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obedience4:
This is the reason I don't want to engage with clowns on nairaland.


The idf on Sunday said Hamas has fired over 3thousands plus missile,
Do you know what causality rate will be incured if even half of the 3thousands plus missile were to hit there target, especially like a country like Israel which is so densely populated..

you and your israeli chicken dome exit my mentions

STEWpid:
Chai..



He should quickly be served Amala ati Ewedu so that he can regain his senses.

E don tey

awon ajagun ti oduduwa niyen oooo

obedience4:
No system is full proof,
But no system has more kill rate than the iron dome

Just research since the last two days how many rockets have been fired upon Israel and how many hit its target.


Most of Israeli casualties are from the terrorist attack it's territory not from rocket attacks

forget the kee rate lets talk about the porous rate

awon agba baller niyen ooo. omo ikodu atata. elukumedemede

iron dome wey no fit catch hamas rocket. is that one dome. chicken dome

Unperturbedpota:
No need to descend into your gutter, i was merely giving you a brotherly advise to stay off drugs you are loosing touch with reality sir

oh ye unperturbed porter dont ye have porter duties to attend to ?

Stoplying:
You are delusional. You are an adult who believes in a fairytales.

hmm ok

Unperturbedpota:
Stay off drugs sir

tribe of israel reporting for duty. what do thou need ye plebeian one ?

I always like to look at the glass half full. The fuel subsidy gone is good because the roads are always empty now. No traffic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AngelicBeing:
Hian, wetin lsrael do you na, you know l can disagree with you but will still respect your opinion

oh bro Israel no do me anything ooo lol it’s just that they have to be muted before peace returns to the world. It’s biblical. There are two Israel, that’s why it’s called the 12 tribes of Israel. When the tribe of Dan is In control then the world would be in chaos. The white man is the tribe of Dan Israeli. However when the tribe of Joseph Israeli takes over there would be world peace. So we need these Islamic nuts aka Ishmael to takeover the tribe of Dan so that the tribe of Joseph can emerge. I belong to the tribe of Joseph so this is a personal interest for me. You can even say a selfish interest lol

mariahAngel:
Ojuelegba again.
Sukkot, what's your take on this? 🧐

lol Mariah it’s the focal point of judgement and affliction for people. One of the designated spots on the planet where people come face to face with their punishment from the gods. Punishment for past sins that you may even have forgotten about. That axis is a hotbed of confusion and affliction both physical and spiritual so you will see all the symptoms associated with people under divine judgement aka drugged up, poverty, lost, homeless, alcoholics, accidents etc. like the name implies as named by the gods OJUELEGBA means THE BULLSEYE OF THE CANE meaning the judgement is on and this is a designated place for floggings. It’s a few places like that all over the world

Solofresh2:
Don't worry I will send you nagging beautiful Banker

that’s quite generous of you Solofresh

JohnAOne:
Oga Sukkot, which wan your women send you: "Happy Birthday honey, I wish you what you wish yourself"

i no get women. I dey find wife. Please help me recommend one nice village girl wey sabi pound yam

AngelicBeing:
Israel will grind all Terrorist including Iran to powder

talcum dusting powder ?

ahhhh human filth. this one has grounded 5 spirits into three dimensional hell.

israel keep buga-ing like you are kizz daniel. dey shalaye like burna boy. the grand supreme leader of iran will soon deal with you

maasoap:
Wow! Good to know that people like that are still around. I think I'm like that too

i intend to go back there one day and find that man and give him a gift. Maybe towels and perfumes. I will think of something he likes

marenx:
You're really lucky. Even Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, the celebrity, didn't find it easy. But shamefully, Benin Republic, a country that isn't bigger than Rivers doesn't have this skirmishes.

yeah it's a tough environment. My advice to anyone not in a hurry to travel ? Just leave it till November. Hopefully then the rush has subsided

DominusPrime:
Lucky you. In this time of social media and investigative journalism most won’t even give you face. In fact it might get you into trouble as they can arrest you for trying to implicate them and once you can’t prove you are a journalist Omo you won don be o. You’ll part with more than 10k and still not get the passport.

really ? i didnt think that deeply about the consequences or i would not have tried it

maasoap:
You meant he didn't collect a dime from you?

Not a dime. i was surprised

Let me tell you the Ikoyi format because when I went there there had been people coming for many days and hadn't collected it because the queue is just too much.

So when I GOT there I went to the immigration officer woman who helped me with my application, she gave me a very good advice, she First asked me, are you travelling ? I said no, she said, JUST FORGET ABOUT COLLECTING IT THIS WEEK THAT THE QUEUE IS TOO MUCH AND THAT I SHOULD COME IN LIKE 2 WEEKS TIME WHEN THE RUSH TO COLLECT HAS SUBSIDED. I mulled the idea over and thought ? Hmmm ok let me go and see what she is talking about.

So I went to the collections. The crowd there was like that of the World Cup finals in a stadium. The crowd stagger me. So I decided this woman gave me good advice, let me go home.

