₦airaland Forum

Sirianese:
If na me be you ehn, I go pump that her borehole like say tomorrow no dey

Correct guy

After dumping that Super sport presenter
These footballers dey chop life

Make Money!!! U go chop women tire

It is very easy to make money in Nigeria

In Abroad, you need TALENT to blow.
U need good looks, muscle, skill, charm, good agency, PR,

To blow for Nigeria
Just remove SHAME... That's all

It's only in Nigeria that people doing shameful things get more accolades than people doing good deeds

You can feed a whole community and the news will not see front page.
But let portable wear boxers and enter that same community. It will enter frontpage

If you don't have any single atom of Shame
U will make bastard money in Nigeria

Women won't even acknowledge your good achiements
But they will spend 3 hours gossiping about your shameful actions
Giving you more traffic and publicity.

So Dr. Portable understand it very well
Nigerians love stupid irrelevant news

If you can remove shame and act a fool everyday,

Trust me Nigerians will talk about you more and make you rich

If you can remove SHAME and DIGNITY and just supply the majority of Nigeria with useless contents. U don blow💥💥

Ok

And they wonder why plenty youths are doing yahoo

Our Leaders are yahoo men

Ok

The names of the addicts are

Abu Bahkar

Alhaji

Na Northeners dey do this shit pass
Yet Hisbah problem na beer

THEGALADIMA:
My guy, it's not worth it.
What if she gets emotionally attached to you, would your mum or other family members like that.
Just overcome the temptation.
You mentioned she is good-looking, the sex may not be so sweet but I understand the thrill that would come with messing around with her.
But my brother fashiii the matter and if she comes up with the topic just politely, playfully and respectively turn it down.
💯💪

Thanks a lot

Rexymania:
Idiot. Try your luck make dey stagnant for 50 years. You go still dey live with your parents at 60...pls try your luck mumu.

Ask yourself, are you that good looking? Are you the only male she has access to? She has seen something in you that is attracting her and she wants to take it

I am more handsome than all the males in your family

Rexymania:
Idiot. Try your luck make dey stagnant for 50 years. You go still dey live with your parents at 60...pls try your luck mumu.

Ask yourself, are you that good looking? Are you the only male she has access to? She has seen something in you that is attracting her and she wants to take it

Mumu I came home for Christmas Ode!!
I no dey live for my parents house
You must be seriously mad

Nicepoker:
Op invite her when your mom is around. Boom thr3some don set. Werey omo.

Na your mama go do 3 some bastarsd

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Go for it!

Mature women toto dey sweet no be small.

No pregnancy worries, you go just dey bang, dey pour inside dey go

Omo and I just dey imagine cumming inside her since she no fit get belle again

Thanks for the feedback, I go try kiss her next time we are alone.

Ok

She is good looking and I suspect she is around 50

She touches me on the lap
sometimes she will be asking for me whenever she comes to visit
The way she holds my hand while talking to me.

All these happen when my mom is not around.
I'm confused
I want to risk it and try my luck, is it a good idea or very very bad?

Ok

Hypocrisy of Northerners is Crazy

They ban beer But smoke Colorado and Ice
They ban beer But take tramadol everytime
They ban beer But take all types of sexual enhancement drugs..

That is why I love knacking Muslim girls from north

They can act like the HOLIEST OF ALL HOLY
Them go cover everywhere
But she still dey knack like dog on heat..

Hypocrisy is in their DNA,
That is why I LOVE the North so much

Whenever I come to the north
I always take full advantage of their hypocrisy

Ok

Person spend 19 million naira to go UK
.Just to end up sleeping on the street

Mehnnn some people dey flex shaaa
Imagine spending 19 million just to sleep on the street of UK.

Too much money

Just like that our daddy
The General Overseer of (A.P.C) Pastor Adeboye

Never believe the words that come from 3 P's

Politician
Pastor
Prostitute

rapheal5:
can you just state one reason, why you hate Yoruba. Most Yoruba youths voted for obi in South West, yet obi couldn't make 60percent vote in core Eastern part...

Saying the truth has now become hatred. Ok

If only this baby know the kind yeye country he was born into🤬🤬🤬

He won't believe it..

Baatunde:
I thought one of your ilks told us here on Nairaland that he gave IDF only one week to wipe out Hamas and destroy the whole of Gaza.....it is easy for you lots to sit in the comfort of your keyboard and be making mouth and laughing at the death and destruction of those whom you hate for whatever reason... it shows a lot about your moral compass. And since IDF has been dropping their bombs the Israelis have been living peacefully after?..

I literally derive joy seeing you and Hamas cry everyday, begging for ceasefire.
E sweet me like seriously
You go cry tire All these your wailings too dey sweet me

Gaza looking like Syria

And IDF is just starting.
Your generations will feel the damages and follow you and cry and wail till enternity

See how beautiful Gaza looks
More bombings too come till the whole of Gaza turn to dust

If she like make she wear hijab, trouser, bra and pant on wedding day
If she go cheat she go still cheat.

Baatunde:
With all due respect sir, those calling for a "Free Palestine" in the UK and all over thew world are not "2%" of the population and they are certainly not idiots because they are not bigoted enough not to blindly support a genocidal and oppressive regime like you lots. I know you will call me the next idiot because you people cannot present your case without insult and abuse. From you statement, you are implying the whole of the Irish Nations of Ireland and Northern Ireland, South Africa , Bolivia to mention a few, standing firmly behind a free Palestine are idiots. Same for the millions of people who have participated in several hundreds of marches all over the world in support of a free Palestine including well meaning Israelis and religious Rabbis whose conscience would just not allow them to blindly support the denigration and oppression of a people in the name of "defending ourselves"

Lets not talk of tons of videos by people from mall over the world exposing the hypocrisy and the massive propaganda of the Israelis most of which have been viewed millions of times with hundreds of thousands of LIKES. I respectfully disagree with your " 2% idiots" theory as it is not supported by any data but just a product of your concoction. Public opinion about Netanyahu even before October 7 has not always been pleasant and even after October 7 many felt that he deliberately sacrificed Israeli lives just to have an excuse to declare war on Hamas and boost his rating because the Egyptians warned the Israelis that something was in the offing.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-67082047

https://electronicintifada.net/content/evidence-israel-killed-its-own-citizens-7-october/41156

You will explain tire and cry blood

Now now now IDF is busy blasting your Hamas
Continue writing novels online
It won't stop IDF from dropping bombs upon bombs.
Continue writing novel

Una go cry tire

Feldie:
why don't you go and enlist? People whose brothers and sisters are dying fruitlessly are calling for the mad man's resignation a keyboard warrior like you is making mouth. Since they started the war in October, they have not been able to free a single hostage but are instead losing soldiers and you think the people won't want a different strategy? Look war is easy on paper but when you go in, you realize that you are just a human being like your opponent and it only takes one bullet for you or your enemy to die off and your body stepped on by your fleeing mates. The Isrealis are even withdrawing. War is not youtube video. Just because some guy with a computer claimed on YouTube that you're the best military in the world doesn't mean you won't die if you step on mine or get shot

Go and fight for your Arab demons
Go to Palestine and get your skull blasted open with your brains pouring out zobo
You go cry tire
You go explain tire

Just today alone 50 Hamas imbeciles were blasted with bombs.

NEXT TIME
PICK YOUR FIGHT WISELY AND STOP CRYING LIKE A BITCH.

IT GIVES ME JOY TO SEE PALESTINE TURN TO DUST

Loser