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Stephen2324:
My then girlfriend is happily married to the man that told her to leave me and marry him

His reasons was I was still young that I will still be able to love again

Bruh na man dey do man

o ji amu ne enwegi ego

i hope you will not come back in 5 years to repeat this yeye topic.

better start fighting against poverty related excuses.

WriterNig:
@Naija_PR tweeted;

if you hear my american inlaws as dem dey blast street pidgin you go fall for ground with fear. my brothers don possess dem. even when we dey do video call na all round pidgin and dem dey add all the OH, ABI, WETIN, SHEY, HABA, SEF, NA WAH. imagine wen babe dey talk things like GUY YOU NO DEY TRY OH, I GO PARA FOR YOU ONE DAY YOUR EYE GO CLEAR.

sms charges of 3k and above monthly.
thank you GTB.

Abimbola29:
I only asked a question!! So Dame you idio*

you only asked a stupid question that could have been avoided if you actually took the time to READ.
now you have come with DAME instead of DAMN. what a shithead.

justicechichex:
Hehehe... Sometimes it feels [/b]somehow weird knowing that women do steal. Buh i [b]feel the guy had a one nite stand with her.

Are you Feel (phil) Collins? you just dey throw your feeling up and dan. Control your feelings.

Ablemed:
Can therapy work for me?? isn't it to late at 24years of age?? I just finished calling mum now and accused her of everything that has happened to me, I told her I don't want to hear from her, not anytime soon. I've tried calling my Dad to but his line is switch off, I just wanna cut both of them off, They put me in this mess that I have to fight alone now

can i talk to you?

BePrepared:
I know u have secretly watched the video while claiming superman.

Oya come with questions

Change your profile name and secretly give it to me I'll pretend its not u

This confirms you are just a wimpy child and you will never go far with such a dead brain that can choose a movie written, directed and produced by mere men over true knowledge. You are a disgrace and you do not deserve another word from me.
Better go and read your books. Such a shallow minded boy.

and everyone was shouting PRODUCT OF GRACE.

You woke up by 6am to give us this cold zobo.

Just try to picture Jim Ovia and Otedola doing this in public.
Almost impossible to imagine.
Poverty and excess struggle is bad.

BePrepared:
Humble yourself and show me your questions you're forming.

You are not worthy to stand in a kindergarten class and speak, you are empty and your mental compass is scattered. This your lack of value will certainly affect every aspect of your miserable life.
Sit your parents down and watch the video with them with your mouth open.

BePrepared:
After that write any hard question you have been battling with, send to my mail box I'll answer them when I'm less busy.

see this child. very funny

BePrepared:
If you know the meaning of rhetorical question you will understand it is synonymous with jesting, because you already know the answer.
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And who is to say it was rhetoric? were you the one that asked the question? or do you just like to conclude for people.
I was asking someone to give me information and knowledge on a FIRST HAND FACT BASIS but you jumped in with nothing to offer except for a reference to a movie? I should watch a movie? What manner of fool are you?

Yes, You are a multicoloured fool and every penny your parents spent on your education is a regrettable waste and you need to refund them. It is not cussing if it is a fact.

Oh now you are busy? But you came to me first. Look. Next time, watch carefully before you jump into affairs beyond your brain level.

jesusjnr2020:
That's why i keep telling people to stop playing church but take the things of God seriously, so that in crucial moments like that when they really needed God's help, God would even to go out of His way to save them because they were also there for Him when He needed someone.

So your god is a trade by barter god? He only gives to people that gives to him? He will be there for you because you were there for him? Is your god such an attention seeker or so lonely? What is this crap?

you think with your stomach, no brains

Boring

Internet22:
I feel cold inside but my body is warm.
I have visited hospital and done test.
Doctors in the house or anyone with similar experience should help me out.

You are welcome to Nairaland International Hospital.
Now let us run some diagnosis to trace the root of this problem. please sit down and answer correctly.

