StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

So are u trying to say that u always have smelly bum bum after using the toilet because there is no way to be clean after poo than washing with water

This why I don't admire ass of most ladies

Indabello:


Brother, even the British respected those "barbaric" acts you talked about during their stay in Nigeria and that was why they recorded their greatest success in the North. If your society condones berating and belittling of the Creator, good for you but don't try it in places where the Creator is held in high esteem. If your society condones all forms of DECADENCE, good for you. You can do as you wish in your community but don't try it in societies where im moralities are considered as an invitation to God's Wrath.

In the West, you dare not scold your child or even subject him or her to any form of corporal purnishment even when they refuse to serve God or go to churches on Sundays. You try that in America or Europe, Prison will be your resting place. Do you tolerate that in your culture or personal home? No. So why demand for the contrary from the Northerners?
Finally, haven't you heard the saying "when in Rome, You behave like Romans".

Please stop using British to justify that northern Nigeria need to deal away with certain backward and barbaric traditions ok,th British were after their cash out from colonial Nigeria nothing more,
As long as the north continue to wallow in the ocean of illiteracy, alhmajiri system,sentimentality, intolerance, nepotism and bigotry, criminality and terrorism,supporting fellow corrupt northerners in power,child marriage,general distrust of Southerners and non Muslim drug abuse extremism
THE REGION (Arewa)WILL NEVER PROGRESS IN a THOUSAND YEARS



That's is a fact and glaring reality

Officialyaro:
bro the north no go hear no matter wetin una tell dem i knw dem wella

Dem need to change they mentality first.

Let's see wether some few sensible ones would change maybe from reading this post
And let's see how far we can go in putting those robots who always insult ibos and Southerners Everytime in their place here on NL I just put one in his rightful place today and he never comment for some topics
happy new year yarimo welcome to 2021

Paperworka:

It seems you are living abroad ... No try caliphate boys ooh

My brother those Arewa guys are like north Koreans they had been so brainwashed that they don't mind killing u for telling them the plain truth it's painful

Officialyaro:
GGMU

We are talking about a serious issue at hand and u bring man u matter enter do u like the predicament our northern brothers are facing

AsiwajuNdigbo:


Arewa is different from North.

Arewa is 12 sharia states.

Okay Arewa states needs these tips urgently they are suffering even Arrewa yarimo Simplyleo and so many others defending northern interests can attest to these facts that northerners are suffering .
If these Arewa states refuse to change then their situation would remains permanent it's not a curse it's a fact

AsiwajuNdigbo:
Northern Nigeria or Arewa, which one?

Both whatever!!!

It's not an exerggeration that northern Nigeria remains a backward region in Nigeria when compared to other regions of nigeria and the situation might likely remain so if drastic measures aren't taken.This is shameful but it's the plain truth and it must be told to their face wether they like it or north because it's for their own developments.
northern Nigeria states must abolish the following customs if they are to make any meaniful progress because if these things are not removed from the north,they can never make meaniful progress even in the next century.
Illiteracy and refusal of northern children attained Western education
Alhmajiri system(child begging)
Religious fanatism
Abetting of fellow corrupt northeners in power
Early child marriage
Criminality and terrorism
Laziness(always ready to shift blames instead of taking responsibility)
Drug abuse
General distrust of Southerners and non Muslims


Currently northern Nigeria have the highest number of school aged children dropout in the world today and it's the poverty capital in Nigeria and Africa and the world this is attributed to the vices listed above.we must help our northern brothers to make changes even UAE Saudi Arabia had all make changes and they are doing well.uae Saudi Kuwait etc are are Arab nations but they embrace Western education and had even relaxed some laws to blend with mordern civilization and world development northern Nigeria dwelling under the mountain of the vices listed above especially illiteracy makes the region a potential atomic bomb waiting to explode

Cool

This one is just seeking relevance






On a serious note by the time buhari finish with Nigerians many people would be roaming the street with this guy outfit as their best outfit

Supreme Court govern......


make I nor just talk

Olosho seeking relevance with dangote

.dangote can never date he he is only interested in hijab ladies brought up in Islamic doctrine

bobowaja:

Wail on bro. May ur wailing never end

A monkey and a human may have two hands and two legs but they can never be the same they can only becomes the same when the human choose to accept the brain of a monkey


parable(words of wisdom)

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Sammy07:



Actually he's correct.

You too judge yourself, since you've been on this forum.
What is percentage of Anti South from the northerners compared to Anti North by the Southerners?

When u fail to remove the rotten egg from ur crates of eggs it affects the others
Most of these northerners (no tribalism intents) on the forum sharing crocodiles tears of stigmatisation condoles and supports most of the glaring evil vices their Kingsmen in power pepertrate hence that's why evil southerner sees every notherner as a bad person and this might lead Nigeria into an unprecedented series of serious armed anarchy and violence

chatinent:



Not heartless.

