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where were you when God was distributing senses?. You lack knowledge my dear.. Help your boyfriend, if u can't, any bae will do.. If u can ask him for money, then u must serve him..SIMPLE

summerflame will love to have 2..
names will be : David and richard

I will definitely move on to the next available flight,.
I will never marry because of love, I will only marry because of having kids.
No time to check time

when will you receive sense ?

in our own Yoruba culture, if a woman is flinging or keeping concubines or extra marital affairs, she might be liable to kill her husband at the long run.

It is either u stay in your marriage and be insecure like a stranger and be a slave to her acts or your divorce her and be forever happy.

People are only being sentimental here, divorce is the key bro.

The goat dey do standing ovation

@ lasisi69 , I don't do olosho

you are simply a classified fool. Is this how u grab your dad's dick?.. You are just an end time fool.. lasisi69 , where are u oooo?

kill yourself

The boy looks like adaksbullet... lol

Chronic Typhoid

you got pained and she got served. nice one man

I could remember that day, it was on a very bad harmattan day, I was driving to go and have some shots of jedi jedi around 6am before starting the day when I saw this damsel.

She was on a bike coming from a club (I guess), due to the breeze on the bike, she was shivering.

I came down from the car and offer to give her a ride due to the excessive cold, she declined. I had to remove my Hoodie ($120, was painful though) and I forcefully gave to her to cover herself up.

Afterward, I told her this ; No matter where you are coming from, a queen like u deserves a mercy of man, our path shall cross again.

After about 2 months, I ran into her inside a bank, I tapped her, she looked at me, jump for joy and hugged me so tight, we kissed and she told me this; A caring and a gentleman like u deserves to be treated like a king.

The rest is a story.

RIP to her

Confidence is the key

lol @ comrades.. Bro, u get bad mouth oooo. inshi gini... kilode nah...

You just nailed it.. Ladies thinking backward since the time of Adolph Hitler

Haba, as old as you are sister.
Where did God distributed all these common senses self, this sister needs one

End result of mixed up babies in the labor room.
Son, listen up, u should be under your parent helping them in selling fufu or akamu. Your mates ain't here.

Over to you Seun the CEO., I think there should be age verification before joining Nairaland officially.

Monkey claiming posh.

Are your parents really proud of you Son?.

Bros, make I no lie u, na $100m fit do am oooo

Ndigbo no dey use money play. Dem fit kill dem mama cos of a penny.. Ndigbo Kwenu..

Bros, are u normal?.
Mental problem alert, Seun, someone don run mad here oooo.
Is Akpabio not different from Okorocha?.
Na somebody born u?.. U are a waste of sperm

Gov. Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo State , in terms of security and cleanliness

have u been to jail and prison before?

DASUKI AND FFK

if it is my mum in there, won't I do something?.

Yes, I will go in for 90 days for her, not for the love or her lust towards me, but for humanity sake.

Although, biitch ain't loyal but not all.

sighted

I am introducing my first story ever here on NL.

I stands to be corrected if there is any error, every criticisms will be welcomed as well.

Inspirations from onihaxy, snakie, cherrynrown, D9ty7 and others..

Wanna charge up my phones.
Update in a bit.

Likes will be appreciated ...

This is how we roll.

if u really want a car key, u can take it back to back

tochukwu and owulu, na wa ooo..

thanks boss

my simple self. when I was 2 and when I am now 33