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ExAngel007:
no waaaaay

Sister all way na way o

mariahAngel:
You tried.

Next time, just add some uziza leaves to give it that soupy taste and aroma (if you're going to eat with eba).

Money no dey for the uziza....so I just manage..I wanted to get it but no money jare

mokset123:
next time, try wash the slime off the catfish with hot water before cooking with it, you will be amazed with the dirt you would see in the bowl of hot water you used in washing the fish

Thank u.. noted

dawnomike:
It is nice that you decided to cook what will make you happy... Enjoy

Thanks boss

Elmojiid:
All way na way..

Yes o..na survive we dey

Blessedmercy8:
It is well.

So you ate this with eba or what? Una dey try. Me I can't. Maybe a little thickener like achi inside the fish would have made a decent pot of soup to swallow your eba.

Nlfpmod.

Sister hunger dey land..no time to select food now..

My Lord that deliver Paul and Silas
Who deliver Paul and Silas
My Lord that deliver Paul and Silas..will also deliver me..

Brothers and sisters I finally quench hunger.. tomorrow will take care of itself..we eat to survive not enjoyment..for now,all way na way..

Please check my signature..I will so appreciate..

Food is been dished..

Please don't laugh at me o..I can cook but na waitin my money reach buy I manage o

Just finished making Garri

After a few more minutes I took the pot down..ready to make garri..

Fire devouring the catfish...
Added offor after allowing the catfish boil for some minutes..

Preparation

Ingredients..
Oil and offor .(thickener)

Ingredients

The cat fish

Catfish

Goood day my country People..
As you all can see how hard the country is, that these days we eat for survival, not enjoyment..

This is how I spent my last 1500 naira for food that will last me for two day I think..

I wanted to get dried fish, kpomo, prewikles, and leaf..but the money was not enough, so I had to buy half deica of garri first of 500..as garri is life saver..

I went to Tank market at rumukrushi in Port Harcourt

Priced this catfish for 800 naira...haba..things cost o..seller was telling me 1200. We letter aggred for 800 naira..I have 200 left.. bought Palm oil 100 naira and knor cube 50 and onion 50..very small Onion..

As no money to get the rest..man must survive..
Below are pictures of the food.

Picture 1 is the fish in a pot

Picture 2. Sliced onion, salt, pepper and Maggi

Picture 3. Palm oil and offor

Picture 4.. preparation

You can also do well to check my other thread as per bachelor cooking and managing money skill.....this is a 1k food..minus the half derika of garri...it will last me till tomorrow evening..

My other food thread last year..

https://www.nairaland.com/6536601/photo-oha-soup-prepared-n850

I didn't see such banner .me that is watching the match....

We will get back to u..this was how my friend left her papa house in pH to Abuja for an interview
They ended btye interview by "we will get back to you"

Omo, the babe was all smile and Happy, she have spentb3 months in Abuja at a strangers home waiting for the company to get back to her..nobody tell her to use her tongue count her teeth..she begin look for TP to go back home when Sapa got unbearable. Till now they never got back to her but she is now working in this same pH now

Thread since April..nawao..

This is why nigeria is not moving..
A whole 8 months thread

Omo omo omo..

At this point,my omo is omoed..

Dreamhighnow:
When you have sense. The gender gave birth to you and you will likely give birth to the same gender u believe don't have sense

Trash

Yenyenyen

Jerubulah:
She didnt kill herself because of bf
Stop saying or spreading false info

See you .hikmat that I know personally.....oga she killed herself because of break-up depression

Who else remember hikmat gbadamosi..
The uniport girl that did same that year cos of this bf and gf issue

When will this gender have sense

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

Ekwelebe..ndi fornicators..i don laugh die her as per "go raw,if the prik stand then use condom"

obembet:
Which road jam-packed?

Oh is that why PHC have 8 flyovers on a single road

10 ohhh ABA road if u factor eleme junction flyover

Fiscus105:
Daily increment on food alone is btw 14-16k? (14*30= #420k) if I choose minimum increment spendings only on food oooo.

All of these are just to make front page, yet some hopeless and lazy readers will almost have HBP on mere figment of OP' imagination, blaming institution of marriage as usual.
.......thank God you still be able to stay in room and parlor? Wen u done with ur hallucinations you shall wake up from your dream where you saw urself in room and parlor self contained when actually you are in a single room ,"face me and face you".

I think say na only me see the lie of 16k for food Daily..haba

adajoe555:
It's really terrible in my village... My mum called that she went to farm in the morning only for her to return in the evening and flood have taken over the house, I have to rush home from Port Harcourt to help them move things to the next community, it was really terrible, in less than three hours, water have covered the whole community, thank God we got out safe.. now is canoe they are using to acess some villages..

Reporting from Rivers State Onelga.

Seems we come from the same place..what's the name of your community

Same old shit..

Vote Mikel Arteta for president of Nigeria

Ladygbola:
Guys pls let's analyse this and see if I really did cheat on my boyfriend. My boyfriend and I decided to place a bet that I am not too cheap to get only for him to use a guy who I don't know to set me up by telling him to ask me out. The guy was so cute and I noticed he has big dicck because it was visible in his trouser. I don't like to use my eyes to see big dickk because it turns me on and drives me crazy. We ended up having a one night stand and my boyfriend got to find out that bush meat finally caught the hunter. He is saying am a hoe and the lies but on a lighter note was I to be blamed? Even though he has been fateful but I cheated with his consent and he knows am very easily carried away when it involves big dicck because I have told him times without number of my cravings for big dickk...

Shift abeg..of all the problems we are facing as a country this is what u are bringing forbid this morning?

Onmyrise:
Reincarnation is 100% real.

The soul reincarnates from life time to life time coming back to pay what it owes, its karma(punishment) and get its dharma(good rewards)

One of the reasons you hear of dejavu, is that feeling that you feel you already know someone when you just met them.
Its cos you knew them at a soul to soul level from a past life

Everyone has 108lives to live and if after that, you dont transend this mechanical life and become an Angel, then you descend to Hell, for hellfire to help purify you since you couldnt do it yourself.

Only a few people remember their past lives.

Well, its an interesting and extensive topic and there are loads of stories to prove this in every culture and lattitude.

What the Bleep did u just type