No action can be totally fair to everyone; even equal treatments.

If your family member e.g maybe ur struggling mom just return home crying that she is just given 3 days ultimatum or her kiosk where she use to feed you and and your other 5 siblings would be destroyed she currently has no where to go for now because she doesn't have money u will be happy right!!!ur brother was given just less than 3 days to vacate his mechanic workshop or face demolishment u would drink Hennessy to celebrate it right!!!!! u see how bad rulers had turned the mentality of most Nigerians to that of a mad dog?u ought to give at least 3 months warning notice to those poor struggling masses to vacate even if it requires using the services of town crier to tell them but reverse is the case gov wike in his convoy of range Rover keeps had suddenly forgotten his roots just because he is a governor in a failed state of Nigeria and now see others as sub humans

As for you defending this nonsense attitude of wike don't worry u and ur family would someday somehow feel the pains of been brutalised by evil men and u will come to nairaland to cry but we would rather insult u and tell to lick your wounds rather than sympatising with you
It's then u will know what it feels like to be in the zoo called Nigeria dominated by humans with debased brains

Tolexander:
Sowore is used to being arrested.
Like Buhari is used to being a tyrant

The guy never chop better tactical torture behind the scenes that why
E get torture wey u go chop em even trace nor go dey your body




Which way Nigeria

chatinent:
Yes, people have to survive but they shouldn't use survival to case harm to others.


I support the relocating of those kiosks to a better place not on main roads.

and a 4 day ultimatum is good in ur eyes no advanced notice to them just give the poor people only 3 days to relocate and u supports it


I don't think you are right with this heartless support of wike

Raggy:
They said "PRETTY" but am yet to see the prettiness in this woman

She wan cash out

cococandy:




You people can’t just compliment a woman and move on. You have to use the opportunity to try and shit on other women. dem swear for una?

Are your mates not achieving greater things here in the USA and other parts of the world? Why does everything have to turn into a woman bash fest?

Disgusting

Duplik8t77:
when has he ever listened to the youth..... okay, baba listen to us and just resign biko.. it's for your own good too

He listens to the youth my friend

Bandits are youths he listens to them and dialogue with them is that not an achievement in youth management and development

ItsTutsi:
almost every comment and thread in political section is anti north, but we make one insultive comment/thread in retaliation... boom!! it gets deleted or at times u get blocked!!

most of us don't have the moral and vide to comment/reply bcuz we know it will eventually get deleyed.. it's not fair

Arrewa got banned for simply defending the north!!

it's not easy being a northerner on this forum.. the discrimination and bias is obvious!

but we shall remain here!

Always playing victim cards,but let me tell something this beautiful morning of Jan 1st 2021,

The earlier you remove hypocrisy bigotry and sentiments from your hearts the better for you guys and your health. and also before playing victims again look critically at yourselves oncemore

OAFMods:
Are we talking about the foolish igbo mod the senseless seun deployed to exhibit even more foolish ?!

Did you have a ancestral convenant with studity and senselessness?this is 2021,aren't you even ashamed and tired of been an agent of diversion and ethnic conflicts Everytime online I sometimes wonder wether most comments people like you make are made by humans or pre programmed robots
(spits)

Righteousness2:
The Prophecy/ Admonishment to the People is that Everyone should get to a Closer or Closest walk with GOD. If your Foundation is not Firmly Moulded in GOD, I am sorry for you.


In this Coming year, don't Struggle or involve yourself in Evil associations for Blessings. Make GOD Pirioty, Conciously Partner GOD with the work of your Hands. There will Blessings, Promotions and Elevations unlimited. Don't make them Control you. Treat them with very Light Hands..


Have a High Conciousness of your Eternity this year. Make this your Priority this year.

It will be very Risky to live a Life of Compromise in this time. Don't be one leg in GOD and one leg in Evil. It is very Risky..

Marriages will be so much in the year, because Bible Endtimes Prophecies must be Fulfilled. ? Marrying and giving in Marriage). Don't make it your Pirioty. Make GOD your Pirioty.

Evils will Multiply, infact there will be innovations of Wickedness and Abominations in Nations and Inhabitants. Don't let these evils take hold of you. Let JESUS take hold of you..

There will be High Frequencies of Shakings! Earthquakes, landslides, collapses , etc. Your own duty is to Cement your relationship with JESUS, Trust and Depend Completely on GOD with no doubts." A thousand will Fall by your side, Ten thousand on your right side but it will not come Near you".

This Matter of Preparation for Eternity should be taken with all Seriousness. In all the Blessings , wealth ,Prosperity and Good things you will encounter this coming year, if you Depart this Earth without JESUS, it will be so unfortunate. You have Wasted your life.

