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Dreamhighnow:
When you have sense. The gender gave birth to you and you will likely give birth to the same gender u believe don't have sense

Trash

Yenyenyen

Jerubulah:
She didnt kill herself because of bf
Stop saying or spreading false info

See you .hikmat that I know personally.....oga she killed herself because of break-up depression

Who else remember hikmat gbadamosi..
The uniport girl that did same that year cos of this bf and gf issue

When will this gender have sense

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

Ekwelebe..ndi fornicators..i don laugh die her as per "go raw,if the prik stand then use condom"

obembet:
Which road jam-packed?

Oh is that why PHC have 8 flyovers on a single road

10 ohhh ABA road if u factor eleme junction flyover

Fiscus105:
Daily increment on food alone is btw 14-16k? (14*30= #420k) if I choose minimum increment spendings only on food oooo.

All of these are just to make front page, yet some hopeless and lazy readers will almost have HBP on mere figment of OP' imagination, blaming institution of marriage as usual.
.......thank God you still be able to stay in room and parlor? Wen u done with ur hallucinations you shall wake up from your dream where you saw urself in room and parlor self contained when actually you are in a single room ,"face me and face you".

I think say na only me see the lie of 16k for food Daily..haba

adajoe555:
It's really terrible in my village... My mum called that she went to farm in the morning only for her to return in the evening and flood have taken over the house, I have to rush home from Port Harcourt to help them move things to the next community, it was really terrible, in less than three hours, water have covered the whole community, thank God we got out safe.. now is canoe they are using to acess some villages..

Reporting from Rivers State Onelga.

Seems we come from the same place..what's the name of your community

Same old shit..

Vote Mikel Arteta for president of Nigeria

Ladygbola:
Guys pls let's analyse this and see if I really did cheat on my boyfriend. My boyfriend and I decided to place a bet that I am not too cheap to get only for him to use a guy who I don't know to set me up by telling him to ask me out. The guy was so cute and I noticed he has big dicck because it was visible in his trouser. I don't like to use my eyes to see big dickk because it turns me on and drives me crazy. We ended up having a one night stand and my boyfriend got to find out that bush meat finally caught the hunter. He is saying am a hoe and the lies but on a lighter note was I to be blamed? Even though he has been fateful but I cheated with his consent and he knows am very easily carried away when it involves big dicck because I have told him times without number of my cravings for big dickk...

Shift abeg..of all the problems we are facing as a country this is what u are bringing forbid this morning?

Onmyrise:
Reincarnation is 100% real.

The soul reincarnates from life time to life time coming back to pay what it owes, its karma(punishment) and get its dharma(good rewards)

One of the reasons you hear of dejavu, is that feeling that you feel you already know someone when you just met them.
Its cos you knew them at a soul to soul level from a past life

Everyone has 108lives to live and if after that, you dont transend this mechanical life and become an Angel, then you descend to Hell, for hellfire to help purify you since you couldnt do it yourself.

Only a few people remember their past lives.

Well, its an interesting and extensive topic and there are loads of stories to prove this in every culture and lattitude.

What the Bleep did u just type

BABANGBALI:
That confirms there is life after death. People retaliate when they die. Retaliation is real

Na fight... retaliation gbwa gi

Shigbia I no get ..

This would have been a great relief if he was picking nigeria to keep it were he saw it in 2015....

Chykiin person gf

Sweetplum:
That's the mentality of most boys on this forum. If you dare date any of them, you may live to tell a sad tale.
Make sure he vomits all the damages. Arrest his mom, father, siblings, entire family and friends, his Alfa or Pastor or Herbalist or Atheist folks. Make sure you deal with him physically and spiritually. What an unfortunate man with nothing to gain and nothing to produce.
Sum up the total worth of what he destroyed physically and emotionally. They may be up to N3m or N5m. Let him cough it out. After his release from the police station, charge him to court. Harass him regularly with emotional blackmail and make sure you tell all Nigerians he threatened your life.
Get police reports, court orders etc. Report him to people that can help him pay maybe you go recover some amount since the man is so broke.
The he-goats must suffer like a village goat!

Nawao

What is Kim problem

charlsecy:
Everyone will die, so no need for such prayers.

Everyone are not gonna die.. Jesus is coming soon

Leave this thing..they did OBIdient march in Lagos and we saw how Lagos was shut down..

Someone should organize tinubu march in anambra..I want to check something..if not it's still

OBIdient 2 vs Urchings 0

Imagine praying for his business to thrive is like praying for people to die..

Well, what do I know?

Fearyourcreator:
The money is very small for a country as large is Nigeria... This no be money ooo to take run a country as big as Nigeria

Really..

Nawao..

Were will they see this money..

Soon buhari will be borrowing from akawo women..

tolue42:
Ahhhh what if they set the car ablaze

He will go and tell his maker that he was shooting war film to post on nairaland for us.he was caught in the cross fire..

PROUDIGBO:
The fool videoing is part of the plot!

ABI..

Who get mind dey use phone dey video in that situation..when he is not a war photographer

Them dey shoot.. someone stand dey video..oga u should have stayed down under a car and give us better view gan..just off ur phone video light and be videoring from under that car jejely..

Ikpeazukerosene:
Led
You have the IQ of a gnat

Seconded

sylve11:
the same thing she did when she created a thread about one POS nonsense. When people aired their opinions, she took it personal and started insulting them.
Very one kind person with dull brain.

Very dull..and someone will marry this one o.. tufia

Ajay7411:
I don't know why I'm wasting my time with a human being like this

Ewu

Chai guy..u really waste ur time..she is ugly join..

Etc

ogmask:
This is the kind of bridge we should be talking about and not those things in Portharcourt wike wasted money on.

Wike's biggest road achievement is the planting of touts everywhere around the bridges to harass and steal from people. All the bridges are the perfect cover for thieves and hoodlums because of the blind spot created with concrete slabs by Julius Berger

You are absolutely right..we have the money to even construct something better than was you are seeing here...but Berger are doing rubbish..the flyover at artillery is worse off imagine all cars turning at one point..the traffic early morning and at night eh...

Abeg someone should help me for MTN Data..you can also check my signature..

0706..4390.960
Thank u

Please someone should do me data or airtime na..youa can also check my signature..God bless you..

0706..4390..960 MTN

No be wedding dey do me now.. someone save a soul ..check my signature..I can also do menial job