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I hope my ex is here to tell how i disfigured her

Am confused, the money don enter my eye

elantraceey:
How can one be in a relationship with all this i the first place?

lol, wat if the guy no gree hear I NO WANT

Every relationship » comes with some
rough patches and good seasons, however,
it becomes a source of concern if the bad
times becomes extended.

If you are always disagreeing with your
partner, even on small issues, and
constantly fighting, then it's obvious that
both of you are in the wrong relationship.

Sometimes, it appears as if things are rosy
again, and this gets you confused.

Are you
in love with this person or not?

Here are 7 sure signs that you are
absolutely NOT in love with your partner:

1. He is not the one you run to: When you
are troubled about something, it is only
normal that the first person you turn to
is the man in your life. However, if you
find it easier to confide in some other
person who isn't your boyfriend/
husband, then it means you don't trust
him enough to share your feelings with
him. This is a sure sign that there's
trouble in paradise.

2. Little things get you angry: When you
pick a fight with him simply because he
didn't tighten the toothpaste cap after
use, or tell him to keep quiet when he
whistles in the shower, it means you
don't love him. If you do, you wouldn't
make such a fuss over little things to the
point of starting a quarrel. If every of his
flaws irritate you or you find it quite
unbearable to be beside him for more
than 10 minutes, please end the
relationship or else you're heading for
disaster.

3. You dress up with other men in mind:
Dressing up for your man should be a
pleasure and not a chore. If you catch
your self daydreaming about some other
guy or dressing to attract the attention
of the guy in question, then there's a
major problem. It means you're in a
relationship with this other guy and not
your current partner. Dear sister, you are
so not in love with your boyfriend!

4. The thought of marrying him makes
you sick: Ladies start dreaming about
walking down the aisle with the man
they love from the very moment they
realise that they have strong feelings for
him. However, if you've been in a
relationship with this guy for years and
you still can't picture yourself standing
beside him at the altar, or the thought of
spending the rest of your life with him
makes you sick in the stomach, then
obviously you shouldn't be with him at
all.

5. You don't feel at home with his family:
You know how it is in Nigeria when your
guy's family get to know you're his
leading lady and they start treating you
like his wife. If you constantly feel
nervous being around them or you feel
guilty because you know deep down
that you will never be their daughter-in-
law, then of course, you know what that
means. You don't belong there!

6. You always compare your relationship
to others: If you love you're man and
you're happy to be with him, you
wouldn't care what other people are
doing in their relationship. Even the little
rough patches you experience in the
relationship won't feel like problems
because you'll always find a way to sort
them out. But if that isn't the case in
your relationship, then something is
terribly wron somewhere.

7. You don't respect each other: If you are
always berating your man in public and
he constantly returns the favour, you
two should consider calling it quits
before the situation gets out of hand.
You wouldn't disrespect a person you
love when you are together, let alone in
public. Mind you, respect doesn't
particularly have to do with age, it simply
shows that you value your partner and
the role he plays in your life.

Guy :: Baby will you marry me?

Girl :: facial expression reads (are u stupid, what did you just say??

(lips saying) dont you think its too early, i will think about it ??

Heart saying (God thank you, at last my prayers have been answered )

Last years election came with so much blood-shed in the northern part of our country, due to that many pple (westerners, southerners, and easterners) are running for their lifes, many ran in december 2014, and many ran january this year, and many are still running. Now we have heard a devastating news saying d election have been postponed for 6 weeks.. Now my questions are

1) all those who have travelled expecting to return later in febuary, wat will be dier fate?

2) all those who took food stuffs that will last dem only for febuary, wat do they live on for the rest of the six weeks?

3) all those took a month leave for the whole of febuary, wat will be their fate?

4) all who bought non-refundable tickets, wat do they do?

Am totally confused, pls help a brother.., make i no go buy rubbish ( )......... Which is better??

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Nigerian football was thrown into
a sad state with the announcement of the
demise of a former national team
goalkeeper, Wilfred Agbonavbare who
died in Spain after a long battle with cancer.
He was aged 48.


Five important
things about him that may have not been
known or told

1. Wilfred Agbonavbare was part of the
first Nigerian team to qualify for an
international competition; the 1983 FIFA
U-20 World Cup.

2. He and wife died from the same cause,
Cancer; He was working as a delivery
boy and a goalkeeper coach before he
succumbed to the illness.

3. Agbonavbare was nicknamed ‘Flying
Cat’ for his diving prowess; he, however,
started fumbling towards the early kick-
off of the last decade and would later
recoined Wilfred ‘Agbonabasket’. As a
result, Peter Rufai became Nigeria’s first
at the 1994 Nations Cup.