- when was the last time you ate 3 serious meals with plenty meat, fish, shrimps and orange juice. Not agbado & cassava oh.
- do you have your PVC?
- which political party are you waiting to vote for in 2023?

let us start from here first.

Abimbola29:
How do they have access to bank records

it is too early to be disgracing yourself online. wait till 3pm

BePrepared:
Are u not the one asking Righteousness2 if he had been to heaven before?

It is not my fault that your brain sees a question and interprets it into a jest.

Finally, you admitted that you had no business whatsoever responding to me in the first place as the question was not not in any way directed to you.
That being said, you can now fourck off.

BePrepared:
From your first line I knew you wanted to jest not to know.

And please show me where I have made jest, just one.

Another accusation.

BePrepared:
I only speak to people with open mind to know about Jesus, not some argument seeking 'woke' fanatic, whose stock in trade is aimless arguments.

Please,
in what way have I argued with you? I can't possibly stoop low to argue with a boy who says Socratic method is to answer questions with questions. Your knowledge on philosophy and theology is zero. You are a child to me. Better go back to school.

in what way have you tried to engage my mind to determine its openess? You offer nothing.

in what way have I shown fanatism? Fanatic of what exactly?
Can you point any of these out? Just one. I dare you to try if not, all the money spent on your school fees is a waste.

Fanatic? What else do you wish to call me? Try harder.

why all the alllegations?
why all the accusations?
or you formulate rubbish when you find out you have nothing to teach me from your Socratic method? LoL.

You were the one who approached me and yet you say I SEEK ARGUMENT? How Ironic.

Better run back and study hard because you have shown how shallow & empty you are.

Domipraiz:
Ever since my wife has developed so much hatred for her/ her husband and even my friend that she doesn't want to see anyone of them again in our apartment.

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in other homes, the wife will be the one to capitalize on her ASUU BREAK and dive into deep friendship with the gossip and cause havoc for the husband and all his warnings will be a waste.

You are fortunate to have someone that cuts of the PROBLEM and cuts off everything that will link her to the PROBLEM. You better find one nice pillow and relax. She has helped you dodge plenty wahala. As for your bestie, make una dey hangout away from home for now till you see your wife is calm again. Except you want to show your wife that you are part of the problem she is driving away.

BePrepared:
Everyone knows that the best teaching method is the Socratic method.

Using questions to answer some questions.

Even Jesus used that method in the Bible, this is because my answer lies in your reply to my question.

Bless your soul

oh.. so you got methods? Interesting.
using the Socratic method is only valid and sensible when you pose it directly to the person who talks like he has all the answers.
it becomes sheer stupidity and reeks of shallowness when you try to direct your question to someone who is seeking answers too.
Using questions to answer some questions is the Socratic method? Socrates rolling in his grave right now. Boy, you need to go back to JSS 3 or better yet, google is your friend but it is rather unfortunate that the gift of assimilation and understanding is not for everyone especially those like you who fail to study before they approach to comment. Be Prepared? You are obviously slacking in your preps.
And speaking of Jesus, who is that? Can you enlighten me? Thank you.

Married man don collect the girl wey promise to love you forever abi? LoL

robinso01:
What's she crying for?

She is crying according to plan, next line of action is to blame it on.... you already know.

Are you writing for yourself or for the public? Why use such alphabets?

Even Buhari wore Isi-Agu in 2015.
But this one, Does he even know the meaning of what he is holding in his hand?

BePrepared:
I'm sure you believe there's Pluto, Jupiter etc
Have you been there?
Don't tell me about science
I mean have you personally been there?
U hear of atoms
Have you personally seen an atom

i saw someone talking of a place like he has actually lived there, hence my question. I only want to learn the truth. So I find it amusing that you are asking me these questions instead of teaching me.

Castle lite

Qtrpst4:
You sound scared

you can hear sounds and sense fear from written words? your talent is amazing.

Qatar2022:
I love this guy because he don't reply nonsense

Exactly. you can't give what you don't have.