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Segzy22:
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IPIGSRSHALLOW:
Suddenly, it is all quiet on the eastern front. No street heckles or flag waving or mooning over a yellow sun, no hooting or baying in public. The rabble no longer raves. Few wonder what happened to the Nnamdi Kanu crowd. Some may wonder if they are withering?

The answer is before our eyes. The Biafran babblers are alive and well. They just swapped icons, rechristened the shrines and rewrote the rites. They left the prophet for a secular priest. They have had a switch of battle gear.

Maybe it is not quiet. We can hear and feel the cacophony. The chants and caterwauling are everywhere, especially on the phones. The twitter bees, the Instagram grimes, the Facebook freaks. They are alive and well, but they have not been at war at the side of their icon, who is griping in detention.

It’s farewell Kanu. Welcome Obi, at least until the new priest peters out. They are at his worship. They embrace it because it does not, for the first time in years, feel like they are outside the mainstream. They are not falling foul of the law, not howling from the fringes. They have Peter Obi as their man. He is mainstream. He belongs, not to the MASSOB, or Kanu’s assembly called IPOB. They can say they have a legitimate tribe and rhetoric. They may pretend to love Nigeria. They may claim to embrace INEC, cling to a political party no one in the police or DSS will harangue.

But that is where it stops. They have transferred the temperament of their former master into the new. And they have not spared any incoherence, any lack of finesse, and threats and tantrums, any show of rabid, primitive cants, or any ululations. They have abused, cursed, thrown imprecations. They have hugged lies about their candidate. They have pelted lies about others. They have distorted material.

Obi has turned out to be an excuse for even closet Biafrans to betray open emotions about Biafra without being accused of it. This includes intellectuals who did not show mercy to him while he reigned in Anambra as a pharisaic chief executive. It is like wearing a colour beneath another colour. Obi has become a shelter for both miscreants and activists of the crowd.

Obi knows this. He is happy to be their catharsis, to be their excuse for unfurling their bile at the system, for acting like revolutionaries. He is playing to it by acting as though he is the saint of Nigerian politics. Perhaps the purists of the Biafran cause are unhappy, and they unleashed a past video clip of Kanu on the social media. In it, Kanu lashes out at Obi as governor and stated what this essayist wrote about him over building a NEXT supermarket while still the governor of Anambra State. The video clip referred to him as a sort of sexual being on the fringe. You can imagine an Aso Rock sweltering with romps of the evil flesh. His so-called Obidients know this. But it counts for little.

They also know that this is the same Obi, whose emissaries were intercepted, while a governor at Apapa, by then police chief Marvel Akpoyibo with over 200 million cash. The matter became a cause celebre with impeachment dangling until the timid state house of assembly was on the take. This is the man they call stingy because he dared to spend on himself and his family, his wife being accused of spending N1.5 billion on tours. The man that admitted he placed Anambra money in his family account, and was not ashamed to confess when confronted. He did not follow due process. This is the man who is speaking from both sides of his mouth for maintaining an offshore account while a governor. This is Obi, who claimed he saved money, while pensioners were looking desperately at their graves.

I can excuse those who think that being stingy is good for the economy because they are looking at how they run their family and personal finances. But no economy works in history by saving money. It stifles the economy. He has not been able to tell us how he will do it, and whether he has done it. We have no landmark in Anambra State to attribute to him, no enduring legacy.

But this essayist can understand why Obi knows that the crowd that adores him will not question him. He is therefore using religion as a bait. He is now on a weekly pilgrimage to churches. Jonathan did the same. The pastors, ever opportunistic, see him as a darling. He is visiting a sectional hue of pews. This is the man who divided the church in Anambra State in his time between Catholics and the others. He is trying to push himself as the Christian candidate of the south while his messengers foul the air with sanctimonious growl about Muslim-Muslim ticket. I am sure Kanu will chuckle in his cocoon, especially when he contemplates what he alleges as his sinful romps in hotels.

There is a divide here. He is pushing himself as a southern candidate. His core followers are advancing him as the Igbo candidate. But how do we reconcile the Biafran with an Obi, who even MASSOB, has denied has anything to do with them? Obi is taking a Machiavellian attitude to the matter. If Biafran impulse will propel him, he will take it. The Biafrans on board believe Obi is their best revenge on the Nigerian state. They can take over the zoo by acting as members of the zoo.

But this psychology is nothing new. The private man and public man may not always cohere. In their huts, they are Biafrans. On the frontlines of battle, they are Obi. It is like Mr. Mani in A.B. Yehoshua’s novel who calls himself a Jew but does not believe in Jehovah. He embraces the culture but renounces its mystery. One of 20th century’s top philosophers, Hannah Arendt, obsesses over this schizophrenia in his opus, The Origins of Totalitarianism. The Obi followers accept Biafra but reject Nigeria. They abandon the mystic of the cause, Nnamdi Kanu, and have followed Obi, its inauthentic saint. It is the pragmatism of the cause. Kanu is the unarmed prophet, sulking behind bars. Obi is out in the open, a bird in hand. Machiavelli warned against the unarmed prophet, who fights without power. Elijah was armed against his foes. So was Jesus until he was crucified. They see Obi as armed with electoral quest. It is their own version of the Trojan War. Obi is the Greek Gift that they will ride in the battle for conquest.

They have now evangelised others from outside the southeast to give a regional legitimacy to their cause. They call themselves Obidients but they obey only one call: the sound of the east. Those in south-south have been seduced as by the cooing of Obi’s voice as by evangelism of the Biafrans. Mind you, they have not abandoned Kanu. But their icon has no power for now. Obi is like Zik, Kanu like Ojukwu. One is a flair, the other a flare.

