetx:
How many of them will continue their professional career in the so called abroad, you better leave story and stop getting impressed with sound bites without knowing the full story, most of them just committed career suicide. They are all in the US driving Uber and doing deliveries their little saving grace is the exchange rate but no fulfillment.

well said, most are regretting the moves now, a guy said he saw an old security guard in the west end of london, bond street, as he got closer he saw it was his uni lecturer. full of regrets

Octopusssy:
In a sane country, people would have been fired, and in other cases prosecuted, but this is Nigeria where insanity rules.

tiwan tiwa niyen ooooooooo