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 Politics / Re: Biafran Zionist Movement Sends "500 Military Personel" To Israel To Train by Superking: 6:21pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
5.00GP:Old news! It seems you have been reading too much of Femi Fani-Kayode's publications lately?  ;DThat was before 1980.Current statistical records suggest otherwise. For the avoidance of doubt, consult google. |
| Politics / Re: Biafran Zionist Movement Sends "500 Military Personel" To Israel To Train by Superking: 6:17pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Uteghe :Hear another onye-imi-nkita vagabond talking! Damn you!! Late Col. Effiong (Biafran 2nd in command) would weep in the grave if he sees this comment!!! How is GEJ "one of your own"? The last time I checked, he is from Otuoke in Bayelsa State and not Akwa Ibom or Cross River State? Ndigbo have been protecting these retards from that region for ages yet they remain ungrateful. Well when Biafra eventually sucedes, you would remain houseboys and housegirls in what remains of Nigeria. #Efulefu |
| Politics / Re: Biafran Zionist Movement Sends "500 Military Personel" To Israel To Train by Superking: 6:01pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Orlando Owoh: If I have my way, I will give Igbo people Biafra. They should just leave.Thank you son!!! By the way, I love your Moniker. (I remain a big fan of Baba Keneri ... Orlando Owoh. May his soul rest in peace!)  1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Biafran Zionist Movement Sends "500 Military Personel" To Israel To Train by Superking: 5:57pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
omonla555: Yoruba's brilliance will subdue any insurgency in our territory.Regrettably education has permanently moved its abode from the South-West to South East. By the way, where on earth do you lead? ... Apparently in cowardice? 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Switzerland Returns Abacha's $700m Loot To Nigerian Government by Superking: 10:31am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Ezeibe: That money will soon disapear again... Watch outDid you ever see it? Simply put, the powers that be have LOOTED the returned Abacha's $700M LOOT. |
| Crime / Re: Banker Arrested Over Rep’s Death by Superking: 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
Idi Amin: Please remove this post before people of other countries read it. I hide my face in shame. *vomits on his stinking corpse*Hahahahaha!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Election Wahala LWKMD!!! by Superking: 5:07pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Rather than laugh at the joke, I am laughing at you because the joke is already 5 days old. It's a pity, you just saw it.  |
| Celebrities / Re: Check Out Cute Photo Of Mercy Johnson Baby -- Purity by Superking: 4:58pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Hope when she grows up, she will possess all the front and back 'accessories' that make her mother desirable?  |
| Celebrities / Re: Old Picture Of Segun Arinze by Superking: 4:04pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
fckyourman:I don't know why some folks over emphasise on the man's eyeballs and lips. What about his height, body built, voice, etc? 1 Like |
| Business / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Buys Compass Newspaper by Superking: 3:32pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
Only God knows what Jimoh Ibrahim is up to. His obsession with media houses are quite alarming. |
| Family / Re: Will You Marry An Igbo Girl With This List From Her Family by Superking: 3:29pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
WHERE IN IGBO LAND abeg? As much as I agree that some of the items are regular in Igbo dowry; some others are either over-exaggerated or shouldn't be in the list out-rightly. FACTS ABOUT IGBO DOWRY (MARRIAGE LIST) (1) Most items on the list are subject to negotiation which usually results to downward review. (2) It is never compulsory that the groom completes all items on the list before taking his wife. (3) Some items are compulsory while majority are optional. (4) There is no standardised marriage list across Igboland; communities/kindred determine theirs. (I am still going to add some more.) By the way, did we beg any of you to come and marry our dotas? Onye sha ala-Owere ariya mma, ngwa ya kwara li! (Person wey talk say, Owerri-land no sweet, make him pack and go!) I will even be happier if a special list that triples this one is prepared for ndi nri-mmanu and their neighbours. They will do anything to ensure that they marry our clean, amiable, sweet daughters. Dem no dey marry their people again.  7 Likes |
