₦airaland Forum

Ruptured Appendicitis? Na wa o. The English you go hear for nairaland. Ruptured Appendix them say na ruptured appendicitis. Illiterates.

Yes. Afterall, cabal can import imaginary petroleum products and get subsidy from govt!

hiding in the toilet. . . wait, sorry he has been forced out of the toilet by a faceless cabal and has now declared that all toilets must be destroyed to avoid the cabal reaching them.

SAI CABAL!

Sounds strange huh? Obama blaming his problems on cabals, rascals and unscrupulous elements?
Well not in 0809ja, where a 'cabal' stops you from becoming president, stopping fuel corruption, bomb blast, using the toilet, etc etc.

SAI CABAL! SAI CABAL!!

MATERNAL MORTALITY!!! Na so she sey scream. Wetin concern cabal with maternal mortality?



Ngozi! Ngozi! I want to marry youuuuu!

Okonjo don dey vex over IMF!  

NOI says the 1.3 trillinon will ensure that all married women become pregnant within the 1st 3 months of marriage.

So those mo-r-ons can SEE its finally true. Why the hell do you THINK that someone would come here and lie about a fire?
And some other doofus was talking about building code. Its right UNDER the bridge! Pfft!

Why you replying yourself bro?

EzeUche_:
Ghanaian women love us!

So you are suddenly a Nigerian? No more biafran igbo blah blah?

Call now

No! I said i dont want. Why are you harrassing me?

I dont want

Ask the one that was on top of ya mum yesternight

Nairaland responded by going 'oh oooh ohhh aaah' and thoroughly enjoyed being fingerred

This man dey here dey promote the moist bently yet people dey believe story. 19 years old? Goodlucks kids are in primary school!!

While I sympathise with those affected by the crisis, I must say this particular article is false and misleading. It says 100 churches were burnt in Ikara were burnt. There are NOT up to 100 churches in Okara! The picture that was of a girl dumped at a rail line was taken years ago after an accident. Stop telling lies to sell newspapers.

Click on the topic link i posted.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-528709.0.html

Just to alert the site admin and moderators of what is happening on his website: Coordinating false visas and illegal entry into the US and Canada.
This country has its people turned into asylum seekers?? My goodness

This one that ur replying urself, hope all is well o

Im not igbo but i voted. So what

Even agaba is trying to lose weight! Haha 

Dis man don find big yansh ooooo chai! Enjoy bros

GenBuhari wants to lose weight? LOL

Only in Nigeria can distributing bed become headline news. Is that not what govt is supposed to be for

Oponu

Note that no one is contesting the votes in the southwest? Those people are leaving nigeria behind oo. Just saying. . .

Kobojunkie has confirmed his/her importance. Poster of the year!

Only the sw saw a free and fair election - no fighting, no madness no rigging. No tribalism like 99 percent igbo turnout. No riot like in the north. No sw people being killed up and down like fowls LOL. To God be the glory.  One man one vote accordimg to his conscience.
Im so proud of my people 

I click on the top link on the frontpage and what do i see? Seun osewa's details looking at me.
is this a sign of frustration wit da ladies? i mean no harm, i jst need answers, 

first up. 16 year old Mama Gee: Nairaland member with 14000 posts! LOOOOOL