4. He is the fourth member of the 1994
Nations Cup winning team to have
passed away

5. He was part of the Tunisia 1994 Nations
Cup winning team; the country finally
lifting the trophy after three successive
silver spells in 1984, 1988 and 1990.

Who would make a better First Lady?
Who would you rather have as a First Lady
between Patience Jonathan and Aisha
Buhari?
Share your thoughts here>

tosyne2much:
Observing every comment from my coconut tree.. Looking for a lady that will choose me and I will PM her right away

king of the romance section lukin 4 a date, ADONBILIVIT

iceberylin:
Seriously

Lets hook up ASAP

lol

Na mizmycoli na im sure pass

Have you been crushin on sumone lately here on nairaland, let your feelings known, it might be simultaneous

sherrylo:
i guess it favors GEJ more

on what grounds Give reason

CHM11:
Additionally, shekau is trying to distract people from the pressure being laced on his Lord (buhari) as regards his WASC certificate.

bt on the contrary, dat speech favors GEJ more, because d northerners who majorly support buhari wont come out in full to vote due to d tension dat the BH speech has caused

Rehil:
its sis,u r welcom.better to go wit him else the court workers may charge u more.i went myself cos they asked sum questions like y did i change my name wantin to verify if it was really my result.i told dem i never liked d middle name i was given.n 4 wantin to use my grandfather's name it was a family decision.all d best

one more question, pls dnt gt annoyed, after the affidavit, which name would he coninue with? Benjamine or augustine?? Tnxx

Rehil:
its a kind of document signed n stamp by a judge in a court sign also by u under oath dat d information u r providing backed by d document is correct.u can goggle 4 more info.i did mine some years back cos d name on my birth certificate is different from dat on my WAEC.I droped a name and took up my grandfather's name.go to a court,about 1000 or even 500 wil solve d issue

tnx bro.... But can i go alone, or do i have to go with him?

Rehil:
He should go n do an affidavit.dat should be able to make his Waec valid

pls wat is affidavit?? And how does it work?

My junior brother wrote waec last year and he passed all his papers, but the problem is that his middle name in his birth certificate is different from the one he wrote in his waec

Birth Certificate - Chinonso Benjamin Okoro

Waec - Chinonso Augustine Okoro

............Pls i wnt to knw if this will be a hinderance/obstacle to him gaining admssion, because he is abt to write jamb this yr

Note:::: Charles is his confirmation name ( catolics )

HOW MUCH MORE BLOOD FOR THE AMBITION
OF ONE?
What you are about to read would shake you
to the bottom of your being, it would
challenge every single rationality you ever had
about the Nigerian situation, but its the truth
nonetheless.
Barely 7 days ago, CNN ran a story about the
sorry state of the Nigerian army - describing
it as "disorganized" and UNDEREQUIPPED to
battle the Boko Haram terrorists in North East
Nigeria. Well, this wasn't much of news to
Nigerians as it was merely a confirmation of
eye witness accounts (by soldiers in the
North East) regarding the level of rot and
corruption within the military ranks.
Soldiers have always complained about obsolete
weapons, ammunitions etc - and the army
chiefs with the Presidency have constantly
denied these claims maintaining that the
army is well equipped as a justification for
the TRILLIONS allocated so far for Security.
The Presidency, and the army chiefs have
continuously come under fire because of this.
Okay...
Again, on the 21st January 2015 - just two days ago, while a huge section of Nigerians
were thrown into an elaborately planned
machiavellian distraction owing to the almost
unending argument over Muhammadu
Buhari's qualification as the APC Presidential
flag bearer, another event - which usually
would have taken the centre stage - occured.
ABUBAKAR SHEKAU RELEASED ANOTHER VIDEO.
The 36 minutes long video would usually
have passed for one of his lengthy rantings
but then, a few remarks (listed below) made
by Shekau and his men would get any sound
analyst thinking:
1. "...your army kept deceiving the world that
you can’t fight us because you have no ARMS.
LIARS! You have all that it takes..."

2. "....we carried out the Baga massacre, and
WE ARE GOING TO DO MORE...."

3. "...we are now showing the world all the
ARMS and AMMUNITION that we got from the
Nigeria army barracks in Baga, Doron-Baga,
Mile-4 and this barrack. What we have in our
armoury now, plus all that we had before is
enough to execute a victorious war against
the whole Nigeria...."

