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Business To BusinessRe: Fiverr Sucess Guide: Free For The First 3 Interested People. by surreal15(m): 4:43pm On Apr 12, 2017
here: asheed330@gmail.com
Thanks!




Maximus85:
Hi There,

I am not here for those who knows nothing about Fiverr. In fact i am not going to start telling you what fiverr is about.

I am a Gigger on Fiverr and i have bought loads and loads of e-books about how to succeed on fiverr. I bought some recently and I'm sure it the real deal.

I will give these e-books for free to the first 3 people that shows genuine interest. The other interested people should be ready to part with N1000[color=#006600][/color].

If you don't have a Fiverr account or you have no idea about Fiverr or you don't have the technical know-how to sell on Fiverr please don't buy these e-books.

What are you going to gain from these e-books?

How to create a killer profile.
Creating a title that gets clicks.
What picture to use.
Creating your description.
Instructions to the buyer.
What to do after the job is finished.

Send your Email Address and i will reply you in no time.


lets make some dollars abeg!
ProgrammingTutor by surreal15(op): 6:35am On Mar 21, 2017
Good morning World.
Was wondering if there's anyone in Porthacourt who could take some time out on Saturdays / Sundays (or any free time you have) to tutor me on coding (at least the beginning stages).
Thanks much!
ComputersCoding Tutor by surreal15(op): 6:13am On Mar 21, 2017
Good morning World.
Was wondering if there's anyone in Porthacourt who could take some time out on Saturdays / Sundays (or any free time you have) to tutor me on coding (at least the beginning stages).
Thanks much!
PoliticsRe: DSS Releases Babatunde Gbadamosi, Buhari’s Critic by surreal15(m): 4:56pm On Mar 02, 2017
KINDLY READ THIS: https://www.nairaland.com/3657413/man-behind-naira-appreciation-mr


xstry:
He'll learn to behave himself.
FamilyRe: Pregnant by surreal15(m):
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EducationRe: Daniel Nkemelu Graduates With 7.0 CGPA From University Of Ibadan (Pic) by surreal15(m): 7:42pm On Jan 23, 2017
mykeljosef:
which kind gp is that



only in Nigeria shar
I doubt you read through.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Any Gionee M5 Mini For Sale?? by surreal15(m): 7:03am On Dec 18, 2016
MilesLamar:
Anybody??
Yes, but you'd have to fix the outer screen protection (touch) for 5k.
PM me let's talk if you are interested.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Closed# by surreal15(m): 7:49pm On Dec 09, 2016
Now this is inspiring. At least you know what you want.
I just sent you a PM.
Hopefully you'd reply.
1andonlybae:
Has you all know 2016 is about to end o,just 22days to the end of the year so trying to seizemyboo2017#


Anyways, Have been single for a while and the thing tire me so im looking to find my prince charming o,age range is between 25 and 30

Qualities i dey find
Loyal, honest ,hardworking,ambitious,faithful and nigga pls have the fear of God.


Ps:I take God beg u no even try to pm me biko if you aint serious.... Unless you know the rest....
RomanceRe: Every Lady Should Have A Side Boyfriend! by surreal15(m): 8:29pm On Dec 06, 2016
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Laveda:
I can't help but laugh, using Toke's case as a case study. She was aware of his cheating habit.

There's just the truth, having a side guy can't help anything.
Its very hard before you see a girl loving 2guys at a time, except you're telling she should just be flirting with both of them, then fine.

You can't be commited to 2 people at the same time and be focused, truth is, along the line you'll lose interest in one.. We are wired differently, unlike guys, some can't keep 4 and not care..

And you as a girl keeping two, you're gonna be _fucking the both of them right? Let's face it, you're gonna lose at the end, maybe.

Cheating is never an option, walk away if you aren't feeling the relationship again.
RomanceRe: Every Lady Should Have A Side Boyfriend! by surreal15(m): 8:26pm On Dec 06, 2016
Yarduni:
I think you are someone of a very low value, low esteem. If you had a noble purpose in life, you wouldn't spend your emotional energy on a side guys or whatever.
She is hurt and maybe the book made it worse since she could relate to some extent. People say stuffs when hurting...
But if all she wrote in the book is true, that guy has a real problem.
RomanceRe: Every Lady Should Have A Side Boyfriend! by surreal15(m): 8:22pm On Dec 06, 2016
Please lets get married already. I love your positive energy.!
Benita27:
To think Toke wrote down all that transpired between her and her bf later husband on that book is to believe Buhari will make N1 equal $1 before he leaves office.

