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Enegod:
I like bald headed women
where can I find them?

nairaland religion section, dem plenty.4 der

oluchijud:
Girls who wear hair cut no get hope b dat na..

no.11 wear a nice haircut lyk oluchi

kilokeys:
didnt see the exact item i was looking for..

boys. lets leave here shaperly #zooms off thread

must u comment? If u didn't see wat u were lukin 4, y didn't u jst leave without commenting............... Mtweeee

LuckyLadolce:
I give it to u GBAM! This why I keep loving MORIA

chai, moria must be really lucky

Things we love

1. Smooth, unblemished skin
It’s an aphrodisiac. We can’t help it. We love to touch your
bodies, stroke and caress you… for days…

2. Long, silky hair that’s not dyed or over-
bleached
…or caked with greasy hair products, either. Just naturally-
washed and towel-dried. We love to run our fingers through it.
It soothes us.

3. Large, beautiful eyes with no mascara
I, for one, prefer natural lashes because I love to kiss them,
especially when you’ve dozed off. A lot of guys are like me, I’m
sure.

4. Lack of emotional resistance
We’re in it for the pleasure and totally turned-off by any
emotional boundaries from you. Why throw up roadblocks?
That includes red lines on penetration, as well. We’d rather just
get up and leave.

5. Warm, clean breath
Kissing is an art, and for that, you need a fresh canvas. No taste
of smoke or wine… anything really. It ruins the moment. Worse
is taste of toothpaste or breath mints. Ewe!

6. Quietness
Nothing pleases us more than virtual silence. We don’t talk a lot
and prefer you don’t either.

7. Closeness of body, when sitting or sleeping
together
The feel of you next to us is the most reassuring experience
imaginable.

8. Hairless
I know this sounds crass, but that’s most guys. We were bred on
Playboy and that’s just the way it is. I’m referring to down
below, in particular. But it’s the same under-the-arms. Any hair
at all in either place is a turn-off for us.

9. Speech etiquette
It gives you class and we definitely appreciate that. Hey, we get
enough four-letter words from our buddies and I’ll admit, all us
guys do it. But we don’t want to hear it from you. Hey, we were
bred on super heroes, as well. And deep in the minds of all us
guys is that mythical princess.

10. Faithfulness, at least for the time being
Let’s face it, there’s no such thing as complete fidelity. It’s not
natural, especially for guys. But for the time we’re together, in a
relationship so to speak, we want to know you’re exclusively
ours. Once we get a sense you’re not, it’s over. Period.
Now, here’s the hard part. And I know you’re gonna get upset
with this. Temps pis, as the French say.

Myth 4: Some people are tormented
after death.
Many religions teach that the wicked will
go to a fiery hell and be tormented forever.
Is this teaching logical and Scriptural? The
human life span is limited to 70 or 80
years. Even if someone was guilty of
extreme wickedness all his life, would
everlasting torment be a just punishment?
No. It would be grossly unjust to torment a
man forever for the sins that he committed
in a short lifetime.
Only God can reveal what happens after
people die, and he has done so in his
written Word, the Bible. This is what the
Bible says: “As the [beast] dies, so the
[man] dies; and they all have but one
spirit . . . All are going to one place. They
have all come to be from the dust, and they
are all returning to the dust.” (Ecclesiastes
3:19, 20) There is no mention here of a
fiery hell. Humans return to dust—to
nonexistence—when they die.
In order to be tormented, a person has
to be conscious. Are the dead conscious?
Once again, the Bible gives the answer:
“The living are conscious that they will die;
but as for the dead, they are conscious of
nothing at all, neither do they anymore
have wages, because the remembrance of
them has been forgotten.” (Ecclesiastes
9:5) It is impossible for the dead, who are
“conscious of nothing at all,” to experience
agony anywhere.
Myth 5: Death means the permanent end
of our existence.
We cease to exist when we die, but this
does not mean that everything is
necessarily finished. The faithful man Job
knew that he would go to the grave, Sheol,
when he died. But listen to his prayer to
God: “O that in Sheol you would conceal
me, that you would keep me secret until
your anger turns back, that you would set
a time limit for me and remember me! If an
able-bodied man dies can he live again? . . .
You will call, and I myself shall answer
you.”— Job 14:13-15.
Job believed that if he was faithful until
death, he would be remembered by God
and in time be resurrected. This was the
belief of all of God’s servants in ancient
times. Jesus himself confirmed this hope
and showed that God would use him to
raise the dead. Christ’s own words give us
this assurance: “The hour is coming in
which all those in the memorial tombs will
hear [Jesus’] voice and come out, those
who did good things to a resurrection of
life, those who practiced vile things to a
resurrection of judgment.”— John 5:28, 29.
Very shortly God will remove all
wickedness and establish a new world
under heavenly rulership. ( Psalm
37:10, 11; Daniel 2:44; Revelation
16:14, 16 ) The result will be a paradise
over the whole earth, inhabited by people
who serve God. In the Bible we read: “I
heard a loud voice from the throne say:
‘Look! The tent of God is with mankind,
and he will reside with them, and they will
be his peoples. And God himself will be
with them. And he will wipe out every tear
from their eyes, and death will be no more,
neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain
be anymore. The former things have
passed away.’”— Revelation 21:3, 4.
Free From Fear
Knowledge of the resurrection hope
coupled with knowledge of the One who is
the source of that provision can comfort
you. Jesus promised: “You will know the
truth, and the truth will set you free.” ( John
8:32) That includes emancipating us from
The fear of death. Jehovah is the only one
who can actually change the process of
aging and death and grant us eternal life.
Can you believe in God’s promises? Yes, you
can because God’s Word always comes
true. ( Isaiah 55:11) We urge you to learn
more about God’s purposes for mankind.
Jehovah’s Witnesses will be delighted to
help you.