4. "...all these ARMS and AMMUNITION you see
in their thousands are gotten from Baga..." -
words uttered by one of the Boko Haram
members while conducting the camera
around a large a cache of ARMS and
AMMUNITIONS, as he gave details on each
weapon and how they were obtained.
*The whole drama seemed to be centred
about 2 main issues:
- The Ammunitions. *they almost could not
stop hammering on it*
- Promise of more terror. *really scared for
the Northerners o* hmmm...
Now, while it is a well known fact that the
Boko haram is an internationally sponsored
terrorist group with the backing of a few
POLITICAL FIGURES. And yeah, Nigeria is at the
verge of making a major POLITICAL decision -
this video comes barely 22 days to that
decision. There is no disputing the fact that
the video is not unrelated to the present state
of the NIGERIAN POLITY. Whatever the case
may be, this video is meant to favour the
ambition of one of our POLITICIANS.
The question now is:
#Which of the Nigerian prominent politicians
does Abubakar Shekau's new video stand to
favour?
*it is common fact in intelligence gathering
that - *the individual who stands to benefit
from a crime is most likely the perpetrator*.
While one could strike out this logic on the
basis that "some individuals are framed for
crimes they never committed"; the reality of
the Nigerian situation proves otherwise -
MOST NIGERIANS ARE GULLIBLE AND WOULD
WHOLLY ACCEPT ALL THAT'S POTRAYED IN THAT
VIDEO AS THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, especially since
there's just very little time to sift out the facts
as the election's now so close.
So, my dear friends - ladies and gentlemen, I
present to you, the frontline contenders for
the Nigerian Presidency - Goodluck Jonathan
and Muhammadu Buhari.
From the facts thus far, which of these 2 men
stand to gain from Abubakar Shekau's latest
video?
*Comment your views

idumuose:
Kaduna is safe

Jos is safe

Markurdi is safe

Lokoja is safe

Ilorin is safe

Lafia is safe

Jalingo is safe

Yola is safe

But..



Kano

Katsina

Bauchi etc

Run for your life thou southerner.

kano is safe

Well, mine is 'Before I leave' by jah cure


Wats yours?

It is generally agreed that
we need more business
start-ups. Small businesses
are engines for economic
growth, innovation and
employment. We need more
entrepreneurial activity and
that means more individuals
taking the dangerous,
difficult and courageous
decision to start their own
business. How do you go
about starting a new
business? Well obviously
you need a good idea. Once
you have one I recommend
that you ask yourself these
questions:

1. Am I good at this? Do I
have the skills; talents
and experience that will
help me succeed in this
venture? Make a list of
your strengths and
weaknesses. Does this
venture play to your
strengths? How can you
compensate your
weaknesses?

2. Do people really need
what I will offer? Who
will buy it and why will
they need it? If there is
no customer need then
the business will fail.

3. Can I make money doing
this? Once it is up and
running will it make a
good profit? If not, why
bother?

4. Do I have a business
plan? Things will not go
according to your plan
but the act of making the
plan helps you greatly.
You will need a sound
written plan if you want
a loan or investment.

5. Do I have the financial
resources to get this off
the ground? New
businesses generally take
more time and more
money than you at first
expect. Will you be able
to build the business and
cover your living costs
for the period until cash
flow is positive?

6. Does my family support
me in this initiative? It is
important to discuss
your plans with your
immediate family and get
their buy-in. It will be
needed in the difficult
months ahead.

7. What is different about
my business? Is it similar
to other businesses or
do I have something
unique to offer? Why will
customers choose us
rather than the
competition? It is more
important to be different
than to be better.

8. What is my sales and
marketing strategy?
Who is the target market
and how will I reach
them? Can we test the
sales proposition with
some target clients
before we go live?

9. Do I have a support
network of colleagues or
friends who can help me
and compensate for my
weaknesses or lack of
experience? Most
successful start-ups are
partnerships where
there is a balance of
strengths. If you do not
have partners in the
business do you have a
network of contacts and
helpers who can advise
and assist?

10. Is there a plan B? If
things do not go
according to plan is there
a fall-back strategy for
me personally and for the
business? Am I flexible
enough to adapt and
cope with the
vicissitudes of a start-up?


You need positive answers to most if not all the question. Even then it will take enormous commitment and hard work to make the new venture a success.
Good luck with your new start up

In heaven, are d desires of d flesh still going 2 be dere

Anambra watin una dey wait 4??

xpac01:
Nice one OP. But No. 8 is your opinion. For me i'll like my wife to keep the thing hairful. .

whc tin?