Poo happens and because some1 cheated on you isn't a guarantee that all the guys who'll come your way will be cheats.

"All men are not the same" cheating isn't an option for me.
FamilyRe: Is Anything Wrong With Me? by surreal15(m):
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EducationRe: Toddler School At Bodija Ibadan by surreal15(m): 8:13pm On Sep 19, 2016
Stanbax Private School. Ikolaba estate.
Technology MarketRe: I Need MS Office Suite by surreal15(m): 5:49pm On Aug 31, 2016
Drop ur email.
HealthRe: I Need Help, I Think I May Be Suffering From Self Hate And Depression... by surreal15(m): 2:38am On Aug 22, 2016
Good morning Sir/Ma.
Its just a phase.
How you respond to this phase will determine a couple of other important events yet to come.
Want to share a documentary for you to watch if you can.

A gmail might be perfect if you have.
Dating And Meet-up Zone... by surreal15(op):
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PoliticsRe: List Of 31 Ex-Governors That Will Face Corruption Charges by surreal15(m): 9:39am On Jul 28, 2016
Good question.
Lets start by looking for the proof of his money laundering and assests he might have gotten by abuse of power or corruption.
I still haven't seen anyone come up with such information.
mamabomboy:
For once, i agree with the FG. These governors have to be held accountable for their unscrupulous actions while in office. But why is ex President Jonathan not on the list.
EducationRe: How Can One Solve The Issue Of Unretentive Memory? by surreal15(m): 7:42pm On Jul 27, 2016
Fear and Mindset.
RomanceRe: Singles :would You Agree To Marry At This Age? by surreal15(m): 5:20pm On Jun 15, 2016
Your own case is special... but still there is a solution sir just add all the last two digits... There you go sir. :d
donbenedict:
Abeg I get seven numbers

Mtn
etisalat
Airtel
Glo
Vmobile grin
Starcomms cheesy
Econet grin
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Solve This Maths Puzzle That Has Gone Viral [photo] by surreal15(m): 5:30pm On Jun 10, 2016
8?
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Traffic In Yaba Today by surreal15(m): 6:10pm On May 08, 2016
People always assume that all vehicles have good braking system... its more crazy than romantic sha.
talk2alabama:
This is it... this is wat I call romantic! cool
RomanceRe: Advice Pls!!!!!! by surreal15(m): 5:08pm On Apr 26, 2016
Lol. Smh
AbdulHaram:
Is he a security guard? Does he work at weekends? undecided
RomanceRe: Advice Pls!!!!!! by surreal15(m): 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2016
Bros, I doubt you have met people who work 7 days a week. I totally understand Op's situation...
Op, if you trust that the person knows you well enough to hook you with a lady that suits you and your work rate... shoot bro...
AbdulHaram:
Oh, my God! How much busy can you get that you can't find a girl for yourself but would have the time to ask a female friend to help you out with another female? Oh, my God! Are you ok? undecided angry angry
RomanceRe: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by surreal15(m): 8:19pm On Apr 23, 2016
IMO, Action; help her shed the weight... go jugging together...long walks... encourage her without ceasing.
she was always going to add some weight after marriage.
Davindal:
Hey guys! I'll keep it snappy here.

There is this girl in my life, she will be 21 this coming October and she loves me a lot. In fact, she is my chosen one among my girlfriends.

I was the guy that deflowered her. I have dated her 4 years now. When we started, she was so pretty, radiant and elegant, all these qualities laced with good manners - despite her beauty, great intelligence and culinary skills. Considering all this qualities, I decided to promise her marriage for I truly love her; knowing full well that her type is rare. After the promise of marriage, I realized that our love for each other grew a step further.

Furthermore, before now; she was my exclusive reserve for matrimony(marriage), such that I don't see any succedaneum(substitute) to her - even though I do date several other ladies - but I have no meaningful plan for them except this gal.

Unfortunately, this my gal has decide to let loose her body, she doesn't watch over her weight, such that she is no longer as curvy, elegant and 8-figured as she used to be, though she is tall - a few inches or 2 inches to 6ft. In fact, she is now as fat as whatever description you may be cogitating within your mind. That fatness is gradually eating up her killer curves, I have sat her down severally to talk through this issue severally; I reminded her that as a medical student(4LV med.& surg.), she should be in a better position to know any means possible to apply in order to loose weight. She insisted that she has been trying her best to shed down but to no avail, and was even crying.