While Obi hops from church to church and beclouds the hypocrisy among political pastors, the nation watches as his sectional army taunts and harangues others. But Obi will do nothing to restrain his rabble because he knows they are doing a good job in keeping the faithful within their own bubble where they reinforce their own self-delusions. That will last until their last call at the polls. This is not the time to properly interrogate in details the false intimations of Obi’s agenda and hypocrisies. But it is safe to say one thing. Before he peters out and hurtles towards an electoral Obi, the country knows the content of the crowd and its origin. They are a caterwauling group trying to seduce, without much success, those outside its ethno-religious tent

You have time..mtchewww. load of balderdash if you think the obi movement is an Igbo movement..go to Edo and talk this thing if boys won't tidy u

TheRareGem1:
I'm very sure majority won't read the content of this post.
How would you know that the VP was represented by his DCOS or that he said "As a government, we are proud of the achievements already recorded by NAPTIP"

I swear I bin one drop curse as I no read am..but seeing yourcimme t I had to go back and read the bolded..if not. Osibande go collect am wotorously from me.

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Nawao..

She should just say Ashawo by night,then cook chop by day .then resume mlwork by night..no need sugar coating it

What a joke ..

Someone that prison break is rampant under his watch..

GudHardDick:
INEC should deploy more staffs and computers to all their offices. The rate at which they're carrying out these registration is extremely too slow

Thank God you noticed

aieromon:
You only got a registration slip

Na who no know before na?

Zonefree:
I don't want to believe you didn't collect that innocent girl's number.

Senior man dont loud it..u know na

So I went to get my VC..

I got to the centre by 8am and there was not much people..but as per nigeria way..those INEC officers that always do like they have made it in life have not resumed work.

So I jejely went one corner to sit and cross leg while pressing phone..by then the crowd was getting bigger and bigger...in my mind I was beginning to get angry because when I came here we were not up to 15 and I was thinking I will leave before 12..for were..

time was ticking..and the sun was getting much.. so one beautiful babe like this came to me to enquire if I came yesterday or someone..I said no,it's my first time here, I made little space for her and asked her if she care to sit..

since she was standing all through..
She sat down jejely like this and we started gisting..while we were gisting the crowd was getting bigger,some people were even cursing the inec officials sef..the Nigeria way.. People were getting impatient. Some left .
The INEC officials arrived..I was hoping to see at least 5 Systems for the enrollment..but my ears can't believe what my eyes saw. Imagine just one system for this whole people...

It was then I remembered that guy that said
"how many times will they tell you that nigeria is not for u"
The INEC officials told us to form line..omo..form which line, for this crowd..me and the babe just jejely sit down and be doing like we were not part of the event....how one machine will serve over 200 people..?

So one of the official came with a list, calling out those that came around yesterday but didn't do the registration.

In my mind I was like.
If una like make una do anyhow,na today I go show una say I be nigerian,if na drag,we go drag am today because I cannot come back tomorrow..

The INEC official be calling names like this but those he is calling are absent....

By then hunger don dey hold me..but the babe kept giving positive vibes..such an intelligent chap..

One officially came and said those that want to do new registration to go to the left..
Those that have done the registration some years ago and lost their card or something should go to the right..me forming big boy,I didn't move..still on my seat jejely.��

So I got to the session with less crowd and asked a guy..

"Abeg no vex, this place na for waiting".
The guy said
"Na for people wey don do before but lost card or something"..

NB- in Nigeria,if you want to ask anybody something, first put "abeg no vex" e get why.
We too vex for this country.

My plan before I came here was to do new VC so as to make it same name with what's reading in my NIN...
But the people waiting to do new VC were uncountable and I hate queue
I jejely went back to my seat..and gave the babe idea of what we will do to beat the queue...

I asked her if she has done before,she said yes but she need to change her name to match with her other documents..
Same thing as me..
I jejely opened INEC portal in my phone..

Clicked on the CVR retrieval tab.. searched for my old name..and saw my details..

No time to waste I jejely went to edit information session and edited what I want..

Did that to the babe details too..��
I clicked submit
The thing just showed me, submitted, waiting for approval..
I was like..which kind yeye approval again.
I went to one official and asked him for the form that I have already registered years ago and I lost my card bla bla bla..he gave me and the babe form to fill..as a sharp guy and tech savvy,I didn't fill it I just wrote my CVR code and gave him, which he understood and smiled..

Now the Koko now is how to beat the queue of those that have already submitted and waiting to be called..��

I accepted fate and queued at the back end...if I parish I parish..���..
The queue was slower than a snail..
I was getting tired because I was the second to last person in over a 100 People..oh God,when��

Soon enough an altercation began at the front, what caused it,I don't know.na so the inec official vex carry table and the machine give her boy to put it in the back and let the registration continue from there��...

In my mind I was like..
God don butter my bread..
"Don't you know the last shall be the first,and the first shall be the last.."
The babe said to me...
God is truely wonderfulllllll.

The official started calling names..the girl went first..then I went next���..
I swear the thing just sweet me.. truely,the patient person eathet the biggest share ..

Like this now the Bible verse came Alive..

The last shall be the First,and the First shall be the last

Brothers and sisters, we did our registration in 15 min..Got our card and went to laminate..

We got to the junction, babe went that way, I went this away..

No ask me if I collect number..
I am child of God...

INEC should bring in more machines and open more centers in the South..cos we still plenty wey never do registration cos of slow pace..

Incase you are in ph,I did mine at elelenwo..

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Please can you put me through the business paying 30k weekly

Are those sex scenes in Spartacus fake?

They are decieving tinubu with these statement..

For this nigeria wey Buhari don divide finish..I just dey laugh tinubu if he fall for this

Chop my money..


That song will be attracting the other gender to you..

And then I will play AYE after and they will be doing face like who shit dey catch