Myth 2: God takes people in death to be
with him.
A 27-year-old mother who was dying
and leaving three children behind told a
Catholic nun: “Don’t come in and tell me
this is God’s will for me. . . . I hate it when
somebody else tells me this.” Yet, this is
what many religions teach about death—
that God takes people to be near him.
Is the Creator really so cruel that he
would callously inflict death on us,
knowing that this breaks our hearts? No,
not the God of the Bible. According to
1 John 4:8, “God is love.” Note that it does
not say that God has love or that God is
loving, but it says that God is love. So
intense, so pure, so perfect is God’s love, so
thoroughly does it permeate his
personality and actions that he may rightly
be spoken of as the very personification of
love. This is not a God who takes people in
death to be near him.
False religion has left many confused as
to the whereabouts and condition of the
dead. Heaven, hell, purgatory, Limbo—
these and various other destinations range
from being incomprehensible to being
downright terrifying. The Bible, on the
other hand, tells us that the dead are
unconscious; they are in a condition best
compared to sleep. ( Ecclesiastes
9:5, 10; John 11:11-14) Thus, we need not
worry about what happens to us after
death, any more than we worry when we
see someone sleeping soundly. Jesus spoke
of a time when “all those in the memorial
tombs” would “come out” to renewed life
on a paradise earth.— John 5:28, 29; Luke
23:43.
Myth 3: God takes little children to
become angels.
Elisabeth Kübler-Ross, who studied
terminally ill individuals, referred to another
common perception among religious
people. Describing a real incident, she
stated that it is “unwise to tell a little child
who lost her brother that God loved little
boys so much that he took little Johnny to
heaven.” Such a statement casts God in a
bad light and does not reflect his
personality and behavior. Dr. Kübler-Ross
continued: “When this little girl grew up to
be a woman she never solved her anger at
God, which resulted in a psychotic
depression when she lost her own little
son three decades later.”
Why would God snatch a child to get
another angel—as if God needed a child
more than the child’s parents did? If it
were true that God takes children, would
that not make him an unloving, selfish
Creator? Contrary to such a perception, the
Bible says: “Love is from God.” ( 1 John 4:7)
Would a God of love cause a loss that even
humans with any measure of decency
would not tolerate?
So why do children die? Part of the
Bible’s answer is recorded at Ecclesiastes
9:11: “Time and unforeseen occurrence
befall them all.” And Psalm 51:5 tells us that
all of us are imperfect, sinful, from the time
of our conception, and the eventuality for
all men now is death from any number of
causes. Sometimes death strikes before
birth, resulting in a stillbirth. In other cases,
children succumb to their dire
circumstances or have accidents and die.
God is not responsible for such
eventualities.