Please guys! What do I do now? I hate plus size ladies aka OROGBO, and can never marry one. Should I completely ditch her for good, even though I still love her deeply? I need an advice.
RomanceRe: Stunts Ladies Who Are 25+ Shouldn't Be Pulling by surreal15(m): 5:19pm On Apr 22, 2016
The withcraft definition in 4 killed me. grin cheesy grin
emusmith:
Smithy: Stunts ladies who are 25+ shouldn't be pulling

Hmm...as I look around, I see reasons to also note from a different perspective that everything is not BLACK and WHITE, there are also GREY areas.

The number of 25+ ladies are increasing by the day and funny, some of these women don't understand the significance of etching closer towards '30'.

Like it or hate it, all guys can't be wrong at same time. There are some stunts you shouldn't pulling if you are 25+ and if you persist, history will keep repeating it self:
- Late marriages
- Unhappiness in the home.
- Divorce etc



1. Being Over- Dramatic

Drama! Drama!! Drama!!! Yes, girls are dramatic by default but if you are heading towards 30, you should reset you default settings. All of a sudden, you quit talking to a guy you've known for years or even months and you expect him to...to what? To decipher and doggedly go after you. Later tomorrow, you'll say, "I'ld have left you but you forced me". That's what guys don't understand. Mind you: guys have admirers too but they chose you. Reduce the drama.



2. Changing guys like under wears


You'll see a girl who claims is getting ready for marriage test-running different guys like a guy testing which console will work on his PS2. Yes, you did it as a 'kid' but now? Haba! You wonder why no responsible guy is coming your way, it's simply because you've friendzoned all of 'em.


3. Still upholding the Principle of "oloshos"

Do I know the principles? At least I know that they date all kinds of men, Sugar daddies and Alhajis included. You can't be cross-dating and still expect a responsible young man: Mba! His mummy's prayer negates that!

4. Pursuing guys after "free" rides, meals, dates etc

There is nothing as naughty, demeaning and cheap-looking as a 25+ girl who claims to have no feeling for a guy BUT wants free meals, rides, from same. That's irresponsible. If na so 'love' dey catch you, get a guy that will love you for free. Don't get a guy's hope up, and later you start acting innocent and weird. That's witchcraft!

5. E-robbery


A robber takes from you and doesn't sit with you. "She" runs away. I have heard some guys who have been "robbed" by some of these chicks. To them it's a game but it's an indirect way of strengthening yourself as a "single and searching" for a long time.


PS: It hurts me to see a girl deceiving herself, all in the name of "I still have more time". The truth is: the shortest 5 years in a ladies life is the 25-30 range. A word is enough for the wise.
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pictures That Will Make You Want To Marry Soon by surreal15(m): 6:59pm On Apr 16, 2016
Lmao.
oga, no rush o...
Destined2win:
Where is my wife?
FamilyRe: Wives Kindly Share The Weird Stuffs You Do For Your Man Out Of Love. by surreal15(m): 1:03pm On Mar 27, 2016
Let me try to explain how I see it... irrespective of the fact that he might be enjoying you cleaning his ears, I think he can trust you with his life. I dont even trust myself cleaning my own ears.
Two wrongs dont make a right. He might not have been polite and I am not saying he is right but there's a way you could have made him realise that and he'd feel remorseful and correct himself. smiley
MO
treese:
So my hubby likes me cleaning his ears and doing his pedicures and manicure. Am totally totally cool with it. I didn't use to understand why I av to clean his ears tho. But I got to understand he likes me doing it. So why not. I rem a aunty of mine telling me that whatever u don't want with ur husband don't start it. She said it's not like shez discouraging me from doing all those. But one day it will cause a big fight that will confuse you. My be she was damn right. As I speak now my hubby has refused to eat or talk to me cause yesterday he asked me to clean his easy and I told him to say please and stop asking me like he put jazz in his mouth. So I went into the kitchen to make my hungry son's food and fed him; after feeding my son I took the cotton buds and asked to clean the ears and he bluntly refused; That was I knew fight don start. First can some wives share their own experiences with me on the Wierd stuffs we do for love and how you handle it. Cos it's unfair if he gets upset with me wen I refuse to do these stuffs. We have argued several times over this ish and he tells me to go and ask my formed and I will be shocked to hear a lot of wired stiffs women to for their men. So let's here ur ladies. Share your Wierd stuffs.
RomanceRe: . by surreal15(op): 10:21am On Mar 24, 2016
Lmaooo. cheesy
Bro, please o, I am not the guy. She asked for my advice and I asked you guys too.
firstking01:
ehenna, it's a good choice of career, pls dnt be a stumbling block on her wayundecided
RomanceRe: . by surreal15(op): 1:44am On Mar 24, 2016
Photography
firstking01:
What career is she talking abt?

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