I will come back in November when the rush has subsided. However I wanted to be sure that my passport has been issued before I left the premises so they directed me to this office where they asked for my enrolment number.

I gave it to them. After 2 minutes the lady told me your passport has been issued and go to the collections to collect it. You see ehn, after she told me that my passport had been issued the kind of STRONGHEAD that overtook me ?

I then decided I may as well try to see if I can collect it. I entered into that sea of people at the collections, it was hell, people just pushing you about, stepping on your shoe, everybody sweating and frustrated. I contested with the crowd for like one hour, then I started hearing stories of people lamenting that they have been coming everyday for days and have been unable to get it because of the huge crowd.

My liver just fail me. I then decided it's in my best interest to come back in November after all I am not collecting the passport because I wanted to travel. But my STRONGHEAD kicked in again and I dipped hand inside my pocket.

There was 10,000 sitting there just languishing. So I decided its time to do business. So I started greeting every officer I saw and told them I want to do business.

They thought maybe I was undercover journalist and just laughed and walked by but this particular guy had a jovial face. I kept over-greeting him anytime he walked by and finally he pulled up and said what do you want ?

I said chairman I want to collect my passport but that crowd is staggering and scary. I said I am willing to pay 10k. The man looked at me intensely and said listen I don't do that .

Then he walked away. 10 minutes later he walked back and said what's your name and enrolment number , he took it and disappeared. He reappeared 10 minutes later with my passport in his hands and directed me to where I was to do the final process. That's how I got the passport in the midst of a football crowd who had been coming for days.

I was willing to part with the last 10,000 in my pocket but I ended up not parting with a kobo and getting the passport.

MAY THE LORD BLESS THAT OFFICER ABUNDANTLY AMEN. GOOD MAN.

Let me tell you the Ikoyi format because when I went there there had been people coming for many days and hadn't collected it because the queue is just too much. So when I GOT there I went to the immigration officer woman who helped me with my application, she gave me a very good advice, she First asked me, are you travelling ? I said no, she said, JUST FORGET ABOUT COLLECTING IT THIS WEEK THAT THE QUEUE IS TOO MUCH AND THAT I SHOULD COME IN LIKE 2 WEEKS TIME WHEN THE RUSH TO COLLECT HAS SUBSIDED. I mulled the idea over and thought ? Hmmm ok let me go and see what she is talking about. So I went to the collections. The crowd there was like that of the World Cup finals in a stadium. The crowd stagger me. So I decided this woman gave me good advice, let me go home. I will come back in November when the rush has subsided. However I wanted to be sure that my passport has been issued before I left the premises so they directed me to this office where they asked for my enrolment number. I gave it to them. After 2 minutes the lady told me your passport has been issued and go to the collections to collect it. You see ehn, after she told me that my passport had been issued the kind of STRONGHEAD that overtook me ? I then decided I may as well try to see if I can collect it. I entered into that sea of people at the collections, it was hell, people just pushing you about, stepping on your shoe, everybody sweating and frustrated. I contested with the crowd for like one hour, then I started hearing stories of people lamenting that they have been coming everyday for days and have been unable to get it because of the huge crowd. My liver just fail me. I then decided it's in my best interest to come back in November after all I am not collecting the passport because I wanted to travel. But my STRONGHEAD kicked in again and I dipped hand inside my pocket. There was 10,000 sitting there just languishing. So I decided its time to do business. So I started greeting every officer I saw and told them I want to do business. They thought maybe I was undercover journalist and just laughed and walked by but this particular guy had a jovial face. I kept over-greeting him anytime he walked by and finally he pulled up and said what do you want ? I said chairman I want to collect my passport but that crowd is staggering and scary. I said I am willing to pay 10k. The man looked at me intensely and said listen I don't do that . Then he walked away. 10 minutes later he walked back and said what's your name and enrolment number , he took it and disappeared. He reappeared 10 minutes later with my passport in his hands and directed me to where I was to do the final process. That's how I got the passport in the midst of a football crowd who had been coming for days. I was willing to part with the last 10,000 in my pocket but I ended up not parting with a kobo and getting the passport

AngelicBeing:
Hian, Dayuummmmmm

its time. the saints are waiting. bury the fake jews

AngelicBeing:
Gbamsulotely, and lsrael will use lran and other middle eastern terrorist countries fry akara

in the past, yes. israel is finished. the west is crumbling. otilo. kaput

bring on the warrrrrrrr letsss gooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

your gbola looks very big today ooo

awon werey. iran will soon deal with you

small yansh done dey shake

being:
Lol@...unless he has special Grace
This sukkot is just a wicked somebody!!

I don't why people just want to take a very high risk for little to no reward.. imagine an almost 50 yo man sitting in govt chair all his working life doing nothing at work now wanting to go and do manual work..For what? His govt job is a secured one-- he is earning 180k - most likely in a cheap state like ekiti... What is he looking for up and down?

lol i completely agree with you. that my post was to protect me from those who would say i am wicked because i am anti japa. but here you are calling me wicked for being pro japa. i cant win lol