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justwise:
I'm afraid i did , my course mates then are two Zambian ladies who drink far more than i can....hard to avoid when you live close to town centre and share a flat with club animals

Please oga's in the house assist a brother......

Please,
Does anybody Know where one can write IT certification in Chester or Warrington??
Thanks people.

Hello

Please is there any NL who needs accommodation that is schooling around Chester, Warrington or nearby environs. I have a 2bedflat and i want to share the other one. pls reply me if interested or u know somone who might be interested feel free to rply me n i will provide further details.


thanks.

smakati:
Hi sunvick,
I will be studying at the parkgate campus of uni of Chester, was even thinking I was the only nigerian headed there, thank God!
My visa has been issued but am yet to get back my passport, I intend travelling as soon as I get it. Please send me details (location, distance frm parkgate road, rent cost, estimated bills cost, ur phone number) of the accomodation.
Thanks.

The appartment is in Warrington city center, 27mins train from Warrington Bank Quay to Chester. 15mins walk from Chester train station to Main campus or 5mins(even less) £4 taxi to campus.
£75ppw, £300pcm * 6months standard contract =£1800
Are undergrad or post grad?

Hello

Please is there any NL who needs accommodation that is schoolin around Chester, or nearby environs. I have a 2bedflat and i want to share the other one. pls reply me if interested or u know somone who might be interested feel free to rply me n i will provide further details


thanks.

veryy funny thread...

I could remember yrs back, my elder sis will always be disturbing me to teach her how to drive, so on one faithfull sunday i told her, let go to a school field.
I opened the car door and put the key in ignition, to her to start the car for me, so i will drive to the school field. She entered the steering wheel, Oya start car nah, she touched the key in the ignition, come see sweat and fidgeting for my sis body ohh. she immediately came out of the car and told me she is not interested anymore. 3yrs has gone by and she is still procrastinating. buh if u carry her in the car ur ear will never remain the same. see this, see that, slowwww down, u waner overtake a lorry or truck, she will hold the dashboard soo strong, u will be hearing {small small}, u are on the speed lane to over take a big truck she will lean towards you from her own seat ohh(like bro this truck will touch us ohh shift that side nahh).. chaiii ladies can be soo funny sometimes.

yes it is better to stay with oneself, for oneself and to be oneself.

It is a general view esp for christains to abstain from sex b4 marriage.

Buh how can sexual compatibility be ascertained, resolved and discussed?

MY HUSSY IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL OUTSIDE.

God bless u all for ur good job. I will be vry greatful if u hlp me post this message. Pls post without my I'd. m a lady of 29, married for 10 months now,but we court for 3yrs. I dnt ve issues with my hussy, he only complain that m nt romantic and I dnt love sex. sex is the only issue but just a month ago I found out he has impregnated a girl. I went 2ru his fone, he was begging her not to abort the baby, I was mad! I cry for almost two weeks I couldn't eat or go out. I asked him and he denied it, later I confirmed it and I was not happy with him at all! we had a quarrel which he stopped eating my food and start sleeping out, and if he's to sleep at home it's either he sleep on the floor in our room or he sleep in the living room. I cnt bear it anymore I start begging my husband, it got to a stage where he asked me to pack out, I told him m not leaving my home for any lady not when I ve suffered with him that m not leaving. for that reason he stave me of hunger. I did not disclose this to anybody not even my Mum. now the rumor has spread and my parents get to knw abt it, my mum called me and I deny it the first time, later I told her the truth, she ask me to stay no matter wat I may be passing true. she later came over to settle the issue but he walked out on my MUM. after somedays, I went on my knees to beg him and even sheed tears cos I love my husband and I cnt loose my home to a strange woman. we ve settle our difference. The problem m having now is,(1) how can I make my mum forgive my hussy? (2) he only complain of sex which I knw if I were to be scored, I won't get 30/100, pls my Sister's in the house, what re the things I can do to spice up my marriage in the area of sex. cos m always neat, I dress sexy for him and m nt fat. lastly, how can I forgive my hussy? I always feel betrayed my him and it's really affecting me.

Source{for doubting thomas}:https://www.facebook.com/sexlifein9ja/posts/1048458355170091

I could remember some movies that made me cry thou,
1: Some time in April
2: Hotel Rwanda
3: Slum dog Millionaire

MOD'S PLS CARRY THIS ISSUE GO FP, COS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER OHH

15mins to kick off

Na draw things abi win.
Arsenal can just be funny, cant put a bet on them.

lampard makes it 4 for man city.

It other news Rooney has been sent off.....

Man u leading 2-1 and they are down to ten men

kaiii Aston Villa go hear am today

Angeldemivida: I already proferred workable solutions, Darling. You didn't see my posts. I respect the opinion of others, never cancelled out the opinion of others one bit. Was only disgusted by someone suggesting that the man gets drugged or do you agree with that too?

So what do you have to say about the PORN they watch together? I think one of them was having a default hence the introduction of porn, so i will support watever necessary to ignite their sex life.

Angeldemivida: Yeah I didn't misinterpret, I asked that I hope the aphrodisiac you are recommending is food and not drugs. I went on to say the other thing because somebody here has already recommended that she drug him which is disgusting.

