Pls I just had 3cans of malta guiness..I hope its nt too much

Baby my love for you is deep
Cos you so feet for me

I heard it nd cried

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

YOUTUBE pick up lines

I use my eyes..no need talking..or I just open my car Door and they hop in..no stress

EmmySparky:
YOUTUBE pick up lines

I'm actually 100% serious

Let me insert my sim card into your phone and u will like the ringing tone
I was like WTF

Estharfabian:
Is your name "Blessing"...? I think I saw You in my dreams...



Very Lame...

Hahahahahaha.. you so cray

Today is my birthday..I have been on a low key since morning...nairalanders please show a bro some love

YourMain:

A blowjôb...

what is Mouth Gig?.:/.

Michellla:
guy: Where have you been all my life? me: Hiding from guys like you.
guy: i'v seen you somewhere before me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

lol, . eleyi gidi can look

sickstars:

Baby my love for you is deep Cos you so feet for me
I heard it nd cried

you can lieeee o.

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

A guy walk up to you and asked for head? Big lie. Unless you are a whöre(Or look like one).

twerky:
Let me insert my sim card into your phone and u will like the ringing tone I was like WTF

i'm surely gonna use this.

ah tot the poster demanded dat ladies shuld drop their 'palava'... Why den are some guys dropping their lame lines?
Indeed u might think the gurl laffd when u told her those lame lines... Bt, do u remember dat smile/lafter one gives when one doesn't understand or gives a f* to the shit you're saying? That was what u got!!

obiorathesubtle:

so says d Vaseline seller...

CaroLyner:
Does your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

What?! Someone stole that line from my PlayBook and used it on you

Anyway there is more where that came from

Is it just me or u look like J. Lo from behind?

vybzkartel:
Being a guy myself.. I know what we can say sometimes just because we need that one particular girl... Lol... I remember i told a lady dangote was my business partner... Shockingly i had her... Lol... Ladies let's have some fun... Drop all the funnies guys say and do when they want you. Lol

why fucking lying bro...

I've told a girl before dat I can use her period to chop bread

I love you, you talk your own

Michellla:
guy: Where have you been all my life?
me: Hiding from guys like you.

guy: i'v seen you somewhere before
me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

lol for u mind...
If na Dangote pikin or a Trey songs specie- na u go colect dia phone put ur 3 numbers...

YourMain:


I'm actually 100% serious

hmmm...that head or tail line is really a risky one...its too direct...

Idrismusty97:
A guy walk up to you and asked for head? Big lie.

Actually most messaged me on tinder and a couple asked me in person after grabbing my ass.

EmmySparky:
hmmm...that head or tail line is really a risky one...its too direct...

Lol some people have no shame.

It is what it is

Idrismusty97:
A guy walk up to you and asked for head? Big lie. Unless you are a whöre(Or look like one).

I suggest you watch your tongue. If a guy decides to be a perv that has nothing to do with me.

I ask you didn't speak to me in such manner. Please and thank you.

Echelle:
I've told a girl before dat I can use her period to chop bread

kai young man u must b a ritualist, hmmm.... hop did gal threw up immediately u said it

Baby boo,u r so beautiful like the rainbow even the light cannot comprehend Let me take u to my paradise n show u real love,love that is so pure like the morning dew that has never been shown to a girl in this world! here is my number.....

YourMain:

I suggest you watch your tongue. If a guy decides to be a perv that has nothing to do with me.
I ask you didn't speak to me in such manner. Please and thank you.

Don't take people serious on NL. U r beautifully made aunty boo

obiorathesubtle:

lol Na u ooo

Girl everyday u add one more G to your swagg, you're a BB.
I asked what's BB? And he said brains and beauty. Chai...my friends almost died of laughter, they said it's BlackBerry no be only BB, and I was feeling bad for him.

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

u can lie ehnn

YourMain:


Actually most messaged me on tinder and a couple asked me in person after grabbing my ass.

This further buttress my point.

skfa1:

Don't take people serious on NL. U r beautifully made aunty boo

Thank you

I'm not taking him serious. Id just rather he didn't disrespect me.