A Closer Look at Some Myths About Death
THROUGHOUT history, man has stood
perplexed and apprehensive before the
dark prospect of death. What is more, fear
of death has been fueled by a mix of false
religious ideas, popular customs, and
ingrained personal beliefs. The problem
with fear of death is that it can paralyze
one’s ability to enjoy life and erode one’s
confidence that there is meaning to life.
Popular religion is especially
reprehensible for promoting a number of
popular myths regarding death. By
examining a few of these under the light of
Bible truth, see if your personal
perceptions about death can be clarified.
Myth 1: Death is the natural end of life.
“Death . . . is an integral part of our
lives,” says the book Death—The Final
Stage of Growth. Comments like this reflect
the belief that death is normal, the natural
ending of all living organisms. In turn, such
a belief has fostered a nihilistic philosophy
and opportunistic behavior in many.
But is death really the natural end of life?
Not all researchers believe so. For instance,
Calvin Harley, a biologist who studies
human aging, said in an interview that he
does not believe that humans “have a
program to die.” Immunologist William
Clark observed: “Death is not inextricably
intertwined with the definition of life.” And
Seymour Benzer, of the California Institute
of Technology, muses that “aging can be
better described not as a clock but as a
scenario, which we can hope to edit.”
When scientists study the design of
humans, they are baffled. They find that we
have been endowed with resources and
capabilities that far exceed the needs of
our 70- to 80-year life span. For example,
scientists have found that the human brain
has immense memory capacity. One
researcher estimated that our brain can
hold information that “would fill some
twenty million volumes, as many as in the
world’s largest libraries.” Some
neuroscientists figure that during an
average lifetime, a person uses only 1/100
of 1 percent (.0001) of his potential brain
capacity. It is appropriate to ask, ‘Why do
we have a brain with such a large capacity
when we utilize only a tiny fraction of it in
an average lifetime?’
Consider also how unnaturally humans
react to death! For the majority, the death
of a wife, a husband, or a child can be the
most upsetting experience of a lifetime.
People’s entire emotional makeup is often
jarred for a long time after the death of a
person dearly loved. Even those who claim
that death is natural to humans find it hard
to accept the idea that their own death will
mean the end of everything. The British
Medical Journal spoke of “a common
expert presumption that everybody wants
to live as long as possible.”
In view of man’s general reaction to
death, his amazing potential for
remembering and learning, and his inward
longing for eternity, is it not clear that he
was made to live? Indeed, God created
humans, not with death as the natural
outcome, but with the prospect of living on
indefinitely. Note what God set before the
first human pair as their future: “Be fruitful
and become many and fill the earth and
subdue it, and have in subjection the fish
of the sea and the flying creatures of the
heavens and every living creature that is
moving upon the earth.” (Genesis 1:28)
What a wonderful, lasting future that is!

orobs93:
He who calls his brother a fool will perish in hell

SORRY SIR

orobs93:
And who says we ar not creative?
Sai
Buhari

guy u be f00l oo, na buhari create am??

firstkyn:
thank you lord......... all i want is a birthday wish from you guys....thanks

wow, 2day is also my birthday

ronald4lif:
Happy birthday bruv, I pray you joy and fulfilment

Tnk u, pray 4 u too

afolag:
happy birthday day guy. we are many here but am d only registered user. we wish u da very best in life. in one voice we say WELCOME TO A NEW BEGINNING.

Tnx Bro

Pls my fellow nairalanders, mak dis day a memorable one for me

Dancing shoki .... 2moro is my birthday

Dancing shoki.... 2moro is my birthday

Dancing Shoki.... 2moro is my birthday

ChristyG:
Ibos be making themselves feel better.if all dese sh1t talk is real,why do we have a high percentage of igbo women marrying men from other tribes who are not good and not igbo men who are saints,perfect,stainless men on earth...hahahaha u guys are id1ots i swear,be telling lies to make urself feel better when u ave no proof to ur empty stories...

Jealousy

tonychristopher:
another thing why igbos do nort marry outside tribes much is cos of divorce, we value marriage and divorcees are very low in my society... divorces are seen as failure....so why should u marry a tribe that sees nothing bad in divorce


so are okay with ourselves

Gbam!!! Tell Dem

tonychristopher:
they are going for lectures on how to hook us, we must be special breed, we are not polygamous, we dont sire bastards like them, we dont keep concubine and we take care of our wife and girlfriends....

no wonder they are learning how to catch up with us
they are learning how to hook us
the are learning why the wise men is from the east


they want our handsome gene


but bad news is that we dont do outside tribe things na...apart from igboid speaking area of delta nad rivers, then the efik ibibio, we rarely go that far

U re right my bloda

avuekwe:
Baddest lie ever liveth

Den wats d truth??

chimerase2:
99 percent marry only der ADA ADA that only is wat a woman needs in her marriage life and that what makes ibo guys UNIQUE
Google is ua friend ma broda

Gbam, u re dia my bloda

3cycle:
true, that is the easiest way to get an igbo man. Get pregnant for him and gbam you have him dancing to the altar with you.

Well, dat because we re responsible and dont support abortion

chimerase2:
One of ma sista here in romance session is asking wats so special abt us
Well we igbo guys wen we marry we stick to her only
We dare not try marry more than one wife
We cool meen
Some ma be womaniser during the bachelor season but immediately nigga is married ma broda forget it his life cycle will be entangled in his wife
Just like me if I hv a gal frnd nw I can neva try and look out side not to talk wen I marry
Abi person go talk say I dn PM her before?
U wn mak ma babe swear for me

chai nna u re dier

pweetixandy:
cos ibo men no dey like give woman belle and then leave.

If i hear

AJ01:
...mod pls FG

FG?? Yaba left

chimerase2:
Nna umu nne number 4 make sense
This xmas I must marry enuff of dis conjimus bachelorship
Amu tired

lol

3cycle:
What is soo special about an igbo man?

we re the most responsible men in nigeria

untainted:
Up to a point, I have noticed the above does not apply in Igbo marriages

do u mean dat igbos dont divorce dier partners?