₦airaland Forum

MsDelilah:
Hehehe. I know the feeling.

My Baby Boy would smoke your Pontiac too. Make I just finish fixing the transmission first.

Your baby boy will be dealt with. I drive adult man for that matter..

MsDelilah:
Pontiac??! Lmao! You sef no try.

Aunty me, no be my fault wo.. I was feeling fly till I find myself grounded

GAZZUZZ:
I have toyota 1zz-fe engine for sale when you are done with racing.

I see Jan will be good for bois

Oga gazzuzz, that engine is still healthy and sound.. In fact, I love the transmission engaging at such high speed..

EgunMogaji:
President Buhari, please consider your good work in bettering the economy by instituting economic measures.

Nigerians are still wasting fuel by racing on public roads so they are still comfortable, please tighten the austerity measures some more. For example, petrol is still too cheap, it should be about N500 per liter.

Let's have higher custom duties on vehicles having more than 1.6 liter engine.

Classic jibes at the president..

Enyimbamercedes:
So in summary, you were thinking you could use your 1.8 litre toyota corolla to race with a 2010 accord which could be a 2.4 litre i4 or a 3.5 litre v6. Let's say you saw a Honda city or civic in your rear view mirror...you may have stood a chance. Anyway, lesson learned, choose your battles wisely.

Lesson surely learned.. But you know, sometimes you gotta try before getting defeated.. So exactly what I did. Had it been I knew it was 2010, I'll would have respect my self..

I was driving in Pontiac Vibe 2004, feeling fly at 160KM/H, Suddenly, my side mirror displayed a car that look like Honda approaching fast, so, since I was feeling fly, I decided to fly by maxing out the car to 180KM/H, my new speed was actually effective because I noticed the car in mirror was getting smaller and smaller. Then suddenly, we reached a check point and the real adventure began..
The car following me was actually a Honda Accord 2010, driven by middle aged man. So after the checks were over, we continued over journey. I depressed the pedal hard to gain a considerable head start, in fact, the car had to hit the red line before engaging the second gear(The car is automatic by the way), but surprisingly, the dude in Accord just came from the back and over took me like a bullet, in fact, I had to check whether I'm on jack or something, the guy just disappeared in thin air. So I said okay, let me hit my top speed so that I can catch up with him, but, as I'm talking to you now, the guy no where to be found and I'm am presently in my destination.

Help.

MULLAH123:
Glad to see a brother here; I am a Yobean, too.
Brb with my pics.

Wow, nice seeing my brother in the wild.. Following you ASAP

Adeoba10:
Happy eid

You're beautiful!

StephanieLuv:
Aboki with swagg

Thanks sweety! Actually, the North is big enough to have people with swag

Happy Eid-Kabeer Nairaland...
Share your beautiful pics here...
My pics from Damaturu, Yobe State.

Our girls can't even breastfeed us here in Nigeria, while their mates are feeding animals.. It's not fair

My nigga! Fear not

Interesting

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Tobitrueman:
God bless you bro. I'm grateful


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Cool.. May God help us..

Tobitrueman:
First bank Acct: 3066997963
Thank you in advance

Check your account and clear your account number here for privacy.

I'll send 1K to one person... Na student I be too, just trying to do something little
Edit:
Already sent to the beneficiary.. Thanks

SuPeRq:
Sunny Heheheheheeheheheheheh, wia u jam Batoitoi Miss yah all

Miss Quadrat, na together we go the mosque wo.. Miss you so much, in fact, I'm calling right away!

waternogetenemy:
Let Nigeria prepare their hearts and minds for a President from the Eastern part of our country after Buhari presidency.


It is the only way Nigeria can continue to exist as a country. Gowon said it and IBB have said it.


It appears the North are prepared for an Igbo presidency more than the southwest.


Wen I tell people that SS/SE and North as one country would be much better than Nigeria with South west, they think am crazy.


The evidence is right in front of our faces. Two response to my post, one from North and the other from south west.


The North was more positive.

Cool.. The problem is, the North East, North West and North Central are regarded as North, so any of the geopolitical zone that produces a president is okay, but, when we talk about the South, we have the South West, South East and maybe South South, so East each of the geopolitical zone will want the presidency, how can we as a nation balance that? Let's assume, an Igbo man ruled for 8 Years, being in the South, the next president is supposed to come from the North, and after another 8 years, Southern turn will come again, that is, the South West and may be South South will have to wait for 16 years to test the presidency, how can we solve that? We all know that, no president will do 4 years and step down peacefully

waternogetenemy:
Please Nigeria let us give the presidency to an educated Igbo in 2019.


They have wat it take to turn Nigeria to Japan. They are in the knowing and Nigerians too.


Please! Dividends of an educated gov. Wen u have the right people doing the right job.

I, as a Northerner will personally vote and gather votes for an Igbo man as a president, but how can I do that? There's no way because of how polarized the North and the East are, our politicians have build bridges, no region is an island

neocortex:
False accusation is a weak defense against castration or death sentence.
Do you think spending 30 years behind bars while watching
ones life waste away for an offence a fellow did not commit is justice ?
Mind you lost time can never be recovered, if the sole reason

I think we should scrap all courts and close down our prisons since an
innocent person may be wrongly convicted.

This is a very defense, wasted time cannot be recovered, but it can be compensated just alright, but castrated dickkk and death cannot be reversed..
That's why we have innocent project, one must not serve 30 years, during his term, he can be vindicated..

Those calling for castration or death sentence are unrepentant foools.. The law is not a litmus test, what if a person is falsely accused? And the law went and castrate him, then later find out that he's innocent? Jailing still remain the best option, if person is found not guilty in the future, he can easily be released and his record can be cleaned..

Happy EidMubarak Nairaland...
Share your pictures here

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you damiosy once again, this young Nigerian is a good fellow and supposed to be the ambassador of this great nation..
After the first deal I had with this young man, I had another with him, in which my money was with him for almost four months, while I was waiting for a system of my specification.. And recently, I saw the one I liked, and this young man delivers it to me without delay. He's always online to answer any question or suggestion.. As a matter of fact, I recommended him to my friend, and his experience with him is pleasant too as well. The guy is hundred percent clean and straight, I STRONGLY recommend having business with him.. You can quote and ask me any question please... Thanks

Boxer007:
Boo Boo tell me something nice about your body?

Please free me.. I'm not a fagg, stop stalking me.. I'm for women.. Respect my decision..

Boxer007:
Boo Boo describe your lovely self?

Stop stalking me... I ain't no faggottt! I owe you no explanation!

Boxer007:
Boo Boo, if i (f)**k you twice, you will reject women. Women are like dirty poison and we/you/I dont need them

I ain't boo boo. What about you fuckinggg a goat? And reject men as well.. I NEED women..

Boxer007:
Hopefully we shall withness the first traditional GAY wedding in Nigeria. I am so happy

Bro, we know you're a faggg, but stop pushing it down our throat... #sexywomenalltheway

Do business NOT with Damiosy here at your own peril! You have been warned..
Spambot caught him and the mods ain't helping matters, that's why he's quite, awaiting the ban expiry.. Thanks

I know it, this administration is not witch-hunting anybody, but people's actions and inactions hunting them..
Shekarau, is a PDP member, but even at that, he didn't play the victim card, but, if it were some people, I comment my reserve...

akatekpe:
She look responsible . Jay Z should have nailed it with Agbada to make them both responsible. At 50 Jay Z is stil forming nigga

If you are a thug, you're thug for life - DMX