Righteousness89 is that you oh this is your new moniker

So how is your God sent president trump

blaqoracle:
so pathetic you are wailing into the newyear.

Please stop quoting me because I can see that you are brain dead and lack cognitive abilities as a normal human being except to quote people and type wailing upadan,
My posts arent for decomposing brained earthlings like you so back off
Thank you

Hello NL Moderators

This is an important letter written to all of you openly as the last piece of writing publicly addressed to you guys.

We are entering 2021 and as the saying goes proactiveness always triumph over procrastination.Dont allow evil monikers that always spread hate tribal conflict and stigmatisation to continue their evil activities on this forum.Whatever happens here has a huge impact it plays on the lives of people who just logged out of this site.

2021 is a new year the transformation of nairaland should begin with you guys nairaland can't continue to be like a site without meaningful progress just as Nigeria currently is due to extreme tribalism,hate,religious bigotry and nepotism. The war against ethnic conflict instigators must begin with you guys and you all must be honest and geniune when weeding out the evil instigators on nairaland because any form of partiality would backlash tremendously and render every action taken as obsolete and useless
Thank you
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Paperworka:
January go shock so many people about the US election.

Let's watch and see

starz100:
Why is it that most often than not , crimes like this by military personnel are hardly investigated let alone prosecuted. But if it is one civilian na...

D earlier civilians pick up arms the better just as the ESN did recently haven't u see how the coward army are thinking twice

HellVictorinho:

Is that how it should be?

Yes that's how we do inside the large zoo of nigeria

HellVictorinho:

How much will he get while others die for no reason?

He would be rewarded handsomely with a very big brown envelope

Joe Biden is expected to receive Secret Service protection with a new team that is more familiar to him and replacing some agents amid concerns that they may be politically allied with Donald Trump.

In a changing of the guard as well as the man to be guarded at the White House, Biden’s security detail will undergo some staffing changes, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.

Several “senior” Secret Service agents are poised to return to the president-elect’s protection team and Biden knows these agents well because they guarded him and his family during his time as vice-president, according to the article, echoed in a report by CNN, citing a law enforcement source.

Trump removes Secret Service director amid ‘near-systematic purge’ of agency
Re-assignments and promotions are common during transition periods between presidential administrations and are meant to increase comfort and trust between a president-elect and his security team, who shadow the commander-in-chief closely, including during private moments and sensitive discussions.


Although staffing changes are typical, several incidents reportedly contributed to the heightened concerns from Biden’s allies that some agents and officers might be loyal to Trump.

Some members of the president’s detail reportedly urged their colleagues not to wear masks during trips, for example – despite the federal government’s official guidance on Covid-19 – as Trump himself disparaged mask-wearing and held out for months before being seen wearing one in public.

In what was described as an “unprecedented” move, the Secret Service had permitted former detail leader Anthony Ornato to temporarily leave his role and serve as White House deputy chief of staff.


Ornato was among the coordinators of the June photo op for which Trump marched through Washington DC’s Lafayette Square to stand with a Bible – after peaceful protesters were forced from the area by troops on federal order, sparking uproar in political circles as well as among the public..

Ornato also assisted in the planning of many Trump campaign rallies even as Covid-19 tore through the US and gatherings were being discouraged or banned outright. In addition to members of the public, many Secret Service members contracted coronavirus or were exposed.

The Secret Service declined to discuss the reports. Biden has had a security detail since March, when he was campaigning for the Democratic nomination.

While former vice-presidents are given a security detail for six months after leaving office, he formally requested Secret Service protection after protesters rushed on to the stage at a campaign rally, CNN said.

SilverNorGold:
Hmm... People should understand that criminals are now impersonating security personnel... They disguise as military and paramilitary officers to commit heinous crimes. I also heard that some evil #ENDSARS protesters are now dressing like SWAT personnel to intentionally brutalize unsuspecting civilians just to spite the government and the security forces!

This we SHOULD NEVER TOLERATE! The government should swing into action immediately and ensure that those responsible for this evil and wicked act - whether criminals impersonating security personnel or the security personnel themselves - be brought to justice! Enough is enough!

As for you bloody EndSars protesters currently wreaking havoc on innocent civilians just to dubiously implicate the government and our hardworking security personnel, I tell you the truth: YOU WILL MEET YOUR WATERLOO SOONER THAN YOU EXPECT! Unless I am NOT a MAN OF GOD.. But if I BE A MAN OF GOD, you idiots will meet your disastrous ends! And so shall it be! Mark my words!

May God help Nigeria!

U are doing a good job keep it up we have noticed your defense of the wonderful APC government and a very handsome reward awaits u from the FG