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Chop my � money..

The thing will be sweeting girls to hear

Kajaard:
Beated

Sometimes it's better to just type in your local dialect instead

Oga life no serious like that..learn to notice sarcasm when you see one..no mention me again

This is another reason to believe India beated nigeria 99-1..

Africa too dey over do

aprilwise:
Do not anyone pressure you to leave your parents house if you’re not financially balance. I’m 35 I work in offshore with good salary am still living with my parents. I have all the space in the world

Boss good morning..abeg any internship trainee position?...make I come learn the work

LETTER TO MY LANDLORD

Dear Able Landlord, It's me victor, the tenant you gave double quit notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small confessions wey I wan yarn you laidis:

1. Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes you read that right, and na me give am belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na accidental discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I promise say e no go happen again. I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad man. Yes!

2. Bingo your dog no lost, na chop we chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz we follow you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your caretaker and one other hausa man. Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use am cook beans. Omo! the dog get natural oil for body... And i know say you go dey plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am. I know say I bad, but you see that your caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect the lion share despite say na me bring up the idea... can you imagine?

3. Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find your keke. The thing be say I sell am dis morning. Money bin no too dey my hand and I suppose settle one or two agent for this new compound I wan park into, no too reason am.

The iron condemn man bin dey price am 25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey still dey in good condition for 25k? e no good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make everything be round figure. So the iron condemn man come later pay me 30k for everything. Na the money I use transport myself, and na from there I go take cook soup when I reach.

I drop 2k under your door mat, so when you come you carry am hold body. E no good say I sell your property without dropping something, my conscience no go allow me rest.

Welcome back from work my amiable nairalnders..
Let me use this one to greet you all



LETTER TO MY LANDLORD

Dear Able Landlord, It's me victor, the tenant you gave double quit notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small confessions wey I wan yarn you laidis:

1. Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes you read that right, and na me give am belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na accidental discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I promise say e no go happen again. I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad man. Yes!

2. Bingo your dog no lost, na chop we chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz we follow you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your caretaker and one other hausa man. Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use am cook beans. Omo! the dog get natural oil for body... And i know say you go dey plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am. I know say I bad, but you see that your caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect the lion share despite say na me bring up the idea... can you imagine?

3. Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find your keke. The thing be say I sell am dis morning. Money bin no too dey my hand and I suppose settle one or two agent for this new compound I wan park into, no too reason am.

The iron condemn man bin dey price am 25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey still dey in good condition for 25k? e no good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make everything be round figure. So the iron condemn man come later pay me 30k for everything. Na the money I use transport myself, and na from there I go take cook soup when I reach.

I drop 2k under your door mat, so when you come you carry am hold body. E no good say I sell your property without dropping something, my conscience no go allow me rest.

Welcome back from work..my able nairalanders. Let me use this one to greet you people



LETTER TO MY LANDLORD

Dear Able Landlord, It's me victor, the tenant you gave double quit notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small confessions wey I wan yarn you laidis:

1. Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes you read that right, and na me give am belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na accidental discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I promise say e no go happen again. I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad man. Yes!

2. Bingo your dog no lost, na chop we chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz we follow you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your caretaker and one other hausa man. Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use am cook beans. Omo! the dog get natural oil for body... And i know say you go dey plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am. I know say I bad, but you see that your caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect the lion share despite say na me bring up the idea... can you imagine?

3. Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find your keke. The thing be say I sell am dis morning. Money bin no too dey my hand and I suppose settle one or two agent for this new compound I wan park into, no too reason am.

The iron condemn man bin dey price am 25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey still dey in good condition for 25k? e no good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make everything be round figure. So the iron condemn man come later pay me 30k for everything. Na the money I use transport myself, and na from there I go take cook soup when I reach.

I drop 2k under your door mat, so when you come you carry am hold body. E no good say I sell your property without dropping something, my conscience no go allow me rest.

Desusi:
You tried no be small. Continue eh!

Should i

emperorlaqrin:
Guy you dey ment lol

This country..if u don't have money have data o..e get why..

LETTER TO MY LANDLORD

Dear Able Landlord, It's me victor, the tenant you gave double quit notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small confessions wey I wan yarn you laidis:

1. Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes you read that right, and na me give am belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na accidental discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I promise say e no go happen again. I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad man. Yes!

2. Bingo your dog no lost, na chop we chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz we follow you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your caretaker and one other hausa man. Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use am cook beans. Omo! the dog get natural oil for body... And i know say you go dey plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am. I know say I bad, but you see that your caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect the lion share despite say na me bring up the idea... can you imagine?

3. Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find your keke. The thing be say I sell am dis morning. Money bin no too dey my hand and I suppose settle one or two agent for this new compound I wan park into, no too reason am.

The iron condemn man bin dey price am 25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey still dey in good condition for 25k? e no good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make everything be round figure. So the iron condemn man come later pay me 30k for everything. Na the money I use transport myself, and na from there I go take cook soup when I reach.

I drop 2k under your door mat, so when you come you carry am hold body. E no good say I sell your property without dropping something, my conscience no go allow me rest.

ogmask:
Sometimes I wonder if it's same Berger that built Akwa Ibom roads that is working in rivers state.
Port Harcourt should learn the art of road building from uyo. The roundabout and bridges are very well laid out, unlike Phc where everyone converges in one small circle causing more traffic.
Only in Phc, you find agberos in uniforms controlling/harassing motorists under flyovers. Only in Phc flyovers are walled off so dangerously that hoodlums hide behind the wall to wreak havoc and drivers will have to rely greatly on their instincts to navigate the so-called roundabout under the flyover because of the blind spots caused by the high walls Julius Berger planted on the roads.

Those flyover designs are not just it in ph.. imagine flyovers with just one turning point..

Didn't wike see what Amaechi did in eleme junction and obirikwerri? That's what should have been done in Artillery and rumuola.. not the nonsense over head bridge..the one Berger is building in rumukrushi now, I bet it's same design..must all the design look the same?

Matysu:
I recharged your line

Thank you..seen

wiseone28:
Hope the data won't end up in xvideos?

God forbid

Ibime:
I have sent you data

Thank you....u are blessed

Ibime:
Sorry it's airtime I sent you, but I see others have already sent you data

Yes thank you.. please the data and airtime is enough..the love was massive I 2as not expecting to be giving data that sums up to 2gb..thank u

TrollsNeverDies:
God bless you for your kind heart

God bless him for me

Goddyj:
if you still need the data, reply make I send you 500mb make you manage

Yes sir..thank you.. God bless u

Ibime:
I have sent you data

Thank you so very much..you are blessed

Did you know, there are lot of good people on nairaland than bad People...I just confirmed it today...thanks to those who helped me for data for my interview....

if I blow I know it's gonna take a while

No situation is permanent..
the hustle continues, I will do giveaway thread..I promise....

God dey

I just want to use this medium to thank those of u who helped me for data for my interview tomorrow..God bless u all..

gaby:
I just did you credit. DM me

Thank you let me check

valiju:
I have send you data

Thank you let me check

Funny..when they made the decision they were not informed?

Please any good Samaritan that can do me data..I just received a message that I have online interview tomorrow by 10am and I am on opera Mini free daily data..abeg someone help me..

MTN 0706. 439.0960..abeg..someone help me..I can't let this opportunity pass abeg

I have posted on other thread and no one has responded . please..I have been at home since last June when I finished my OND..I trained myself

Please any good Samaritan that can do me data..I just received a message that I have online interview tomorrow by 10am and I am on opera Mini free daily data..abeg someone help me..

MTN 0706. 439.0960..abeg..someone help me..I can't let this opportunity pass abeg

Please any good Samaritan that can do me data..I just received a message that I have online interview tomorrow by 10am and I am on opera Mini free daily data..abeg someone help me..

MTN 0706. 439.0960..abeg..someone help me..I can't let this opportunity pass abeg

Please any good Samaritan that can do me data..I just received a message that I have online interview tomorrow by 10am and I am on opera Mini free daily data..abeg someone help me..

MTN 0706. 439.0960..abeg..someone help me..I can't let this opportunity pass abeg

Please any good Samaritan that can do me data..I just received a message that I have online interview tomorrow by 10am and I am on opera Mini free daily data..abeg someone help me..

MTN 0706. 439.0960..abeg..someone help me..I can't let this opportunity pass abeg

Please someone tell him our PH is fast turning to ABA...this dustbin don too much..

Hian..


For two months now in most places they have not packed the dustbin and e dey block road..plus stinking

Must you go, an empty-handed?”
Must you meet the Savior so?
Not one soul with which to greet Him:
Must you empty-handed go

Not at death you shrink nor falter,
For the Savior saves you now;
But to meet Him empty-handed,
Thought of that should clouds your brow.

O the years in sinning wasted;
Could you but recall them now,
You would give them to the Savior,
To His will you'd gladly bow.

O ye saints, arouse, be earnest,
Up and work while yet ’tis day;
Strive for souls while still you may.