| Sports / Re: Watching Football Matches In Public Viewing Centres Or Your House? by Superking: 5:52pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
Viewing Centre ke?! The noise and air pollution in such an environment is killing. I would rather borrow money to pay for my subscription (if it comes to that) OR forget watching the game entirely. Although the other option that I observe in my neigbourhood is watching the match in a bar/beer-parlour. However, you will be required to buy drinks (by force). As for me that is not even an option. |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: Nathan Ellington: People In Football Are Unaware Of What Muslims Need To Do... by Superking: 5:36pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
At times I eat just twice a day. First meal before 6am and last meal after 6pm. What would you call that? Somebody help! Abeg I no wan tlobble at all |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: Nathan Ellington: People In Football Are Unaware Of What Muslims Need To Do... by Superking: 5:33pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Abayomin70: Guy go shaveO boi you really made me laugh. In fact I'm still laughing (hysterically). But sha, your advise no bad at all! Na wetin the guy need most. 5 Likes |
| Sports / Re: We Can Make Things Difficult For Nigeria - Ethiopian Coach Warns by Superking: 5:26pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
This man still get mouth dey talk?! |
| Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Nairaland Taught You? by Superking: 4:52pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
NAIRAland has taught me that the hatred and animosity that exist between Ndi-Ofe-ose and Omonna-Ajeokuta Mamu-omi may be carried over to 22nd century.  1 Like |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: Liz Anjorin Converts To Islam, Changes Name To Aisha by Superking: 4:38pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Moukafoam: Bhabhabhabhabhaaaa!!! Tell me, who is in darkness, Christians or Muslims? I should think those who kill in order to make their god happy are in darkness; those who force people to accept their god or die are in darkness; those who marry several wives (while claiming to love them equally) are in darkness; above all those who shout "Alla huru uwanka" when killing innocent souls are rather in darkness. Please keep "loving" your religion, but don't be MURDERER like ... because all of you and Boko Haram members will end up in the same 'Al-janah'. Hohohohihihihahahaha!!! |
| Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw And Rita Dominic At A Recording (Picture) by Superking: 2:47pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
I swear, I like Rita Dominic die!! How I wish, she go agree be my 2nd wife. |
| Car Talk / Re: Reps Endorse Tariff Increase On Imported Cars by Superking: 2:27pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
THunDER FIREEEEE all of them!!!! |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: Liz Anjorin Converts To Islam, Changes Name To Aisha by Superking: 2:12pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
tunshe: Alhamdulilah! Thank goodness, she might only be "castigated, insulted, criticized ..." but NOT killed. Will the same be said of someone who converted from Islam to Christianity?[b][/b] Was she even a Christian at any point in her life? I mean, was she ever a believer that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and Saviour of the whole earth? Did she ever accept Jesus Christ as her personal Lord and Saviour? Now, that is what being a Christian is all about! Even on Nairaland we have seen people who claimed to have converted to Islam only to make a U-turn few months after. Let's wait and see. She for tell us say she don see Alahajiii wey wan marry her or she wan chop Sallah ram. I just dey laugh! 1 Like |
| TV/Movies / Re: Goldie Evicted From BBA Stargame by Superking: 10:55am On Jul 16, 2012 |
Zulele: Tonto Dikeh would have done betterHa! Tonto for teach Wati how to booze;Zainab too for see Naija Swagger;the only fear be say she for 'do am' live with one of those guys. Godie be real 'otono', I swear! She appears to be love-starved. Her greatest undoing was going back to that 'born-throway' called Prezzo after realising that the 'omo-ota' was playing her. Imagine a rascal from a hunger-striken country like Kenya taking undue advantage of a NAIJA babe. Ewoooo! |
| Car Talk / Re: Kia Owners Forum by Superking: 10:38pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