You are not proffering any soulution to the op's problems, rather you are only countering the opinions of others.
we need suggestions n practical workable solution and not counteracting pple here.

hairspray: Thank you.

I am a nairalander with an old account on nairaland but i couldn't post my life story on nairaland with my old account because there would be trouble as I am popular amongst the ladies on here. Hence the reason for the new account which I opened to narrate my ordeal.

I appreciate your comments because I know we have lots of intelligent people here on NL, ladies and gentlemen, some of which I have been honoured to meet in person. Being an old NLder I expected some bashing for this.
I don't have to state it here that I am remorseful about what happened because I would be telling a lie. It happened and I am not proud about it but I enjoyed it. Unlike some of you that are SUPER-HUMAN and very holy and temptation resistant, I am only human with natural weaknesses. So forgive me if my honesty offends you but I want to say thank you to all those who know that adultery isn't the only sin mentioned in the Bible and they offer useful advice instead of trying to cast the first stone or largest rock.

Contrary to what you think, this is not a nollywood crap story. This is my life and I am sure someone out there can relate to this. This happened to me and Tony is a real person and he really lives in surulere.
I never planned for this to happen. I never even imagined that I would have sex outside my marriage but this happened and it haunts/taunts me. I never want it to happen again but it is just like starving a person of food and that person knows there is food in the house, what do you think such a person would do when he/she sees it outside? I'm not trying to justify my sexcapade with Tony but trying make u picture what i am going through.

I have spoken with my husband about this and made suggestions but it always falls on his wrong side and we sometimes argue because he thinks i am comparing him with the things I see on TV. We watched p0rn together and he says "these guys are trying afterall they're being paid for it.. I can't kill myself". I can't r@pe or fight him either so i just drown in my predicament while living my life and acting like all is well.

op
why dont you try puting viagra in his drink and watch him......

Try taking charge when u guys waner have sex, so u can discover some of his most sensitive part..



I wont be surprise if he binds and cast you when you try to give him head.

If they are naive in the bizness, they can mutually agree to use porn. Afterall its a consensual sex that they are having.

one goal
more to come...

kaii 22 mins still no goal ohh....

Chealsea abeg show us some smile naa

Please people,
What is the maximum amount of money a tier 4 student is suppose to travel with please.

Wwooooowwww!!!!!!!!
Just collected ma passport, visa issued on d 4th thou I applied on d 21th of Aug.


Chester here I come.

goodbye from teleperformance phantasmagoria......

Reporting live from Tele.P, Abt 16 persons here waiting to collect there parcel.

bafm: Evening evrybody,pls a̶̲̥̅♏ confuse n ℓ̊ dnt knw who τ̅☺ talk τ̅☺,my mum which was my only friend died dis year soº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºo a̶̲̥̅♏ all alone,pls ℓ̊ need ÿu̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ advice on something,early today ℓ̊ receive a strange sms dt my hubby is cheating on м̣̣̥̇̊ƺ ,whn ℓ̊ saw d txt my hrt fell inside my tommy,ℓ̊ was sweating seriously cos dis is d first tym ℓ̊'ll be seeing such sms n d lady mentioned his name,ℓ̊ left d church,went straight τ̅☺ d house n showed him d sms. He said,it a lie dt he's nt cheating on м̣̣̥̇̊ƺ..pls my mind isn't settled at all..ℓ̊ dnt knw wat τ̅☺ do..

Since U have no evidence to that effect. Accept ur hubby's answer n kindly delete that msg, so U might no be tempted to start making calls to find unreliable infos that will only soil ur marriage.

My 2cents

kingsilly: . take it easy with ur invasion oo..invade only ur files....

Calm down bro, U will recieve ur goodnews sooner than U expect...

Yeepppppkkpaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Your passport and any returned supporting documentation is now ready for collection.

Tele invasion mode activated.
since 21th it is now ready for collection

UK Visas & Immigration has now assessed your UK visa application and made a decision. Your documents and the decision will be sent back to the either the UK Visa Application Centre where you applied, where we will contact you by email over the next few days to collect them, or if you are using the courier return service, will be sent directly back to the address you provided.

Please note that Teleperformance does not know the outcome of the assessment and has played no role in the decision-making process.

Kind regards,

Teleperformance
UK Visa Application Centre

folks I got dis mail this mornin, buh what I don't get is if this mail is coming from Tele UK abi Tele Nija branch. Anyway they shold be prepared for na invasion.
21th Aug.
Guys who went there today shld update us ohh pls..

Teleperformance plzzz ohh.

seeing a glimpse of light frm d long wait.... Since 21th ohh

Congrats to U guys who have recieved thiers

Morgan89: Got mail today from teleperformance that my Visa is ready 4 pick up. Applied 6th August tier 4. All thanks to God.

Congrats man. We are still waiting ohh.

A wife material conventionally is a brilliant and smart lady. She opens her mouth in wisdom, she thinks of solution to a problem, a good manager of a home. Who faces reality and not wallow in fantasies of unrealities.

Buh there hypergamous nature has usurped their wife material tendencies.