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All I see are the bleaching mofos... As in industrial prostitutess

Sorry sir, are u a gay?

I am loyal sir oooo

How do u mean babe?.. Explain

Cherrybrown, introvert, ladyb, sambarry

It was a beautiful Monday morning, me and my friend, Papa by name was dressing up for the event of the day in school (Olabisi Onabanjo University), fully dressed and locking up the door,

Papa : Guy, I no wan go lecture today cos e be like say titi wan come grace my day.

Me : Guy, Wetin happen? Lock door make we dey go school jor

Papa : That lecturer self get her wahala jare, how person go wake up dey go class for this early morning

Me : Guy, we soon quickly finish today nah

Papa : That woman self, Sam, make we dey go then, I go later titi be that.

Me : correct guy, u get mouth.

On getting outside the hostel waiting for bike, this beautiful damsel was walking by when my friend papa sighted her

Papa: wow Sam, Na the girl parole wey I dey tell u say make you enter dey pass so

Me : u mean that girl going ?

To be continue..... Low batt

#1000

I will rather go for Ogidiga and peak milk

Is that a Rottweiler for your village?... Why u no get sense self?

e possible?

na you dey pop her cherry?

Buy car for your wife Sola

can you prove this?

quote for ladies

We always think of valentine's day
Birth day
Father's day
Mother's day
Children's day
Our day,
Farmer's day
Teacher's day
Boxing day,
Christmas day
Independance day
This day,
That day, Day in Day out.
Have u ever thought of JUDGEMENT DAY, is it going to be a day of celebration or condemnation for u?
If you're safe, what about ur friends & loved ones. Show them love by telling them about d JUDGEMENT DAY. Pls pass dis to ur 14 loved ones, let heaven be happy 4 u 2day. Pls don't say later, do
it now because 2moro may be too late. I'll love 2 receive it if am among d people u care about. Am Waiting..

Thou shall not add or deduct from the holy book of Valentine

Adaksbullet come and see oooo, cherrybrown, prettythicksme, truckpusher, sambarry

FEBRUARY CHAPTER 14
Behold it is written in the book of February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's
day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died,
my credit got finished, my DP refused to change,
my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams
etc... When thou seeth these signs, be calm,
fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that
verily verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou
art a side chick."
Verse 2...
"Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were
taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all
will end on the bed."
Verse 3:
"Behold babe, I stand at thy door of your hostel
and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy
door, I will come in and eat with you, dine with
you and share thy gifts I have for you."
Verse 4:
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for
any girl for peace I will grant to him."
Verse 5:
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14
that they gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a date, but know ye that who so
ever does not make that mistake shall not have
the fear of 9 months assignment."

And the Glory will be for the West to use and Enjoy for the rest of their lives

I will crucify this comment of yours, it lacks content of common senses which is pathetic

no be favour I wan do am make she no old for her papa house? make she swerve, better girls set wey I go just use mouth propose to..

I don't believe in kneeling down for woman all in the name of proposal.

No time to check time

will you marry me?
Yes
oyar take my Aba ring....

still I am - Certified bachelor with zero worries

had it been that u prettythicksme or prettythickme helicopter, she wouldn't have dumped you

The man dey drink bottled water inside our zoo, he dey wear starched and gator native attire inside our zoo, he even dey fresh and big inside our zoo.

Bia Nnamdi, can't u see that our zoo is better than your Biafra?

@ adaksbullet, buy her a net or plane

oga, if you need the job, them come and take it

you should kill yourself..lolzzzz

That is what we call " A promo Egg"

That is what call " A promo Egg"

Simple answer - I want us to be into a relationship where we can be sharing the same thoughts and ideas together to become one. Let me be your Adam and u be my eve, let me be your jack and u be my rose, be my Juliet and I'll be your Romeo.

Bae, I knew I got u so bad with my quote, two wrongs will never make a right, I am so sorry, just responding based on my personal experience , I am so sorry dear, ignore my comment, see me as your brother, either big or small bro.
One love sis. Quote me if I have forgiven a friend

Yes I am a bachelor with zero worries who ain't gonna date a b!tch like u. Stingy ass fool. Quote me and I will show u that I am from ibadan, u know what it means?..

Anyway, how was your night ?