Eking: Even though kia and hyundai are note as solid as the established Japanese model, these cars are still very reliable. I have owned a 2003 kia optima since 2004 and has done about 85k miles and this thing is still going strong. Except for regular servicing, changed the shaft once, changed all 4 shocks, and fuel filter...Never had a major engine fault.Wow I also have same brand - Optima 2003 Model! Just covered 80000 miles! The problem has always been Shock Absorber which I usually change after every rainy season. Although I usually settle for tokunbo which cost 8000 a pair rather than new one. After all it will definitely be changed after a year. No major engine problem besides the gasket that got burnt as a result of human error; my car-wash forgot to close my radiator cover and the water dried up. Due to ignorance, I did not decode the warning signal on the dashboard until it grounded on 3rd Mainland Bridge. The rest they say is history. All in all, Kia is a strong car. 1 Like |
| Sports / Re: Why Tb Joshua Refuse To Predict The Second Half Of The Champions League Final by Superking: 9:02pm On May 13, 2012 |
Rubbish!!! I don't have to be a prophet to know the outcome of a game. TB is another DIVINER in the similitude of a certain Prophet Olabayo and Okonzua but never a prophet. I know many will not believe it if I tell you that I dreamt about this game just like Chelsea vs Barca's game. Against Barca, Chelsea fans were distressed as the match was being played and suddenly they burst into wild jubilation. Against Bayern, Chelsea players at a point, were BALL-WATCHING as an opponent dribbled past them. At the end of the game, Chelsea fans were saying "they should have done this earlier". I haven't been able to explain it. It could mean a late come back from Chelsea but was too little too late. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: AC Milan Vs Arsenal (4 - 0) On 15th February 2012 by Superking: 10:45pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Oooh Gobachev, son of Medchekenev!!! This is too hard to chew! But Arsenal why? Well try harder in 2013/13 season as Europa is your destination next season. |
| Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Govt Confused – Okogie by Superking: 10:58pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
There are so many USELESS HYPOCRITES on NL. @Pro01, fake Docokwu and those who reason like them are inclusive. Some of you were spitting rubbish on another thread where the likes of Oyedepo, Adeboye etc condemned Boko Haram's evil deeds. So Okogie is the most outspoken Clergy in Nigeria? Where do you place Pastor Tunde Bakare? Isn't he a Pentecostal Pastor? Catholic Priests are not saints afterall; just that their follewers like many of you pretend not to know about their attrocious deeds. CELLIBACY indeed! They dont take tithe but LAUNCH millions of Naira Harvest every year. They fraternise with known Occultic members of their Parish. Make una take time! |
| Family / Re: How Not To Train Your Child by Superking: 4:35pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
eeehhheeee!!!! Now I get it! The boi get long throat. He refused to allow his mother enjoy the booze (probably paid for by someone else), so she decided to let him have a feel, in order to make him keep quiet. |
| Family / Re: How Not To Train Your Child by Superking: 11:45am On Dec 21, 2011 |
May be this Pikin (abeg no call this one CHILD) dey disturb too much. So the mama wan use ALCOHOLIC ANOINTING subdue him. Pikin wey say him Mama no go sleep, Beer go make am sleep by force. |
| Religion / Re: Worshipper Tries To Attack Tb Joshua With Axe In Church. by Superking: 3:22pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Abeg tell us another story. Stage-managed Ghollywood movie! If my memory serves me correctly, this is not the first time a worshipper at the SCOAN will be attempting to kill Prophet TB, if not with juju, it will be with knife or axe. None of them has ever attempted to kill him with But really there is nothing special about this story. Igbos call it AGWO TURU MBE, (meaning: it's waste of time for Snake to bite Tortoise). Pa Adesanya did not fall to the bullets of Abacha's Killer Squad yet he wasn't a prophet in the order of TB. 2 Likes |
| Culture / Re: Photos From Zizi Cardow's Chieftancy Conferment In Abia by Superking: 10:59am On Dec 07, 2011 |
Relax101: OTAMKPA to be precise! I have been there twice this year. |
| Sports / Re: Lionel Messi emerges Nairaland World Footballer Of The Year for 2011 by Superking: 6:19pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
The Football Oracle - MESSI takes it again! |
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